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“There’s no grays, only white that’s got grubby. I’m surprised you don’t know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.”

- Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum

There's no greys, only white that's got grubby.

Granny Weatherwax, Carpe Jugulum; Terry Pratchett

Nobody writes like Sir Terry

I was today years old when I realized the "pink novelty [candle]" nanny ogg only brings out for "guests with the right sense of humor" is probably shaped like a penis and not a skull.

Every single time I read these books I realize something new. I've lost count how many times I've read them and there's always something

Nope

Hasn't worked