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Hello...you...Can I have a head cannon for Dabi and Tomura with a s/o who is shy and easily flustered. And nothing but pure fluff :)

awe this was cute and lmao what do you mean nothing but fluff ??? tobi is a good boy ;)

tomura is shorter bc his was really hard to to bc idk w e l p

make sure to send me some more headcanons!!

DABI AND TOMURA WITH A S/O WHOS SHY AND EASILY FLUSTERED

pairings: Dabi x reader, Tomura x reader

warnings: uh a sour attempt at fluff lol

DABI

— boy aren’t you perfect for him

— if your in a relationship before he joins the league he’s definitely taking you out to tease you

— he likes to tease you with little nicknames in public

— “babygirl”

— “sweetheart”

— “doll face”

— “pRinCeSs”

— he likes to do little random gestures and say little things that make you blush

— like win you a prize stuffed animal

— “it’s as soft as you dollbaby.”

— “h-huh—wha—“

— “cotton candy??”

— “as tooth rotting sweet as you, princess.”

— your face, as he had once put it. is like watching a flame go from a spark to an inferno

— he probably takes notes of the things that make you blush and stutter

— or compliment you out of the blue

— “your hair looks real nice today babygirl,”

— “oh-I-uh—thank you??¿?”

— “if I could, I’d give you the world. but a new one. This one ain’t so great, you know? You deserve the best, babydoll.”

— reader.exe has stopped working

— he probably uses cheesy pick up lines too

— “You a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine all over you.”

— you stare at him all while your blush goes passed your hairline and under your shirt

— little kisses on your cheek, in between your brows, on your knuckles

— his bottom lip being brushed against your skin makes you turn as red as his hair had once been

TOMURA SHIGARAKI

— your shy and quiet and he loves that

— you aren’t as annoying as some people cough he’s lookin at you d a b i cough

— he does little things to show he appreciates you

— like letting you wear his hoodies

— or letting you into his room

— or touching his video games

— he bought you a special controller just so you can play with him

— he gave it to you as an anniversary gift

— you didn’t understand

— so he acted annoyed and had to explain it when really he was a mess

— crusty hands fiddling around

— crusty rusty couldn’t even look you in the eye and neither could you after you learned the reason why he bought it

— you and kurogiri have to take care of him bc if not he’d probably forget being a villain and become a streamer and live off Gatorade

— in return for the controllers you bought him a pair of gloves that were touch sensitive and had a piece cut off the pinky so he could feel

— he tried not to cry bc now he could hold your hand and not worry about hurting you

— you also bought him products to keep his skin moistured

— when you guys do facials and your putting it on his face he likes to give you a kiss out of no where

— he watches your face just go from pale to brick red

— and uh

— it’s like when uraraka passed out in the dorms

— whoops there goes y/n

Hello, can I request Mirio and Tamaki with a bubble quirk and it basically matches their personality as well, and try to make it fluffy plz. Thank You

Ahhh two of the big three 😞 i feel like in season four characters from the manga are definitely going to be requested more!! I also can’t wait for a certain bird man to be animated too ;))

i also think you mean s/o 😂

MIRIO AND TAMAKI WITH A S/O WHO HAS A BUBBLE QUIRK

MIRIO TOGATA

— he thinks your quirk is as adorable as you

— but he’s not going to tell you this because you get annoyed when people say something negative about your quirk

— he also enjoys how it contrasts with your personality

— when you get excited bubbles spontaneously float from your hands

— he likes to pop them

— sometimes when you make too many bubbles you get tired so he always has like a little snack

— you both end up splitting it together

— he likes to train with you to make your bubbles stronger so you can hold people longer

— he lets you try our your special moves on him

— “you ready babe?”

— “ready!”

— sometimes he likes to slip through your bubbles

— you guys like to chill in your bubbles when y’all want some couples time

— alone

— no not like that

— you guys totally do bubble beards

— your hands are probably really moist

— like when your done washing the dishes moist

— which you think is gross and feel self conscious about

— but that’s ok he still holds your wet soapy hands

— cause he loves you

TAMAKI AMAJIKI

— he wants to pop the bubbles that come from your hands when you get excited

— but he’s too shy to plus that would be rude

— you were talking to him

— you and nejire like to make him try new things

— you understand he’s a shy awkward mess and so you try to tone down your personality

— when you guys reveal you’re dating everyone is kinda surprised and shocked lol

— your so bubbly and cheerful and outgoing

— he’s quiet and shy and doesn’t like to go out

— you gotta order his food for him too

— you guys also chill in bubbles too

— sometimes y’all will make big bubbles and let butterflies fly around in them

— sometimes you guys take naps in the bubbles too

— but always over the bed just incase the bubble pops

— you like to make him bubbles to help calm him down when his anxiety starts acting up

— and as a special you like to make the bubbles explode on his lips

— as a little way to say I love you

— the first time you did this he he just stopped

— tamaki.exe has stopped working

— you asked him were they okay

— of course he was crazy flustered but he told you he’s fine with them

— he secretly enjoys them bc they’re random and make him feel important so don’t stop y/n

Heyo, can I get a shoot, deku, and bakugou head canon with a s/o who likes to cosplay on their free time

i do plan on cosplaying one day. all cosplayers are like so pretty like what’s y’all secret😔

SHOTO, DEKU AND BAKUGOU WITH A S/O WHO COSPLAYS

Pairing(s): bakugou x reader, midoriya x reader, todoroki x reader

Characters: bakugou, todoroki, midoriya

Warnings: fluff

SHOTO TODOROKI

— he’s really surprised

— why would you dress up to be someone else? you’re already perfect in his eyes

— it’s super weird when you ask him

— “how do I look?”

— cause he

— though he doesn’t get it he totally supports you

— he likes to buy you the make up and stuff you would need

— he also likes to do it just to use endeavors credit card

— he buys you the best cosplay costumes

— superhero? You better guarantee you’ll have the best hero costume at comicon

— speaking of cons

— you like to take him with you

— he buys the passes so that way you can see all your favorite actors and sit in halls

— he likes to watch you go from you to whatever character you’re cosplaying as

— it gets better when you ask him does he want to cosplay with you

— you guys spend some time looking but finally you guys cosplay

— y’all end up going as azula and zuko from avatar

— he doesn’t really like zuko because they share do many similarities

— scar over eye

— fire powers

— no mother in their life

— but you assure him you still love him

KATSUKI BAKUGOU

— “why the fuck are you green, dipshit?”

— “I’m Gamora, from Guardians of the Galaxy!” my baby ilysm n miss u T~T

— “Tch”

— he thinks your so weird

— but lmao that’s one of the reasons why he’s going out with you so uh—

— but when you do normal cosplay he finds it really weird still

— why the hell are you dressing up as fictional characters

— your ass is already fine in more ways then one

— especially when characters have special traits to them

— “why are there whiskers on your cheeks?!”

— “I’m !”

— “who?”

— he has his parents make you your costumes

— and he gives them to you as gifts on like anniversaries or holidays

— “what’s this?”

— “open it and find out you idiot.”

—“is this

— he also buys you those passes too

— don’t get him to try and cosplay

— he won’t

— unless it’s a couples thing then you best believe you two will have the best outfits and win

— and later he realizes you roped him into it but doesn’t care cause y’all won

— plus you were happy and you got your stupid picture

MIDORIYA IZUKU

— this is y’all when y’all cosplay

— speaking of cosplay

— cosplay ??

