Zack: Hey, Do You Think I Could Fit Fifteen Marshmallows In My Mouth?

Zack: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Carmen: You are a hazard to society.

Ivy: And a coward. Do twenty.

The She-Ra Fandom

This is it. It’s the fandom.

Analysis Corner: Guys, this show is the best. 10/10 representation. We’ve got strong female characters, great role models for both girls and boys, characters that are diverse in terms of race, ethnicity, sexuality, body type, neurodiversity… It’s just – *sniffles* beautiful.

Here for Memes: LET’S GO LESBIANS LET’S GO

Adora Stans: Let’s face it, Adora is a disaster jock, and we adore her for that. Also, She-Ra is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen??

Glimmer Stans: Glimmer has already had so much character development in her relationships with her mom and her friends! I am so proud!!

Bow Stans: BOW IS THE BEST BOI AND DESERVES ONLY LOVE. GO, BOW. DEFEAT TOXIC MASCULINITY.

Catra Stans: I binge-watched this entire show in one night and let me tell you, I would defend Catra to the death. *hisses*

Entrapta Stans: Entrapta is my chaotic neutral coding queen and has all my uwus!!!

Mermista Stans: Have you seen a more relatable character than this sassy, perpetually tired badass?

Perfuma, Scorpia, Frosta Stans: Guys, guys, guys. Let’s not forget about all these other amazing princesses.

Swift Wind Stans: Also the McFreaking talking horse that fights for equestrian rights!

Catradora Shippers: Hey there~ Please read my meta post about how Catradora is the most powerful friends to enemies to lovers ship ever and will totally become canon by the end of the series.

Glimmadora Shippers: Glimmer and Adora are the sweetest! They’re so supportive of each other, and also their height difference is  i n c r e d i b l e.

Catradora and Glimmadora Shippers: WLW solidarity. *fist-bump* Yeah.

Seamista Shippers: *singing* WE STAN ONE MERMAID PRINCESS AND HER BOYFRIEND~

Glimbow Shippers: Glimmer and Bow are best friends who become lovers; I’m calling it now!

Spinnetossa Shippers: Even though we don’t know that much about Spinnerella or Netossa yet, I still think they’re lovely <3

Everyone else: *nods*

Scorpia / Catra / Entrapta Shippers: May I suggest Super Pal Girlfriends?

Pertrapta, Perfumista, Bowtrapta, Adorabow, Perfumadora, and all other Shippers: We are niche, but strong.

People obsessed with Princess Prom: Oh my god. Ohhhhh my god. This is what I have been waiting for my entire frickin’ life. Scorpia’s dress! Mermista and Sea Hawk matching! Noelle Stevenson making a cameo! Adora dancing with Catra, Glimmer, AND Perfuma! Can I rewatch this episode??

Catra Stans: Catra! In a SUIT!! SHE DID THAT!!! I AM SO GAY!!!!

Catradora Shippers: *incoherent screaming*

Late Gen X/ Early Millennials: Has anyone here watched the 1980s She-Ra?

Newbies: No, is it good?

Late Gen X/ Early Millennials: I don’t know if I would say “good,” but I’m really feeling the nostalgia right now.

Razz Stans: YO. Why has no one brought up the greatest minor character in She-Ra, Madame Razz?! Every series needs a wise grandparent figure to knock some sense into the protagonist, and she is it. Coming at you like Yoda with that Razzle Dazzle.

Late Gen X/ Early Millennials: I miss Loo-Kee!

Razz Stans: Don’t worry; he’s still around! He’s just hiding ;)

Analysis Corner: I see that Razz reference, and I would like to tell you about my hypothesis that she is one of the First Ones.

Conspiracy Theorists: The First Ones are definitely evil. Why else would Light Hope tell Adora to “let go” of all her attachments to the world? That is not going to make her a better defender of Etheria!

Analysis Corner: Forget about the First Ones; who is Hordak? What even is the Horde? When are we going to get more information about the villains?

Conspiracy Theorists: I’m not saying they’re aliens… But they’re aliens.

Adora Stans: While we’re on this topic, can we all agree that Shadow Weaver is objectively the worst?

Everyone else: Yep. A great villain, though!

Critics: The new She-Ra has poor animation, the plot line is shallow, and She-Ra isn’t hot enough!

Fans: Ew, who asked you?

Critics: Also, does everything have to be about LGBT+ representation? She-Ra looks like a boyish lesbian, and we are not down with this clearly Tumblr-ized remake of a classic show.

Fans: …Literally, who asked you.

Critics: We’re DONE with She-Ra. We’re just… DONE.

Fans: Okay, great, bye!

Here for Memes: *posts a picture of the distracted boyfriend meme with SPOP as the girl in red, “fans” as the boyfriend, and Voltron as the outraged girlfriend* Hehehehe…

Everyone else: DON’T U DARE–

Kyle Stans: Hey y’all, am I late to the party?

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

Shitty au where everything’s the same but Danny took one look at the portal and like any smart person decided not to go in, so his “ghost form” is just him wearing a bedsheet. He still fights the ghost coming through the portal he just isn’t half dead. Everyone in Amity Park is always trying to figure out who the person beneath the sheet is. His parents are still trying to kill him

bizarre neurodivergence things

Nesting

Hoarding things

Taking things apart

Wandering

Shitty memory

Needing pressure on your body to sleep