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"So you say you like boobs, but as soon as you see some you nope out? Explain..."
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"I'm an ass man"
~me and my brother because we can't sleep
@ ppl who envy those of us with big boobs, this happens literally every time i try to shop at a place that sells cute lingerie.
this happens obnoxiously early and is stupidly detrimental to body image, even when i’m at a healthy weight and running three times a week. no bralettes. no cute lacy cheap things. anything that makes me feel good, look good, and lasts longer than 2 weeks or doesn’t make my skin itch is always at least $65.
cis people: *get plastic surgery to look different*
cis people: *get surgery to enlarge their breasts*
cis people: *get surgery to enlarge their ass*
cis people: *get liposuction to make them skinnier*
trans people: hey could i get top surgery so i can be comfortable with my body?
cis people: BUT WHY?! YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL THE WAY YOU ARE, YOU DON’T NEED TO MUTILATE YOURSELF TO BE HAPPY! this is just a waste of money! You could regret this later on and feel like a stranger in your own body!
“It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.” ~ Violet Rose
Honestly once u get tits slip and slides are 60% less fun
My Mega Flappin Slapping Go Yapping Big Honkers are not gonna feel good slapping against the ground
Oh yeah, that UV Unwrapped Wet Condom is really gonna slide my E-cup ass nice and smooth
I sure would love for my Funky Big Ole Man Titties to pop out of the tiny lil bikini top I’m wearing
I sure do love a Super Soaker level of water between my tiddies
And only between my tiddies, btw, while my belly is scrapped against that chapped polyester
I love how the Girls™️ angle the ice cold hose water into my eyes