— dress up ??

— ptsd flashbacks of his childhood

— no but seriously he gets excited

— another way for you guys to spend time together

— you guys cosplay heroes

— or characters

— but definitely heroes

— you guys will one hundred percent cosplay as all might

— that was the first thing he wanted to ask you when he found out about it

— of course you guys spend time watching cosplayers do their thing

— you’ve done one couples cosplay lmao

— you two have managed to do dipper and mabel from gravity falls (happy birthday to them)

— which took a while cause y’all are broke lmao

— but it ended up working

— and of course

— you guys take pictures

— like that one ‘me and my girl are official headasses’ couples cosplay

— look it up if you have no idea what I’m talking about

— that’s you guys

— but dressed up as all might

— that’s also his background on his phone but shh you’re not supposed to know that

Bakugou with a s/o they constantly argue with

love stressing over school and not posting hehehe ain’t highschool fun :)

Well this just randomly popped into my head hehehe

BAKUGOU KATSUKI

— class 1-A is tired

— aizawa is especially tired

— u.a is tired

— the whole world is tired as you two continuously argue over the pettiest things

— “psh, obviously y/n is gonna work with me.”

— “who would want to work with a four year old in a fifteen year old body?”

— “who do you think you’re going against?!”

— “someone with the mentality of a kid who can’t get their way!”

— you guys argue over literally anything

— “Get rid that bug!”

— He squishes it with his foot

— “I said get rid of the the damn thing not kill it!”

— “You should have been specific!”

— “Why the hell would you think I wanted you to kill it?!”

— “Get rid of it and kill it are the same thing!”

— “No they’re not!”

— “You dense motherfucker—”

— but it’s okay because in private you guys cuddle tf out of each other

— all dat lovey dovey stuff

— it’s all silence, peaceful

— till one of y’all starts lmao

— “Move over I don’t have enough blanket.”

— “Y/n this is a twin sized bed how much blanket did you think you were getting?”

— “Well obviously your fat ass is getting enough of it!”

— “Says the damn blanket hog!”

— “I barely have any cover dipshit!”

— y’all will legit fight like little kids over toys

— once in public y’all fought over an umbrella

— it ended up flying away and you were both drenched walking back

— there are so many videos

— there’s one where he fights over which hairtie will go best with your outfit

— there’s one where argues over who’s the better cook

— “THE CHICKEN STILL NEEDS TO BE COOKED!”

— “THIS CHICKEN IS BAKED TO FUCKING P E R F E C T I O N! SEE THE CRISPY BROWN?! DOES YOUR BLIND DUMBASS SEE IT?!”

— “I KNOW YOURE NOT CALLING ME BLIND YOU COCK CHUGGING LITTLE SHIT!”

— the class sometimes has to legit cover their mouths as you guys roast each other back and forth

— sometimes you guys aren’t even on the same floor you’ll be in one of the girls rooms and he’ll yell from his balcony

— so you pop your head out

— “HEY!”

— he looks over to you

— “SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

— “WHO THE HELL—“

— but in all honestly the class loves it when you guys make up

— cause it means you’re both in a good mood ( and if they’re lucky or depending on the fight they’ll see some of that soft bakugou )

— you guys know your boundaries ofc

— we don’t cross lines like the training camp or you failing to rescue him

— you bet your fine asses y’all were almost kicked out the hospital due to all your screaming at each other

— you guys ended up confessing your feelings through yelling lmao

— it’s one of your favorite fights to this day and you often day dream about it during class

— “OI, WAKE THE FUCK UP DUMBASS THIS IS WHY YOU’RE FAILING AT SHIT!”

— your eye twitches and that’s a clear sign shits going down

— the whole class sighs as they reach into their bags to pull out their ear plugs as you two go at it

— aizawa just pulls out his sleeping bag along the way because getting in between you two is like no mans land and the class watches and waits to see who’s won this battlefield

— mind you you also sit all the way across the fucking room so there’s that

How about hcs of bakugo and todoroki(separately) getting body swapped with their s/o?

omg an ask that isn’t one of my friends 🥺

This was very interesting and reminded me of your name hehehe

i had to find a way to make this possible so it’s kind of the same thing basically an accidental quirk thingie ehh—

i tried to make this as gender neutral as possible cause I know some of y’all boys wanna get in on that and i can’t even blame y’all—

im also kind of iffy about how it came out so i hope you enjoy whoever requested 😔

BAKUGOU AND TODOROKI GETTING BODY SWAPPED WITH THEIR S/O

TODOROKI SHOTO

— you guys were going shopping for the dorms

— and you were both in one of the aisles along with this middle aged man and a woman with her kid

— so this little kid was getting pretty annoyed at the gloves on their hands and so when the parent wasn’t looking they just

— yEET

— fREEDOM MOTHAFU—

— anywho now that the kid was free it began to wander around happily

— ya know like a kid

— and you guys were right where the juice was and this little kid was like ‘jUiCE bOX’

— sadly he couldn’t reach it

— but guess who could

— immediately his little hands grab yours and Shoto’s and you both turn to him

— “hey little guys what’s wrong?”

— he simply points, letting go of your hand and to the juice box

— you smile and hand him the carton of juice and he happily squeals while taking it with both hands

— it’s then the mother lets out a panic noise and rushes over to the three of you, quickly shoving the gloves on the little boys hands

— “I’m so sorry I’m so sorry.”

— “There’s nothing to be sorry for ma’am, honestly.”

— “No, it’s not that. I’m sorry, the doctors spoke of his quirk making an appearance soon and I put gloves on just in case. I apologize.”

— and she’s off

— you two shrug it off too and keep going about your day

— the incident in the store long forgotten until you guys wake up

— you don’t really pay attention because come on who does in the morning until you roll from off the soft bed to straight to the floor

— you stop, and get up, running to the bathroom and turning the light on to be met with—

— your boyfriend

— you let out the most unmanly shriek —boy can for someone who’s voice is deep yell loud— and rush out his room to your room

— you constantly pound on the door trying to wake his slow ass up

— your about to swing again when the door is ripped open and there he is in your body looking very confused

— class 1-A is shook as well cause uh

— you look stoic and Shoto’s panicking

— “y/n calm down.”

— “I CANT IM SO MUCH TALLER THAN YOU!”

— “I know but please if you don’t you’ll—“

— you’re so shook at your own body touching you that you turn red and—

— “OH MY GOD HES ON FIRE—“

— y’all are shook

— you keep staring at him while he tries to focus

— every so often you have to try to stop the smoking coming from your left side whenever you look down and remember you’re not in your body

— after school when you guys are along together you kind of just start crying

— and Shoto freaks because he hasn’t cried since he was a little kid and it’s weird seeing himself cry

— so he kind of just

— *pat pat* “it’s oka—”

— “I JUST WANT MY BODY BAAACK!”

—“oh.”

— “IM TIRED OF BUSTING INTO FLAMES OR FREEZING MY FOOD!”

— “oh i remember that.”

— “AND IM TIRED OF SEEING RED AND WHITE EVERY TIME I LOOK AT SOMEONE!”

— “the logical thing would be to brush the hair out the way.”

— *sob* shut up before i punch your pretty face...”

