Cat Distribution System - Tumblr Posts
My neighbors cat just gave birth right next to me?? Her owner lives literally 5 meters away. She's completely fine with me touching her babies and is now in a corner of the garden and demands cuddles. I love this cat but dude
fuck baby fever i get cat fever. i see a video of a cat and i go insane i want a cat so bad
Last week the cat distribution system decided that it would provide me with a kitten. I present her to the council.
It seems i was mistaken I have a parrot
okay so my sister and may have been chosen by the cat distribution system, but we’re gonna do a little research first cause the kitten might be owned by one of the neighbors
my dad’s gonna make a facebook post to see if anyone lost the lil’ guy and my grammy, who we decided to leave the cat with, is gonna talk to who she suspects may be the possible owner tomorrow
this was very sudden and i hope we can find out if the cat already had an owner soon
if not and we end up keeping it i wanna call it bean while my sister wants to call it copper
Love the cat distribution system 😸 This kitty occasionally comes into my backyard
This is different from my usual content, but the cat distribution system is a strange concept because even when I adopted my cat from a pet store, it was under somewhat strange circumstances. When I was 9 years old (oh jesus, we've had this cat for ten years now), my mom and I just decided to look at the cats the petsmart had available. We weren't prepared to adopt at all, not even planning to, and then we saw our cat and it was over. We had to wrestle a little bit with the manager and then next thing we knew we were taking a cat home. It feels like the laws of the universe or whatever deemed it necessary that we be bestowed a cat.
Here's the asshole in question:
ID: two pictures of a fluffy tuxedo cat. On the left, the cat in question has her white belly exposed, her head upturned and her front paws curled. The second image captures the cat mid-yawn, creating the visual of a 'screaming' cat, and she's laying on a three toned rug. End ID
Her name is Diamond and she's a dipshit and an absolute menace. Yes she still has all four legs even though it doesn't look like it in the first photo lol