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Namjoon: how was your day

Yoongi: I want to go back in time to my first life as a sea turtle and latibulate for the next 500 years.

Namjoon, busy petting his bonsai: that bad, huh

Jungkook: There aren't any snack in the house.

Seokjin: I'm literally right here!

Seokjin: No cursing in this household.

Jungkook: freaking freak

Seokjin: Bitch! Your on thin moterfucking ice.

Jimin, flirting: So.... Do you come here often?

Yoongi: This is my fucking house.

Jungkook: Is there a spirit in this house?

Ouija Board: Yes

Jungkook: Good, the rent is 750 every month and is due every 1st.

Ouija Board: W T F

Hoseok: Hey Taehyung, do you like Eminem?

Taehyung: Yaa they're pretty great, but I prefer the chocolate one's over the peanuts.

Hoseok: Oh no, I meant he rapper.

Taehyung: Why would you eat a wrapper?

Namjoon's Birthday

Let's take a picture of the most beautiful thing you've seen or felt that day. Let's do it the Namjoon way.

Doesn't have to include any face it could be anything.

Please spread the word.

Jungkook: What gives you butterflies every single time, no matter how many times you experience it?

Jin: Buying caterpillars

Jungkook: I'm quick at math

Seokjin: Ok, what's 44 times 38?

Jungkook: 7

Seokjin: That wasn't even close

Jungkook: But it was quick

Taehyung: What was cool when you were young but isn't cool now?

Namjoon: Earth