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1 year ago

godammit prev ur right i shouldve COOKED them

Godammit Prev Ur Right I Shouldve COOKED Them

yes i left the chemistry there on purpose. me when school

@defensivelee Here Is The William Keppel And Shrewsbury Hole U Asked For

@defensivelee here is the william keppel and shrewsbury hole u asked for


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1 year ago

Idk im not as crazy abt him as the rest of you are like yes I'd say he's okay and i can see why yall are in love with this man but he's not the hot shiit to me..

I mean in yalls writing he's adorable as fuck but irl nahh

have a question for my dearest mutuals, do you guys actually think bentinck is attractive (which can mean anything to you idc)


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11 months ago

completely forgot to drop this but uhh

I had a sillee dream last night

I completely forgot how it started out but apparently I was Nottingham in the dream and he/I was William's Secretary of State for both departments cuz Shrewsbury is on vacation from my dreams rn. This is in the modern day btw. However for some reason William, Nottingham, and the other Orange government officials are still doing 17th shit and so we have to deliver letters by hand or whatever. Except Nottingham could FLY and William was like "yeah thats handy can u go deliver all these letters" and so i basically got to fly around to a bunch of random homes and shove letters in their mailbox or directly at the people. apparently this is an everyday thing because no one gave two shits. when me fly

10/10 would go flying again

ALSO I DID A HAIRFLIP (wigflip???) AS NOTTINGHAM AND IT WAS SOOOOO HOT


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11 months ago

SORRY FOR THE ONSLAUGHT OF #MEXICOPOSTING REBLOGS I HAD A VISION AS I WAS SCROLLING GUERRERO'S TAG

plssssssss i need more mexican independence fansss its literally MEXICAN BIRTH MONTH GUYS


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11 months ago

unanchored dream moment !! first one involving mexico that has happened!

okay it started as me and my family and friends just,, doing fun things at a pool and then i suddenly think about the trump-harris debate 😭 and how it'd turn out if it was a debate between the mexican parties in like 1824 instead. So then my beloved dream space listens to me and now we're on land and there's a set-up similar to the trump-harris debate, except all members of the two parties (escoseses/conservatives vs. yorkinos/liberals) were in the audience and they could elect and exchange whoever was at the stand and I just explicitly remember an exchange between Lucas Alaman and Valentin Gomez Farias about the economy with a horrendous amount of shouting from the audience. and ummm maybe a Bustamante hate club forming when he was elected to the stand for 0.2 seconds.

By the way the person who was asking the questions was Iturbide. help


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10 months ago

happy 200th birthday to the mexican presidency or whatever

idk Victoria was elected on October 10

Happy 200th Birthday To The Mexican Presidency Or Whatever

top ten moments before disaster

being president is Not Okay


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