Carmen Sandiego Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

Player: I just chugged a bottle of NyQuil thinking it was DayQuil so to fix it, I also drank an entire monster.

Carmen: ... is your heart okay?

Carmen: Player, what's this bag of white powder I found in your room?

Player: Oh, that? It's crushed eggshells, for my plants

Carmen: THANK GOD I thought you were doing drugs!

Devineaux: Where did you get twenty bucks? Player: What are you, a cop?

Player, nervous and jittery: Hey, umm... Red? I have a confession, I'm... trans. Carmen, incredibly well-being but with the ignorance of someone who grew up secluded on an island: ... like transformer? Player: Carmen: Are... are you a robot? Player, trying very hard not to laugh:

Carmen: Why are you holding Player up by his armpits like a disgruntled cat? Ivy: He's in air jail for crimes

Zack: Did you know that if you microwave an egg, it explodes? Shadowsan: Shadowsan: What's going to happen if I go into the kitchen? Zack: ... please don't.

Player: Carmen's sibling nice! Ivy: Pfft- 'sibling nice'? You've never had siblings, have you? Player: Player: I feel like no matter how I answer I'm getting beat up.

Player, after Crackle betrays Carmen: He is not the love of your life! He is just some guy!

Ivy: Can we PLEASE keep Player? Carmen: No, we cannot keep him. Zack: But Player's perfect! He's smart and friendly and- Carmen: He HAS parents! People who have legal custody of him. Ivy, scoffing: Since when has that stopped you before? Carmen: Carmen: I am not participating in this conversation.

Paperstar: Hey, wake up. Player: Wha- what?! Paperstar: I just murdered your entire family Player: ... my parents are out tonight? Paperstar: Then who are these people in your house!? Player: THERE'S PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE!?

Zack: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Carmen: You are a hazard to society.

Ivy: And a coward. Do twenty.