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@awkwardtypo replied to your post: “How many bird species eat humans? How many eat humans regularly?”

How many different blogs does BVA stalk and am I next

as far as I know for certain @blurds, @falseredstart, and I get tagged by Bird Vore Anon, though I think I’m the only one who has copycats defiling my inbox. If you or a loved one are also harassed by BVA, please let me know so I can start a support group

@kynawrath replied

are we counting scavenging as vore

asking that will only encourage BVA and also it depends but that is not a topic suitable for both christmas and hanukkah and (for those not observing anything) the day a lot of liquor stores are closed @jads-abum-rat replied

oh my god

i know!! i have like three other BVA questions in my inbox (and one indignant one because i didn’t tag them in that one meme) but i thought they at least had the decency to leave this day alone. i am a fool for thinking this, as it is made abundantly clear that BVA is the worst sort of villain. @iguanamouth replied

a birds eating me right now

rip lauren they died as they lived, being eaten by birds while their lizard stood by doing nothing.