— eventually you cry yourself to sleep and rest Shoto’s head on your shoulder

— he doesn’t want you to fall so he lets you, resting his cheek against your head and closing his eyes following you

— when he opens them he feels his head on your shoulder, he pokes you softly and you startled awake, only to realize

— “IM BACK IN MY OWN BODY!”

— you also cry bc “ill never complain about my boobs again man”

BAKUGOU KATSUKI

— y’all were taking a walk on y’all way back to U.A.

— and some little kid came up to y’all crying

— he’s a little annoyed but the kid can’t be more than five or four so he reluctantly joins you in helping find their parents

— you tell the little boy to take you and bakugou hand and you guys walk along trying to find their parent

— take the kids hand or so god help you—

— “alright jeez”

— and you were trying to calm down the little boy when all of a sudden the mother appeared and scooped him up.

— she kind of panics at seeing you guys hold his hand but you pass it as motherly worry while katsuki just ‘tch’ and looked away

— the mother thanks you and nods and frowns, looking at her sons hands as they walk away and she frowns

— you hear her mumble “what did you do with your gloves?”

— you kind of just shook it off and followed your boyfriend, gripping his sweaty moist hand in yours

— you kind of just slip the little boy into the back of your mind as you drift off to sleep

— when you wake up you realize a couple things

— one, your palms are ridiculously sweaty like no joke wtf

— two, your hair is usually sprawled put everywhere but it’s not

— three, that is not your dresser

— you frown, getting up and moving to the bathroom, stumbling over a weight on the floor.

— what—

— quickly you rush in and hesitantly flick the light switch up, gazing in the mirror to be met with ruby red eyes

— holy shi—

— “WAKE THE FUCK UP DUMBASS! DONT TELL ME YOURE SLEEPING!”

— you’re too shook to comprehend anything. Just the fact that you are in your boyfriends body

— “Y/N WAKE THE FUCK UP!”

— you blink, moving to the door and opening it to see you. . .

—. . .foaming at the mouth

— your classmates are scarred

— you look so terrifying and bakugou

— bitch is he wearing a tie??

— this mf looks clean af

— it’s comical really

— all day you try to calm yourself down

— “Youre doing things to my body I didn’t even know could be done!”

—“Same here fuck face.”

— “I’m wearing your face.”

— you’re so annoyed because your hands get soooo sweaty and at random moments his quirk just pops off

— he gets a kick out of watching you explode your notebook and notes and looking completely flustered, sighing in annoyance

— you get a kick out of him trying to activate your quirk and failing miserably and making himself look like an idiot

— but he laughs when you try to give off an explosion and send yourself flying threw a wall

— don’t even get started on having to use the bathroom

— fucking grape bitch bought it up and it just triggered whatever it is when someone brings it up

— “now that you mention it, I gotta pee.”

— “. . . damn.”

— eventually after a long day of trying to go about this normally, y’all just end up in whoever’s dorm room and the stress of today gets to you

— you start crying

— “Stop crying with my fucking face—“

— “I WANT MY BODY BAAACK!” You sob, clinging onto him

— he tries to pull you off but you use all his muscle to cling onto your body (he regrets being muscular now) and he just—

— “GET THE FUCK OFF ME BITCH BABY!”

— “GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING BODY!”

— “I DONT KNOW HOW YOU FUCK!”

— you just cry and stuff his face in yo chest

— or you stuff his face in yo tits and ignores the way he turns scarlet and thrashes while you cry “i miss my boobs”

— he’s so pissed he just becomes still with rage all while you pass out on top of him, snoring softly

— eventually he follows and when he wakes up his face is still in your chest

— or you know buried in ya boobs

— and he pauses, realizing the situation

— “THANK FUCK IM NOT IN YOUR BITCH ASS BODY ANYMORE! I CANT FUCKING HANDLE BOOBS MAN!”

— “Says you with the tiny ass waist!”

— y’all never complain about yourselves ever again

What about a hc of bakugo with an s/o with glasses? Like they have really bad eye sight and they constantly lose them so bakugo has to drop what ever he is doing to find said glasses.

omg so recently I got my eyes checked for a new prescription and glasses because my glasses broke and I was like what if I did headcanons on it and then this showed up I’m wkdkkskd—

do y’all know how many times I’ve lost glasses T-T this is why I always get two pair

BAKUGOU WITH A S/O WHO CONSTANTLY LOSES THEIR GLASSES

BAKUGOU KATSUKI

— he is so annoyed when is he not lol

— “You lost them again didn’t you?”

— “. . . Maybe.”

— “Tch, fucking idiot.”

— you always have to cling onto his arm and just try not to slam into a door

— if he’s pissed at you for losing them he’ll let you go and let you walk into it

— in private he’ll kiss it all better don’t worry

— there have been multiple occasions where you will try to go to his room to get his help

— and slam into something hard causing a chain reaction of chaos

— he laughs at you and you just flip him off from off the floor as you cringe in pain

— when you guys are training and you lose them he becomes like Iida but more vulgar

— “NONE OF YOU SHITHEADS MOVE YOU MIGHT STEP AND BREAK ON THEM!”

— the class makes fun of him for it but he threatens to explode them all

— the bakusquad especially likes to take a jab at you guys

— “You’re like a blur in shining armor for y/n!”

— “Say one more goddamn thing about it I swear—“

— he rages whenever you try to find them by yourself

— “I know damn well your blind ass can’t see shit. Do you even know where you’re going?”

— “Of course!” And then you slam into a door and hit the ground

— “HAHA!”

— “Ugh...”

— he’s laughs like Nelson from the Simpson’s whenever you hit a wall, trip or fall

— you’re like that Velma meme where she’s on the floor goes “my glasses—I can’t see without my glasses!” and they’re like right next to you

— that’s probably how you got the nickname now that you think about it

— more then once he tells you to stop wearing glasses and get some contacts

— “Get some fucking contacts.”

— “I can’t even keep up with my glasses forget contacts.”

— or it’ll go like this

— “Kacchan I’ve lost them again...”

— “Goddamnit!”

— “I’m sorry.”

— “This wouldn’t be a problem if your bitch ass got glasses!”

— “I told you why I can’t!”

— “Blind headass.”

— he likes that you’re blind because when you take your glasses off he can stare at you and admire the features on your face

— he also likes it when you stare back at him and can’t tell if he’s looking at you or he’s just turned around

— sometimes he’ll take you glasses and put them on

— “You’re as blind as a fucking bat y/n.”

— “Thanks.”

— there have been multiple occasions where he likes to take your glasses

— he likes it when you rely on him ok

— it makes him feel like a man

— whenever he finds your glasses he likes to put them on your face like in the movies where the guy takes the glasses off only it’s different

— and you always gush and hug him saying “My hero!”

— it’s certainly worth the blush that starts from his hairline and goes under his shirt

— it’s certainly not worth it when he takes your glasses again and let’s your blind ass walk into a door

— “HAHA!”

— “Ugh. . .screw you.”

Since its almost spooky month, what about Bakugo having an s/o who is really scared of anytype of paranormal movie but doesn't even bat an eye to gore. Like anything from the SAW franchise is like a bedtime story to them but even shi*ty horror movies give her nightmares.

I had to call my friend so we could come up with some horror movies y’all omg cause I could barely watch goosebumps without hiding behind someone skdksks I’m a chicken and proud :’

BAKUGOU WITH A S/O WHO NOT SCARED OF GORE BUT IS SCARED OF CRAPPY HORROR MOVIES

BAKUGOU KATSUKI

— he kind of just stares at you

— because what the actual fu—

— “whAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE SCARED?! THIS IS A PG—FUCKING—THIRTEEN RATED MOVIE?!?”

