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I know it's no where near April Fools but bare with me on this.
Y/N cookie decide to pull a prank by changing their online status to taken....and then all hell breaks loose.
Be ready to duck the incoming Croissant Cookie missile as she practically spawns right outside your house.
The assassins would already be making their move to single out the cookie responsible.
Big name Cookies would make social media posts about this situation, requesting their followers to help them find this cookie that’s dating you.
Trouble some legendaries or dragons, well, they might just decide to destroy this waste of crumbs for even trying to get with you.
Hello! :) I have a request, (that I hope isn't too complex lol)
How would the cookies of darkness react to a powerful cookie, who was banished from their kingdom (for a bad reason, like banished for acts of kindness) and is just in the dumps and considering joining the cookies of darkness because it seems like there's no other choice for them and they're kind of in the dumps about it?
Feel free to ignore this if it's too much 🫂 :D
She takes the opportunity to poison your candy brain. They should’ve appreciated you more, how foolish that kingdom was for abandoning you for good deeds. No matter, they will pay for their foolishness. Dark Enchantress promises you even greater power under her rule to get revenge on the kingdom that had forsaken you…make them suffer the way you have suffered….and she’ll be by your side the whole way..she would ADORE to see a powerful cookie like you just ANNIHILATE those weak pieces of dough..
Truly the kindest, and yet you were banished for your actions. Pomegranate believes that the darkness was your true calling all along, your kingdom’s betrayal only further proved that. She agrees with her Master, those foolish kingdom cookies will wish they hadn’t turned their back on you, she will be there laughing at them when they tremble on fear at your feet..
Banished for being kind? Licorice thought that was a ridiculous reason to kick you out, any kingdom that would kick out a cookie as powerful as you is a kingdom doomed to fall. A kingdom that was destined to fail and when it does, it will be at your mercy. You were way too good for that kingdom anyway, they should envy you then try to make you feel bad.
Poison Mushroom didn’t like seeing you sad, it makes them and the shroomies sad too. It does help you take your mind off the betrayal when Poison Mushroom wants to spend time with you, never missing a beat to hand you a shroomie. They’re very receptive to pats on the head, it makes them very giddy and happy.
Your dedication was met with this? Did this loathsome kingdom not have an ounce of dignity? Affogato thinks you should go get your payback on this kingdom, he’s pretty pissed that this kingdom was on your mind making you feel bad. He’s fully supportive of you going back to make them pay, he’ll be right behind you.
Dark Choco promises that your kingdom will pay one day, mark his words…
He doesn’t know how you’re coping with it, but Red Velvet promises that you’ll always have a place in the Cake Hound Army’s heart. That kingdom deserved to be ruled by a cruel leader rather then a good one, Dark Enchantress will reward you greatly for your efforts. He knows you’re not the problem at that kingdom, the other way around in fact…
Choco Werehound Brute knows you’re tough and all, but you want him to clobber those kingdom fools for ya? Nobody makes ya down in the dumps and gets away with it. When the time comes, you and him are barging in there to make those bow to you! Serves them right to turn their back on a cookie like you!
Strawberry Crepe didn’t get it, there was no flaws in your dough composition or anything, so why cut you loose from the kingdom? Those cookies needed some reconstruction to fix what’s wrong with them once you came back for them later. Often had disputes with Poison Mushroom over who gets pats on the head for their efforts.