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I love you bones i strive to be as grumpy and bothered as you you’re so iconic
I have to resort to pirating if I want to screenshot ANYTHING like how are editers supposed to function????
streaming companies will say um we're increasing your subscription fee. no password sharing. no screenshots allowed. please subscribe to a separate channel for this movie and another for this tv show. free trial but put in your card details so we can charge you if you forget to cancel. this title is a rental only that's 4.99 please. this title is not available in your region. you are begging people to torrent at this point Like ye are off the edge of the map matey here there be pirates argh argh argh 🦜☠️
I need more pelant fans to be friends with (aka the entire four that exist in the fandom)
doing this for shits and giggles
bones guide really
Favourite character: do i really need to answer this.
Funniest character: hodgins (hes so autism ilh)
Best-looking character: if i say pelant will you kill me
3 favourite ships: Sweets/Pelant (shoutout to orpheuspen on ao3 im obsessed with them now), Zack/Jack, and ofc Angela/Hodgins :)
Least favourite character: FUCKING GORMOGON YOU RUINED MY LITTLE BLORBO YOU PIECE OF SHIT. also booth. i hate booth. so bad.
Least favourite ship: probably pelant with any woman. ive read some ghostcode fanfics but hes just so gay (i am projecting)
Reason why I watch it: literally pelant. genuinely, if pelant wasnt in the show i wouldve stopped watching by now. i still like the main show though, mostly for the realism (the very little amount sometimes)
Why I started watching it: it was on tv and my mom said she had seen it before so i starting watching it (my first episode was the finder episode!!) and so i binged season 6 until it turned off lol
was just going about my day and then I thought of Lance Sweets in a crop top and had to stop in the middle of the library to reconsider my life choices
Hodgins and Zack Headcanons
hope you like to suffer (: most of these are post-season three so they're gonna hurt.
The first few weeks after Zack was institutionalized, Hodgins would forget he wasn't there anymore. He'd find something he thought Zack would like and go to show him only to remember that Zack wasn't there anymore.
He missed driving Zack to work in the morning too. They never talked a lot but even then he just missed quietly existing with Zack. They didn't have to talk to enjoy each other's company.
Something a little softer, they used to have movie nights. Hodgins would usually pick. He tried to get Zack into the plot but Zack would talk throughout the movie, mostly about how the special effects worked and correcting the bad science.
The only thing that Zack wouldn't talk through was nature documentaries but Hodgins would usually talk during those. Basically, these two are terrible movie companions for anyone besides each other. They went to a movie theater once and were quickly asked to leave.
They would always talk on the drive home from work. At first, they only spoke about work-related topics but soon they began to talk about whatever was in their heads at the time. They came up with many ill-advised ideas for experiments during those drives home.
Hodgins used to take the long way home but after Zack left he took a shortcut. He turned the music up in the car extra loud because he hated the silence. Even with the music turned on it was still too quiet without Zack.
Zack Addy>>>> I honestly love him sm. He deserved so much better smh
Can i request bones characters and their pets headcannons?
OMG YES OF COURSE YOU CAN
Brennen
She’s against pets in general but if she had to pick one she’d choose a monkey
But after researching it and realizing she doesn’t have the adequate amount of time to care for one she lets booth get a dog
Has to be one that’s known for its intelligence tho
Booth
A dog man through and through
Specifically a high energy breed he can take for runs
Also likes to play fetch with it
Teaches it tricks
Constantly gets lectures from Brennen every time he says they have the smartest dog
Wants to let it lay in the bed but Brennen says no
He sneaks the dog up after she goes to sleep sometimes
Wendell
I bet you’re thinking dog huh?
Yeah you’re right
He has a American pitbull terrier he adores
Buys her sweaters for the winter
Takes her out to those dog friendly restaurants to play with Booth’s dog while they hang out
Cam
Cat lady 100%
Either a Siamese or a hairless cat
Spoils it with toys and treats, but makes sure it stays at a healthy weight
When no one is around she speaks to it in a baby voice
Arastoo
A cat he found at his local shelter
He doesn’t know what kind of cat it is
Has to take allergy pills because he developed an allergy after he already was attached
Sweets
A hermit crab he keeps in his office
Gets an artist friend to paint new shells based on sci fi movies he likes
Before he picked a name he was calling it buddy, which just kinda stuck
Angela
Likes many animals, but not keeping them
Only got one after Michael-Vincent kept begging
Ended up getting a hedge hog
It curls up in her lap while she paints or draws
Hodgins
Has the hedgehog with Angela obviously
He lets sit on his shoulder when relaxing
Built it a fucking MASSIVE enclosure in their house
This lil thing has so much to play with it’s insane
After a year or two of owning the hedgehog, he convinces Angela to get a tortoise
Who he also spoils
Zack
He bought a beta fish one day bc he thought a pet would make him less lonely but he was scared of all the other species at the pet store
He named it Archimedes
Originally just had it in a glass bowl
Bought it a proper tank after Hodgins explained how bad that is
Hodgins also went with him to pick out things it could hide in
Daisy
Honestly I’m not really sure
Maybe a hamster when she was young
But never got another pet after it died bc she was so sad
Loves Lance’s little hermit crab though
Says hi to it every time she stops by his office
Fisher
An iguana
He brought him into work once and cam made him put it in Hodgins’ bug room
Takes it for walks
It wears a black spiked collar with its leash
Vincent
He has two ferrets and and a set of Guinea pigs
Talks to them for hours telling them all the facts that pop into his head
Carries the ferrets around his body (neck, shoulders, arms, etc)
Talks about them like they are his human children
i am the real zack addy
FOLLOW FUZZY THEY ARE THEE REAL ZACK ADDY!!!
Would they Work together after Death??
AU: Howard Epps and Pelant Team up in Hell
For: @necromanceyourgays
S10 of bones was really just “let’s put booth through the meet grinder!” Huh.
getting someone into 2000s media be like oh yeah this is based off the most intricate story known to man but with 5 hour long straight sex scenes in the middle please dont mind