Bruce Is Like - Tumblr Posts

alcoholicstark:

            “I wasn’t even thinking about blueberries…but              now all I can think about are blueberries, so              you should probably just let me eat them and              save yourself twenty minutes of me repeatedly              asking you for food.”

“If your assumption is that within twenty minutes,  I’ll give in and feed you, you can give up now. I  am used to ignoring grating irritations. Maybe it’s  about time someone taught you how not to be  spoiled.”