— “ITS THE BABYFACE POPPING OUT OF NO WHERE! I CANT SENSE WHEN ITS COMING LIKE IN OTHER MOVIES!”

— “HOW THE HELL DO YOU SENSE A JUMPSCARE?!”

— “THE MUSIC!”

— “You delusional mother fucker...”

— he’s gonna laugh at you so hard

— like the first crappy jump scare you jump it’ll be like ten minutes later he’ll calm down only for another one to go off and you to jump and then just—

— “Stop laughing you need to breathe!”

— but when you guys put on a rated R movie such as “Saw”, “IT” or “The Conjuring”

— he cringes at one particular scene in saw where the woman is chained to the top and the two guys have to pull to keep it from cutting her and when he turns to comfort you

— you’re just sitting there munching on the snack while her stomach is being torn apart

— he just

you and then

— “HOW THE HELL ARE YOU NOT CRINGING RIGHT NOW?!”

— “Oh I have no fear of blood.”

— “SHE IS LITERALLY BEING S A W E D IN HALF—“

— “Haha was that an intended pun, silly you ;)?”

— he has to pause the movie to get this shit straight

— “So you’re telling me...you’re scared of shitty horror movies like Happy Death Day, A Quiet Place, Truth or Dare, etc...”

— “God they give me nightmares. I can still see that stupid baby face.”

— he pressed a finger to your lips, shaking with rage as he speaks ever so softly. “But you mean to tell me, you’re not gonna flinch at the bitch being, litERALLY SAWED IN FUCKING HALF—“

— “Of course not! It’s just a little blood.”

— He stares at you and you stare back because

— bitch what the fuck

— “Y/N. . .”

— “Yes?”

— have you ever watched that old show Honeymooners and we know how Ralph kind of just goes quiet before exploding

— that’s the situation

— he stares at you wide eyed before speaking i a normal voice, “Get out.”

— “Oh, Get Out like the movie cause we can totally watch that one next—“

— that’s like setting off the fireworks

— “NO BITCH I MEAN GET OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM!”

— “What did I do?!”

— “GET OUT, RIGHT. NOW!”

— “Jeez one movie mistake—“

— he practically throws you out and slams the door hard behind you

— “AND YOU BETTER STAY THE FUCK OUT OUT!”

— you kind of just pout and cross your arms because... man

— you really wanted to watch ‘Get Out’ with him :(

— the next day you kind of ask him about it and he just

— “I want you to explain to me how the fuck you are scared of a comedy/horror movie but you don’t flinch when bitches are being cut in half.”

— “It’s probably half of what All Might has seen.”

— “Bitch that’s not the fUCKING POINT—“

— he is beyond pissed every time y’all watch a horror movie lmaooo

— “Oh you have some nerve being scared of a clown under a bed when you watched Pennywise bite a fUCKING ARM OFF A KID—“

— and then he called you and pulled the same thing and you just hung up and pulled out one of his cooking knives

— When you guys watched “Scary Movie 2” and you jumped when the guy looked under the bed because of the clown

— “I WASNT SCARED OF THAT BECAUSE HE REMINDED ME OF YOU!”

— “WHAT DID YOU SAY—“

Bonus:

— During Goosebumps when Slappy first made his appearance you hid behind his arm and he pulled it back and then pushed you

— When you guys watched “Scream” and you clung onto his arm when the guy on the phone said “Cause I wanna know who I’m looking at.”

— He stood up and said “I have to pee.”

— and decided it would be funny to call you and do the same thing

— upon receiving the phone call and him repeating the lines, you immediately hung up and rushed to the kitchen to grab one of his sharpest cooking knives and a steel frying pan

— and creep back out into the living room and yell out

— “DONT FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND BAKUGOU ON MY SIDE!“

— “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN—oh.”

— “You little shit...”

— He also later learns that horror movies are nothing compared to your anger

Bakuhoe sleeping with his s/o for the first time not knowing they have sleep apnea?(idk how to spell), they forget to breathe in their sleep. He thinks that they are dead for like a couple of seconds. *Insert panic and frenzy.

Just on the way you said bakugous name I know exactly who this is ;)

I would have also figured it out because it’s something this person would ask me wkxkks

BAKUGOU WITH A S/O WHO HAS SLEEP APNEA

Warning(s): a n g s t hope you fucking enjoy it alondra

BAKUGOU KATSUKI

— it wasn’t more like sleeping together more like a private cuddle session in his room where you guys binged watched something the iconic bee movie ahem prove me wrong

— and you were just in his arms cuddled up and you were drifting off to sleep in his arms and he just let you, just enjoying the way you rose and fell on his chest

— and he’s just so content and ends up turning the movie off

— and its dead silent except for him breathing

— he kind of just stops and reels his mind back

— there are two people in his room and only one is breathing-

— immediately he’s on high alert when he looks at your chest and sees

— its not moving

— its not moving

— its nOT MOVING-

— he kind of just stops and panics because what the heck is going on right now-

— you…you can’t be dead

— you just can’t

— you can’t. he hasn’t gotten his chance to fight you and ask you to be with him for the rest of his life, and when he becomes the number one hero

— he’s trying to calm himself down and think back to the safety drills they had a couple classes back

— so he places his hands over your heart and manages to get a feel of your tata which turns his face beet red

— but that’s besides the point man

— so he just clears his throat and just pushes down hard

— enough to make you wake up and feel the pain of your damn boob being crushed

— “Katsuki what the actual fuck-”

— “Oh thank fucking God! I thought you were gone-”

— He wraps his arms around you and shakes, trying to keep himself from crying

— Meanwhile your dumbass is just 

— “Que?”

— “Y-you were, you weren’t fucking breathing and I-I panicked a-an-”

— You stare at him and then it clicks

— You explain that you have sleep apnea where in your sleep you seem to stop breathing and start breathing repeatedly

— he kind of just

— “So…this…this is fucking normal for you?”  

— “Kinda, yeah. But it is serious and I could possibly from cardiac death in my sleep.”   

— He stares at you with a scowl when you wrap your arms around him “But thank you for worrying for me baby.”

— “Shut the fuck up.”

— due to him being a light sleeper and any disturbance waking him up he now sleeps with his head on your chest to make sure its going up and down

— its a way for him to sleep closer to you

—  but he uses the excuse, “I don’t wanna wake up holding a fucking corpse.”

Hc of Bakugo and/midoriya's ( idk the character limit) s/o chopping off all their hair. Like butt length to shoulder length. Just whem they think that their s/o is done with making major physical changes they also decide to dye their hair the next day. 2 days of major hair alterations and 2 surprises for boom boom boi and my nervous boi.

lmaososps if I did this I’d be disowned

And the character limit is three but if more are requested I do a part two, but four is the max for each post. So say there’s like six there will be three one one post and then a part two consisting of the other three :D

BAKUGOU AND MIDORIYA WITH A S/O WHO CUTS AND DYES THEIR HAIR

MIDORIYA IZUKU

— poor baby lol

— he’s just so confused

— why??

— was this out of impulse ???

— he liked your hair

— it was nice and soft and sometimes it got tangled when he ran his fingers through it but you let him brush them out

— he loved that

— what is he supposed to do with this?

