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I was tagged by @cannibalitchi :D
1. Hardback or paperback
2. Borrow or buy (or inherit?)
3. Buy in a bookstore or online (both, as long as it’s second-hand i guess)
4. Amazon or Bookdepository (Price minister? :’) )
5. Fantasy or sci-fi
6. Love-triangle or love at first sight (not a big fan of love tropes but if I have to choose i will go for love at first punch too lmao)
7. Wall shelves or bookcases
8. Mass market paper backs (for practical reasons :/)or large print books
9. Bad plot with good characters or good plot with bad characters (i hate both of these)
10. Booklr or Bookstagram
11. Booklr or Booktube
12. Contemporary or Fantasy (or why not contemporary fantasy)
13. Fiction or non-fiction
14. Buy a book based on the cover or the description
15. Alphabetical shelves or colour coordinated (at my parents’ house it’s both xD)
16. Different sized books or matching sizes
17. Matching covers / spines or non-matching covers / spines
18. Marathon a series or read as released (i always read a serie of book once there are all released)(like HP)
19. Movie or TV adaptation
20. Perfect adaption of a bad book or bad adaption of a perfect book
21. Zombies or Vampires
22. Vampires or Werewolves
23. Vampires or Fae
24. Reading inside or outside (why not both again)
25. Coffee or Tea Chocolate Chocolaaaaaaate
26. Eating (and drinking and listening to music) while reading or not eating
27. Bookmarks or random objects
28. Dog-earing or bookmark (or folding the corner of the sheet)
29. Be your favourite character or be their best friend
30. Be your favourite character or date your favourite character
31. Physical or E-book
32. Audiobook or ebook
33. Read in bed or on a chair
34. Series or stand-alones (i don’t know how to make choices ok)
35. Duology or Trilogy
36. Reading in winter or reading in summer (see n°34)
37. Read with music or without music
38. Finish reading books you hate or stop reading mid-way
39. Yearly book challenge or no book challenge
40. Classics or modern books
Thanks for this tag that reminds me I have two books to read this summer :D
I tag @noemiette @maupertuiss @vesperaline @helenegee @zetrystan if you want!
I can’t read tragic backstories after reading Little Thieves because every time I’m just like “yea this sucks for them but Vanja had it worse”
like I can sympathise still but like nothing has quite same ✨tragedy✨ feel

The Midnight Merchant ⭐️
PJO/HOO characters as things my friends have said:
Percy: Get a hobby other than kidnapping my mom.
Annabeth: The only thing you’re fucking is stupid.
Leo: I smoke bitches and eat weed!
Leo: Hey ladies, I’m sometimes dangerous but I’m always toast!
Nico: this is a life or passing out situation!!!
Will: They Yassified Snoop Dogg?!?
Percy: I’ll show you Titanic, Get in the ocean.
Annabeth: I’ll be the one to beat up Gandhi
Piper: We girl boss our way into Buckingham palace
Nico: Gaslight, Gatekeep, Genocide!
Percy: Glacial rivers are sooo yesterday
Hazel: how bare you ditch!!?
Leo: Don’t be a whore…be the imposter among us.
Piper: Tax evaders hips don’t lie.
Jason: Bruh! They tried to ratio me because of you!
Will: Who needs Student Council when you have being gay?
Nico: Gnomeo and Juliet shouldn’t have had a happy ending, gotta stay true to the lore.
Frank: you know, if you think about it: Ball is Life
Leo: I will take all the loonies and toonies from your wallet and shove them up your ass
Frank: Feel the embrace of Justin Trudeau, Our Lord and Saviour.
Jason: you ever just drown with the homies?
Leo: Eat ass and kick names!!!…no wait.
Annabeth: I have integrated note taking application into my ass
Jason: you fucked yourself into this you have to fuck your self out
Octavian: *using voice changer effect* I am a tyrant and I except it!!!
Piper: I only gaslight in the pursuit of Justice💅
Jason: You look scared, like Bambi. Hopefully your mother doesn’t die.
Leo: Yum! This water tastes like cheating the economy!
Annabeth: The Olive Garden of Eden!
Percy: you know you got the most gottable knees!
Jason: it’s always gotta come back to nascar!
Jason: Fly like a bird…I ONLY FLY LIKE A G6!
Hazel: It’s after 9pm, all bets are off!
Percy: God I love peer pressure! It’s such a group activity!
Octavian: I have an addiction to murdering children
Leo: In the all new Ford F150, we put a giant wooden pole in the driver's seat so you can always drive with a stick up your ass.
Percy: I said it when I was drinking toilet water
Rachel: The drawing is not done, that’s why it’s not done.
Bonus:
Mr. D: Verbal Abuse is the answer!
villain with a dark past and killer insticts:*kills someone* me: C'mmon people murder isn't even that wrong
writer:*gives the book/movie a horrific ending or dont ship the ship* fanfic/imagine writers: evryone calm down we're taking over this ship!!!
a stupid shank: he's such an evil character. He has to die.
Me:.......
Me: excuse YOU sir, that's my emotional support killer.

Friendly reminder to check your child's Halloween candy this year, I just found an endless labyrinth of physically-impossible tunnels reflecting the descent into madness of multiple unreliable narrators, each with their own obsessive goal that they pursue to the point of harming themselves inside of a snickers bar