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1 year ago

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Gf will only have sex with me if we toss each other around the room and have a roleplay anime battle where one of us gets pinned. It's very tiresome but very hot. Does anyone have any new super moves i can use because my holy crescent sword beam is getting stale and she's learning to dodge my attacks. Every time she wins she just smirks and monologs and then we don't have sex. I'm open to any ideas for new strategies or weapons


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