— “Well, I’m on my way to being a pro hero, right? What if my hair got tangled or burned or cut off? Makes sense to do it while I’m young right?”

— makes sense

— so he hums in agreement and just lets you be

— it’s not as much fun running his fingers through it as it was before

— but he’s not gonna complain

— it’s not until you come in with ombré turquoise blue hair does he think what the actual fu—

— “Something wasn’t right...I wanted to change it change it! So I went for a fade—what do you think?”

— “I...I...”

— “I know it’s a little shocking but you’ll get over it!”

— “Y/N...are you okay?”

— “Yeah, why? You don’t like it?”

— “N-No it’s not that! I just...You’ve made two huge major hair changes and I haven’t gotten used to it yet...”

— “You sure?”

— “Y-Yeah...but...”

— “But...”

— He kinda fiddles with his fingers “You should have gotten it green so we can match, Y’know? Green hair?”

— you tilt your head “I hadn’t thought of that! Maybe next time!”

— he learns to get used to it

— Now you’re easier to spot in a crowd

— after a while it’s kind of mesmerizing

— he likes the way your natural hair fades into the turquoise and how it moves when you move

— more than once he and your classmates have caught him staring at it

— “Shitty nerd, Focus! How the hell am I supposed to beat you and become the number one hero when your staring at y/n’s hair?!”

— “Ahahah—sorry Kacchan...”

— it’s only a couple days later when he sees your hair and it’s almost the same shade of green as his

— “A-Are you sure?! You’re going to have your hair like this for a while...!”

— you smile at him “Go green, right?”

BAKUGOU KATSUKI

— he thinks it’s badass

— you look like some kickass chick

— your hair is cropped, short and messy and it suits you

— but as a Bakugou Katsuki, he is not going to tell you this

— he is going to say something insulting

— “You look like your going through that stage all thirteen year olds go through and call it, ‘it’s not a phase mom’.”

— “You would like you went through that phase yourself.”

— “Shut the fuck up.”

— “Gee aren’t you the classic gentleman.”

— he misses being able to run his hands through your hair

— it was nice and long and soft and he liked burying his face into it after a long day

— what the hell is he supposed to do with this mess?

— hes kinda pissed and you can tell

— “It’s my hair I wanted to cut it.”

— “You should have asked me first baka, what the hell am I supposed to do with this?”

— “What the hell are you going on about?”

— hes annoyed and doesn’t really think that anything you do could possibly piss him off more then what he already is with you

— but then when the door opens he next day

— “Y/N WERE MATCHING!!!”

— “Oh, I guess we are.”

— he looks over and stops because in his vision is pink

— Pink

— Your dumbass not only cut your hair

— But dyed it a pretty blonde fading to pink pastel pink

— what’s worse was...

— it suited you

— “What do you think?”

— the class is silent as he reaches his hand out and twirls a lock of pink hair in his hand

— it’s still the same softness as before and that’s what sends the water over the edge

— “I fucking hate it.”

— you stare at him and then shrug

— “You’ll grow into it.”

— “Fuck you.”

— he doesn’t like the attention you’re getting from it

— guys and girls are staring at you

— you get compliments on it from everyone

— hes annoyed because he’s heard it so many times

— “Oh my god your hair is so pretty!”

— “Thank you I—“

— “She knows, goddamnit! Shes heard it a million times a day.”

— you whack him over the head “shUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH—“

— “fUCK YOU AND YOUR PINK HAIR!”

— “fUCK YOU!”

— hes only pissed when you come in one day with platinum blonde hair

— “What the fuck?”

— “It’s not as similar as yours but it’s close. Plus, I got tired of hearing about my pink hair.”

— “Told your dumbass.”

— he likes your hair better like this anyways

— but like hell he’s gonna tell you that anytime soon haha

Bakugo's s/o not knowing how to swim so they just stand in corner at one of 1A's pool parties. She absolutly refuses to get in the water because they know that they will probs drown.

;)

BAKUGOU WITH A S/O WHO DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SWIM

BAKUGOU KATSUKI

— you’ve brung this upon yourself tbh

— we all know what kind of person he is

— whenever you guys to to the beach or pool party you always just tell him to get in and just have fun

— “Why don’t you come in?”

— “I just ate, I’m supposed to want at least thirty minutes till I get in. Don’t wanna drown before I get my hero’s license.”

— or

— “I wanna tan, Bakugou. Leave me alone, I’ll get in when I’m ready.”

— after the first couple excuses he lets it slide

— but this is just getting ridiculous

— “The floor looks rough, I don’t wanna scrape myself.”

— “My hair is looking really cute today and I don’t wanna get it wet.”

— “I’m on my period, I don’t want to get wet.”

— he lets that one slide for uh ahem obvious reasons

— however after you use the excuse “I’m going to get food” and you sit there for thirty minutes tanning

— he finally approaches you when you guys are at the pool and crosses his arms

— “You can’t swim, can you?”

— “Psshh...I can swim...”

— “Oh yeah, prove it!”

— “...I don’t want to go swimming right now.”

— he sucks his teeth and shakes his head, and before you can blink you’ve been slung over his shoulder

— “KATSUKI BAKUGOU YOU BETTER NOT DO WHAG I THINK YOURE GOING TO DO—“

— “You brought this upon yourself Baka—“

— “KATSUKI NO I CANT SWIM—“

— too late

— you hit the floor and immediately push your way up

— “GET ME OUT PLEASE OH MY GOD I CANT SWIM—“

— “Y/N, your standing in the three foot area.”

— You stop moving and let your feet hit the ground and whadda know you’re on land in water

— you also revealed yourself to everyone that you can’t swim

— “Y/N, you can’t swim?”

— you just 👉👈 ( ._.) everyone

— “I never bothered to learn how.”

— “How the hell are you going to be a pro when you can’t swim?”

— you just want to get out the pool but before you can, grape bitch swims up next to you

— “Don’t worry y/n...I’ll teach you how to swim...” he starts, staring where his eyes shouldn’t

— before you can even do anything

— like a fucking creep, katsuki just breaks the surface softly and stares mineta down, red eyes furious as he stares as the little pervert

— “Skrt, shit sack.”

— after this he accepts no excuses

— “Katsuki I cannot swim.”

— “I don’t give a fuck. I’m gonna teach you how.”

— “Why?!”

— “I don’t want to mess up my hair trying to save your ass.” He retorts

— you just -_- but allow it cause you did the same thing

— he teaches you the basics

— how to float (“dO yOu wAnNa fLoAt—“ “Katsuki no—“)

— how to position yourself when you swim

— y know all that good swimming stuff

— it’s also another reason for him to be all up underneath you

— you know this because hehehe he thinks he’s slick but he not

— you’re not gonna tell him that though because you like it when he’s all underneath you

HI UR WRITING IS SO CUTE I LOVE IT ALSO!! Would you mind doing headcanons of Baku with a super sweet and caring s/o who’s a badass in waterpolo ( hopefully you know the sport ahah ) thank you!

I...I...I—

YOU LIKE MY WRITING OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD I—

IF I HIT 100 FOLLOWERS I MIGHT CONSIDER DO A LITTLE SPECIAL BUT IDK WHAT YET

ANYWAYS so uh waterpolo is like from what I understand like soccer and volleyball mixed together lol...I had to look it up and this is like what I understand of it :) let me know if like somethings wrong, I live to please

BAKUGOU WITH A S/O WHO IS SAVAGE AT WATER POLO

— your so cute

— that’s probably why he likes you

— your also really caring and compassionate

— your pretty tough too

— he knows you can handle yourself

— he’s hit you once and you just brushed it off and asked was he okay

— he turned scarlet when you reached out to touch his hand when he hit you by accident

— “How the hell are you not crying right now?”

