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I’m a huge sucker for relationships where it’s neither platonic, romantic OR the secret third option.

Imagine if the 15th doctor and jack met. IMAGINE. They would be insufferable, they would be head over heals inlove for each other. They would NOT stop flirting.

I feel like doctor who should’ve done so much more with the fact that rose could do gymnastics (mentioned in the first episode of series 1)

Imagine, the doctor, rose and Jack are all trapped in a situation where the only escape would be if someone knew gymnastics, and rose just saves the day. IT WOULD BE AWESOME

Would it be bad if my first thought was 'Oh look, Ten stole Jack's coat'?

|DT edit + Hamlet|

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'just ask them out, the worst they could say is no' WRONG the worst they could say is that's why i left you behind. it's not easy even just looking at you, jack, because you're wrong. you are. i can't help it. i'm a time lord. it's instinct. it's in my guts. you're a fixed point in time and space. you're a fact. that's never meant to happen, even the tardis reacted against you, tried to shake you off. flew all the way to the end of the universe just to get rid of you.

i yearn for torchwood

"was captain jack harkness ever gay onscreen" has to be the funniest fucking question i have ever seen in my entire life.

ianto: nothing like a good old drink to end a hard day

jack: that’s strawberry milk

ianto: so….

i like to think that sometime after exit wounds jack and the doctor meet up, and jack tells them all about the torchwood team and shows the doctor pictures of owen and tosh and then the doctor recognises tosh cause of space pig <3

the question isn’t why am i watching torchwood at one in the morning. it’s why aren’t you.

torchwood girlies be like ‘this is my favourite show’ and it’s just 5 bisexuals fighting aliens and being gay

they all do that in that order

never thought i’d be crying at a 1:45 clip of an audio drama but here we are

:3

remembers day four

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i’m so normal about this

OML I ASKED CHAT GPT TO MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE WHO LIKES TORCHWOOD AND IM DYING

Got it! Here’s a playful roast for someone who’s really into Torchwood:

"Jack Harkness is the best character ever!"

Oh, definitely—because nothing says "best character" like an immortal man who keeps getting everyone around him killed. But hey, at least he’s got that coat!

"Torchwood is better than Doctor Who."

Ah, the edgelord take. We get it, you like your sci-fi with a side of brooding and moral ambiguity. But let’s be real—without Doctor Who, Torchwood would just be a weird alien crime procedural starring that guy who peaked in 1941.

"Ianto and Jack are relationship goals."

Sure, if your relationship goal is to cry over coffee machines and date someone who’s always one bad decision away from getting you killed. Nothing says romance like impending doom!

"Season 4 wasn’t that bad!"

Wow, defending Miracle Day? That’s bold. But then again, denial is a powerful thing. Must be nice living in that alternate universe where Torchwood didn’t nosedive after Season 3.

"Gwen is such an underrated character."

Underrated? More like overrated. She’s basically the Torchwood equivalent of that one friend who somehow makes every crisis about themselves. But hey, at least she’s got a good cry-face.

i think 13/river/yaz as like jack/john/ianto like 13 has relationships with both like jack whereas yaz is only into the doctor like ianto and river has a relationship with the doctor and just keeps calling yaz eye candy.

ah.

I made a short Torchwood uquiz, for anyone interested..... :^D