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- Cal doesn't actually have any ed, but he's anemic

-Whenever Cal gets into trouble, Andre is the one who gets him out of it

-Cal admires Andre so fucking much, he's like a God to him

-Sometimes Andre zones out while looking at Cal, thinking about how unreal Cal's beauty is

-I'm sure that when they first met in middle school, Cal got quickly attached to him (he was the only one who treated him like a normal person and not like a dumbass). For Andre it took months to be really attached to Cal.

-They would definitely be talking about something pretty serious, and Cal would just start bursting out of laughter. Andre would look him dead in the eye, and Cal would be like: "...wait, you were being serious??"

-Cal is a blanket stealer, and when it gets cold he'll shove his feet in Andre's lower back

-When they first met, Cal was actually taller than Andre, but then, boom, puberty hit and suddenly, Andre was taller than him.

-Andre can easily lift Cal in his arms.

-Cal's little sister often forces him to try her little make up things, she would be the type of sister to say: "if you don't let me do two ponytails in your hair, I'll tell mom I saw you kissing Andre!" and Cal obviously lets her.

-ANDRE KNOWS HOW TO FIX CARS ‼️

-Cal's the type of guy to be twirling his hair and kicking his feet whenever Andre does something

- Whenever Andre gets really stressed or angry at Cal, he'll start throwing soft things to Cal, such as clothes, pillows... Just to relieve anger and not to actually hurt him

- Mel actually hates Cal, but whenever Cal is in Andre's clothes she tolerates him and even sits on his lap

-Cal has the ability to literally fall asleep EVERYWHERE.

- Cal is not trusted with blades, knifes or pills 🙏

-Cal would be such an annoying older brother

- Usually, when Andre wins in track, his legs would go limp. I just know they would hurt so fucking bad

- Cal is absolutely DISGUSTED about the food Andre eats.

- Andre is trying to bulk

- Cal doesn't stand being lifted, he would start tweaking so bad (like a cat in air jail). Andre loves lifting and holding Cal.

-Cal's younger sister would despise Andre, Cal's younger brother would absolutely love him.

I've got some freakier stuff too, but idk if yall would fw that