— “Oh I’ve got tough skin, don’t worry.”

— your lowkey the mom friend and the nice girl in your class everyone loves you

— so it’s another day you guys are going to be using the pool

— and y’all did y’all exercises so you guys are all just chillin

— cept Kaminari cause uh...well...we know why

— and you and bakugou are just chillin in the pool he’s got his arms wrapped around your shoulders and you got them around his slender waist

— when all of a sudden jirou goes “Does anyone know how to play water polo?”

— immediately you just skrrt right over and just “ooo pick me pick me pick me!”

— she has no choice but to your so persistent agahwjdjs

— but anyways once you guys are in teams, you and jirou as captains

— yo he got this crazed look on your face and everyone’s kinda worried but it’s no matter

— jirou takes bakugou bc no couples allowed to play on teams

— “That’s utter bullshit.”

— “That’s how dating works.”

— “Fine then. Yayorozu. My team.”

— “Hmph...fair.”

— “All’s fair in love and war.”

— But anyways once y’all in teams and the game begins

— oh god

— you’re a fucking demon

— your not letting anyone get in your way

— your boyfriend tried (key word guys) to catch you but you just grin weirdly and—

— “SKRRT—“

— “Oh fUCK—“

— “HAHA!”

— the whole class is shook cause

— “Did she just break his ankles...underwater—“

— “He ain’t recovering from that one boys.”

— “F in the chat for Bakugou.”

— all throughout the game you’ve got

— y’all know that face that todoroki makes during the sports festival

— yeah that one with the weird grin

— I, yup that’s the face

— in the end jirou’s team has no points and y’all have

— well enough to know who the winner is

— after the game is over you go back to being bubbly

— “Aww that was so much fun! We should do it again guys!”

— “That 360 tho.”

— Later he asks you how you managed to beat the whole class and him

— “Oh I took classes a long time ago at my old school. It was one of the sports for water and since my quirk is water based I thought it would be cool.”

— “Tch...”

— then he remembers what happened in the pool and he slowly starts to ignite his hands

— your confused until you remeber you swerved him in the pool and oh—

— “Katsuki lets talk about this...”

— “Less talking. More whooping.”

Hc of Older Bakugo with baby fever? Just a thought.

B-Baby fever 🥺 yes this will be done !!!

this turned out longer then what it was supposed to be but it’s worth it for the scene at the end hehehe

dead tho I’m so sorry at how long this is I really got into it I—

OLDER!BAKUGOU WITH BABY FEVER

BAKUGOU KATSUKI

— it was literally the classic “save a baby” situation

— he could hear the kid screaming but where was the damn thing

— you had already left the building so there was no way to ask for some backup so he just went in

— “bRING YOUR ASS BACK HERE!”

— “tHERES A BABY—“

— eventually he finds it and

— uh oh

— its like a four month old baby

— he kind of just :/ because his gauntlet explosion thingies dont really allow him to hold things

— so he just kind of takes them off and leaves them, and picks up the baby and rushes out

— and just then the building explodes and you just see Ground Zero hurtling out the building and rolling on the ground

— he watches as one of his gauntlets flies out damaged and he just

— >:/

— but his main concern is the baby

— which he gently pulls the blanket off to reveal a soft face with pretty eyes staring him happily and tiny hands waving up at him

— he gives a soft smile and gently pokes its cheek and it giggles, gripping his gloved hand hand trying to put it into its mouth

— “Ah, ah, ah, no, that could get you sick.” He speaks softly, pulling his finger away and the baby just

— gummy smiles at him

— he smiles back like >:>

— the media is going nuts and they’re all smart enough to not speak and just take their damn pictures

— you kinda make your way over softly and your heart just clenches at the scene

— eventually he looks up at you from the ground and you crouch down to his level to see the baby too

— “hi baby!” You coo

— And this kid is just loving it man

— y’all are fine giving him the attention too because you’ve never really seen your husband interact with kids and he’s never seen you interact with them either

— it makes him wonder would you be good with his kids

— until you know he just spits on Katsuki

— you expect him to place the baby in your arms but he just sighs and grumbles about “damn stupid babies” and gets up

— the baby just sits on his chest and puts its fingers in its mouth and gurgles

— and your jusr gently take it from him

— “Awe you threw up? That’s okay, you’re probably a little sick, too. Why don’t we go see the good doctor and get you checked up?”

— he watches you in awe as you just work your mommy magic on the baby and walk away

— later on when you guys are home he just

— “You were really good with that baby.”

— you look over from whatever you’re doing on your side of the bed and smile “You too. It seems you have a knack for not making little kids cry.”

— “Hey it was one time!”

— “Katsuki that kid was twelve.”

— “Tch.”

— there’s more silence and then

— “Y’know it would be nice to have one.”

— “Hm?”

— “Litte you’s and me’s runnin’ around. . . heh. . .causing chaos.”

— you gotta pause for a second and look over to him from where he’s laying because are y’all serious having this conversation

— “Katsuki...” you start slowly “Do you...want a baby?”

— Theres silence on his end, and the sheets ruffle. “Yeah...Yeah I do...”

— You blink at him in surprise not because of the baby thing

— It’s because you honestly thought he was going to throw a big fit about denying it

— but here he is, staring you in the eye and saying he wants a baby

— and you just

— “Oh, okay.”

— he kind of just stares at you and you stare back

— and then he kinda whispers

— “Are you serious?”

— “Are you serious?” You retort back softly “This is a big decision, and if we make it we can’t back out on it, you know that right?”

— He takes a long pause and hums, nodding and turning around in the bed saying goodnight and just ending the conversation

— you just ‘Mmm’ and follow, heading to bed and wrapping your arm around him softly

— it’s brought up a few days later when the report of you two holding the little baby is brought on TV

— “You didn’t even get mad like I thought you would you just let it slide and moved on.”

— “Life’s too short to be angry over that.”

— “Hmm. And if your kid puked on you?”

— “Depends on how old they are. If they’re puking on me at 12 their ass is getting grounded.”

— “No butt whoopings?”

— “What the hell would that do? Take away their shit—more effective.”

— “Why no whoopings?”

— “You’ve met my mother, correct?”

— The topic isn’t brought up until it’s mentioned again amongst your classmates a couple weeks later

— “Who knew Bakugou was so good with babies?”

— “Can it, Round Face.”

— “Honestly, despite his shit personality, he’d be a good parent, not gonna lie.”

— “Ugh, stop talking would you?”

— and then he overhears you waking to the girls

— “When do you plan on having kids, y/n?”

— You guys kind of just freeze and you give out a little chuckle and fiddle with your clothes

— “We’ve, talked about it...but haven’t made a decision yet...besides we’re still young, we’ve got some time.”

— “Ain’t no time like the present!”

— “Shut the fuck up, Dunce Face.”

— When you guys get home and cuddle up in bed, you kind of just start talking out of no where

— “Y’know I saw a lady and her baby earlier this week. She was so cute, a little mischievous but still cute. Her mother was just so annoyed but she had a smile on her face. It was so cute.”

