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>be me.
>16 years old boy with an older sister, father and mother.
>Dad comes to me yesterday and begs me to accompany him the day after to the acquarium and he's ready to do anything for it.
> I ask a new pc and he agrees.
> epic win.
>Today I wait in the car for him to show up for half an hour.
>not a great start.
>Then my sister's boyfriend shows up for a date with her.
>Nice guy, her first friend, started dating for some days, nothing special.
>Dad barges out of the fucking door and kidnaps the guy
> wtf.jpeg
>He ubducts him and brings him to the acquarium with me.
>spent the whole day with my dad testing the poor guy by making him pay for his own ticket, destroy him in arcade games and subjecting him to a 2 hours nerd fish fact's lecture.
>Guy fucking nails each test.
> I start to think dad has developed a crush on the guy.
>Spent a nice afternoon with both of them, had a blast during the dolphin's show.
>At last on the marine boat finally some peace.
>Out of nowhere the guy says that he'll take care of my sister with the most confident and lovely dovely tone I ever heard.
>Don't elaborate.
How can I be this fucking Chad? Can I have some suggestion??