Carmine X Coco X Velvet - Tumblr Posts

So people have started shipping Carmine x Coco but I wanna propose ...

Carmine: Hey, who's that? Coco: Hmm? Oh, that's Velvet. Carmine: ... I have decided. She will be mine. Coco: Your pet or your girlfriend? Carmine: Yes. Coco: Move, bitch. I was here first.

Later

Velvet: Fox! Carmine and Coco are going to kill each other! We gotta stop them! Fox: It's survival of the fittest. Yatsuhashi: Cover your ears, Velvet.  Velvet: O--Okay. Yatsuhashi: WHY DON'T YOU SHARE?

At that moment

Coco: ... Carmine: ... Coco: Okay, we all sleep in the same bed, but in the mornings I have Velvet on hand to make me tea and feed me snacks. Carmine: I'll get her in the afternoon. I need a new photographer to put photos of me up on Instigram. We'll sleep in the same bed? Coco: In the dorm? Hmm, we'll have to order a new bed to fit all of us. Two actually. Yatsuhashi and Fox can get a bunk bed. Carmine: I want a canopy as well. Coco: Really? What are you, a princess? Carmine: I have standards