— he peeks an eye open and listens to you just talk about all the times you’ve come into contact with kids—some good, making him let out a small laugh, and some bad, making him cringe a little until finally he asks

— “Y/N, do you want to have kids?”

— the room is silent until you speak again

— “Of course I want to have kids,” you speak softly, fiddling with his fingers. “But when I decided I wanted to be a hero...kids just kind of left the picture.”

— “...they could possibly come back into it.” He speaks softly and you stop, going still and closing your eyes

— “Do you really want kids?” You speak ever so softly. He kind of just closes his eyes and rests in the crook of your neck

— to you it seems like the whole world seemed to just stop

— and then

— “Yeah...yeah. I want kids too.”

B O N U S:

— so like after about eight, nine months almost a year of talking about wanting to have kids y’all start trying

— and you’re annoyed because oH mY gOd y/N jUsT gEt pReGnAnT —

— so it’s been like six months since you guys started trying and then one morning just about a few weeks before his birthday

— he makes you your morning tea you catch a wiff of it like you usually do

— and then all of a sudden he’s yelling at you for shoving the cup in his hands that tea was hot and you’re clutching the bathroom door and throwing up on the floor

— you’re pissed cause you didn’t make it and now you’re sick so you can’t go into work

— you just ‘huuuugh’ and move to the toilet as you hear your husband make a comment and move to clean it up

— eventually you feel his fingers combing your hair as you throw up your dinner which you’re pissed cause he made a good ass dinner last night

— “Did you get fucking food poisoning or something?”

— you just reply with a caveman like grunt and he snorts

— “Come on. I’ve got to get ready for work so let me get you fucking situated.”

— so while he’s out you make your way up to get some medicine and schedule a doctors appointment

— and so a couple days goes by and at this point you’re just puking left and right

— now you’ve got a bucket next to you full of puke every five minutes and you just feel ewk

— “I remeber why I married you.”

— “Katsuki if you don’t shut your mouth—“

— eventually your trudge into the doctors office and you get a shock

— “Your pregnant, Mrs. Bakugou. Congratulations.”

— “Oh. Oh okay.”

— It finally hit you in the car and you just

— “OH MY FUCKING GOD IM PREGNANT—“

— you can’t wait to tell Katsuki but then you remember watching those videos

— and as your walking into the house you realize his birthday is in a two weeks

— so you could give it to him as a birthday surprise

— so immediately you start looking for cute ideas to do

— none of them seem to work until one popped up and you just ‘yes’

— so you’re calling all his friends his family and telling them to just all come and help plan this thing (you don’t tell them your pregnant you want that to be a surprise)

— you are so excited and can barely keep yourself from telling him

— he suspects something is up but your a woman he could have hurt your feelings and not told him wow that sounded sexist dont attack me pls

— he’s learned not to dwell too much when you say “nothing it’s fine”

— but anyways the big day comes up and you guys are in a panic because

— the balloons needed to be blown up

— the streamers aren’t staying up

— the cake hasn’t arrived yet

— everything is just a mess

— you just stare at the mess of your apartment in annoyance and anger and frustration and then you just let it all out

— and everyone’s kind of just shocked because your a tough girl you don’t usually cry

— but now your just curled into a ball and you sound like a four year old

— your crying gets only worse when the keys jiggle and in comes your husband

— he kinda just takes in the mess behind him and then realizes someone is crying so he just looks around and sees it’s you

— hes immediately concerned and crouches down to you and you just cry harder

— “What the hell happened?”

— “This! This—all of this! Today just went so wrong!”

— “Hey, we can still fix this shit up—“

— “No, no we can’t! This was supposed to be special we had all your presents and we were supposed to have a cake and we were supposed to say surprise when you came in—“

— “Surprise...” Someone mumbles and you just start sniffing and curl into him

— “It wasn’t supposed to go like this I was going to surprise you and tell you I’m pregnant but everything just turned out so—uuughh.”

— by now your just red faced and tear streaked and a sobbing mess

— but his hearing kinda stopped after you said pregnant

— You, y/n are pregnant

— “Y-Your...w-what—“

— you look up to meet his eyes “I was going to surprise you and tell you that I’m pregnant but now it’s out there so,” you just wave your hands around “yeah. I’m fucking pregnant. Happy 24th Birthday.”

— he just stares and so does everyone else lmfao and you just pull your knees to your chest and hide your face

— it’s silent for a while and you hear shuffling and a door open and look up

— it’s just you and him now

— “H-How long—“

— “Two months, but I found out a few weeks ago. It was supposed to be a surprise—“

— “Hey hey hey,” he starts trying to calm you down. He takes your face into his sweaty hands and kisses you “it’s...it’s fine...it’s alright...this is a better birthday gift anyways.”

— you sniff “I wanted to surprise you.”

— “Our kid is a big enough fucking birthday gift anyways.”

— you choke on a laugh and hug him, mumbling a soft “I love you.”

— he wraps his arms around you too and whispers a soft “I love you too...”

— “...and I love our baby as well.”

Can I just have some poly headcanons with Bakugou and Todoroki? I always see kiribaku x reader poly but man I love todobaku and I would kill to be poly with them haha..... anyway if you don’t write poly that’s cool too!

todobaku is one of my ships man so uh :’

also my friend told me about a friend who took a todobaku picture and had the voice actor of bakugou sign it and it said “you icyhot bastard” and I wanna be that one day :’’

TODOROKI AND BAKUGOU IN A POLY RELATIONSHIP

BAKUGOU AND TODOROKI

— really it all depends on you

— your in a relationship with a boy who screams for attention and will blow up whatever it is to get his way

— and the other is a stotic socially awkward human who just wants to sleep

— both are touched starved and in need of love

— they don’t want anyone else’s but yours

— so you just gotta wing it

— this relationship is full of crack lemme tell you

— they argue about whos room you guys will cuddle in

— it ends up being your room so you gotta always keep it clean

— and cuddling is—catastrophic sometimes

— other times it’s really peaceful

— they both tend to lay on your chest cause ahem apparently tatas are also pillows “no they’re not get off my boobs you too that hurts—“

— they say they like to listen to your heartbeat which you found really sweet and cute but they’re not allowed to lay on your chest after one of them rolled over into your boobs and it hurt and their lazy ass refused to move

— sometimes you’ll rest on Shoto’s chest and Katsuki will sleep on top of you

— sometimes it’s the other way around

— or sometimes it’ll be the other way around and you’ll get spooned by one and another sleeps in the crook of your neck

— it’s lowkey favorite cuddling position

— they argue about what you guys should eat

— “We are not having soba you Icyhot bastard.”

— “Well we certainly don’t want to burn off y/n’s tongue now do we?”

— “Uh guys I’m fine with whatever is made...”

— “No! You deserve only the best, y/n.”

— dates are interesting

— you just sit and listen to them as they argue about where to go on the next date

— they want to make it special as you deserve it

— you have to order for them as they argue over you

— “Yes I think I’ll have—“

— “MAYBE THEY DONT WANT TO GO TO A FANCY RESTAURANT, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT ICYHOT?!”

— “I think you should stop yelling before we get kicked out of this cheap one you paid for, Bakugou.”

— “...I’ll have this please. The blonde will have curry and the peppermint one will have cold soba.”

— “Can it mommas boy.”

— “I am certainly not a mamas boy.”

— they like to do random things with you

— like massages

— those get nsfw real quick oof

— or buy you a present

— “Y/N, I brought you that thing you were looking at the other day.”

— “Well I bought y/n the jacket they were looking at.”

— “tHAT JACKET WAS EXPENSIVE SHOTO—“

— “Oops.”

— Shoto uses cheesy pick up lines on you both

— you and Katsuki are tired of it

— “Are you from Tennessee cause—“

— “Shoto if you finish that joke I’m blasting your ass to Tennessee.”

— families are funny too

— you guys don’t really go to Shoto’s because of...reasons...

— But Bakugou’s house is just comedy entertainment

— “YOU LITTLE SHIT! THE BREAD ISNT TOASTED RIGHT!”

— “HAAAH??!! SHUT IT YOU OLD HAG! ITS COOKED FINE! SEE, ITS GOLDEN, LIKE MY ASS!”

— “YOU DENSE FUCK—“

— “GO CHECK THE SAUCE! DONT LET THAT SHIT BUBBLE!”

— “CAN IT YOU BRAT!”

— you and Shoto are just spit laughing while Masaru reads his newspaper, zoned out

— dinner is delicious and surprisingly nothing was burned

— especially since you fet like there was more yelling then cooking but hey why do you know

— whenever someone tries to insult bakugou, calling him a villian or whatever

— you guys know he can handle himself

— but you guys just have to let him know “oops ya dun fucked up”

— hes vv greatful and if you guys are lucky you’ll get some soft bakugou moments

— those are the best moments bc y’all get a soft “i love you both” from him

— which makes Shoto’s fire side act up but oh well

— y’all love each other

Bakugo with a petty/passive agressive gf. Like bakugo is like loud and obnoxious when he is mad but his gf is like quiet and distant when she gets mad.

lmaooo this sounds like me omg

edit: THIS ALL DELETED SO I HAD TO REWRITE IT FML PUTA

BAKUGOU WITH A PETTY/PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE S/O WHOS QUIET AND DISTANT WHEN MAD

KATSUKI BAKUGOU

— blasty McGee is the literal definition of a clingy person ok

— he probably hasn’t had positive touch since he was like a newborn lmaooo

— someone else said this but like he gets absolutely no hoes (this goes for boys and girls)

— maybe one and it lasted till the end of the day

— he probably got them at lunch and then by the end of the day he gets a text from them

— theye texted him and were like “I like midoriya now sorry :(“

— probably why he hates him tbh

— so you’re probably like his first relationship relationship

— meaning

— he constantly tries to impress you

— “I’m a better cook then all of you combined.”

— “Please, I could lift that no sweat.”

— “My hero -_-.”

— though it’s helpful when you don’t want to carry your bookbag and he does it for you

— you’ve threatened everyone to not tell him tho lmaooo

— he constantly wants your attention

— “hey are you fucking listening to me?”

— “Oi, look at me!”

— “Hey, fucknut! Are you paying attention to me?”

— “pay attention, y/n.”

— and he’ll do anything to get it

— which also leads him into a lot of trouble

— sometimes he’ll make everything into a competition

— and it’s really annoying

— which is why you have a couple things you keep in secret from him

— these things usually last at least like three months before he finds out

— the longest thing you’ve had was when you learned how to knit and you were surprised at him not figuring it out yet

— till one day he just shows up with a bunch of knitted scarves, hats, gloves sweaters etc.

— and just grins and goes

— “I win.”

— you curl your tongue in your mouth and put your hands on your hips

— “Fuck you.”

— and then slam the door in his face

— the next day he tries to talk to you and you just

— “Piss off.”

— “Haa??? Baka, who the hell do you think you’re talking too?”

— “I’m only yelling at one person so take a fucking guess.”

— eventually you manage to ignore him

—but he refuses to take it

— “Baka talk to me! I swear, quit being so damn petty!”

— your just like

— he is pissed omg and your getting a kick out of it tbh

— your trying to work

— BOOM

— “Can’t work now Baka! Now you’ve got to talk to me!”

— you look him dead in the eye and pull out another sheet of paper and flip your notebook and continue writing

— he pops a vein

— He trues everything

— yells at you when your eating isn’t he cafeteria

— “YOU CANT AVOID ME FOEVER! AT ONE POINT YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO—“

— “Shut your mouth before I shut you in a casket.”

— “Excuse me?”

— you just keep avoiding him

— he can’t understand, so his only motive is to piss you off more and more

— and you being the petty person you are constantly ignore him

— give him dirty looks

— until finally you get a knock on your door and open it and there he is, leaning against your door frame, the soft smell of caramel filling your senses

— your ready to close the door in his face until he holds his hands up “Can you at least tell me why your mad at me, y/n?”

— you glare at him and he looks up at you and

— oh fuck

— since when has he had cute puppy dog eyes?

— you wanna hug and kiss him because he looks so cute but then you remember your mad at him so you just

— “I just got tired of you making everything in our relationship a damn competition, ya know? Our relationship isn’t supposed to competitive.”

— you basically tell him your feelings and how it annoys you whenever he makes something into a competition

— and he listens well because lmaooo if he wants to keep you he better lmfaooooo

— “It would have been smarter to just tell me that instead of fucking avoiding me, Baka.”

— “Are you trying to get me to ignore you again?”

— “...Sorry.”

— “Thats what I thought.”

Maybe some headcanons with bakugo and a male s/o?? Most of the x readers I see with bakugo have femme s/o's so itd be a nice change in pace

Ahhh yes :))

I usually try to make my headcanons gender neutral for everyone. When I do this, I usually throw in a girl joke (like in the body swap one I cross out the text for a girl reader as it’s not needed but I added it in anyways) if that makes any sense haha. But lemme see what I can whip up hmm? ;)

BAKUGOU WITH A MALE S/O

KATSUKI BAKUGOU

— ok but him stretching makes me drool y’all see that slim ass waist

— first off

— congratulations on wriggling your way into bakugou’s mind (and not being midoriya)

— your constantly popping up in his head

— he thinks your a pretty cool boy

— props also cause to him your a really pretty boy you inconsiderate fuck

— like todoroki pretty

— second of all

— F in the chat for you cause this boy is in such denial it’s actually comical

— he is the literal definition of “if a boy messes with you it means they like you”

— he always tries to challenge you over the littlest things

— “HA, fuckin idiot! Bet you couldn’t finish all that shit!”

— “Your one to talk with all that spicy curry.”

— “Is that a challenge?!”

— “Dude I—“

— “ITS ON!”

— everytime you walk past him he just outstretches his leg and tries to trip you

— but you catch it and manage to step over it

— you can hear his teeth grinding

— he also tries to impress you

— which you find really weird because

— “I can do the same thing....”

— “Not with those whimpy noodle arms you fucking can’t.”

— “Shut the fuck up. My arms are not weak.”

— you casually flex and he feels his face heat up and that sight goes straight to his di—

— “Pick this shit up and I will, dipshit.”

— he is always rough on you with training

— he claims “You think villains will go easy on your stupid ass?! Toughen up, you dumbfuck.” y’all hear them bars

— he absolutely hates it whenever you hang out with Midoriya

— “Oi, quit hanging around that nerd.”

— “Who are you to tell me who I can hang out with?”

— “I don’t wanna hear both of you muttering later on, you fuck!”

— eventually you start to pick up on it

— the way he always cooks your favorite meal and makes sure your eating properly

— he always makes sure to make sure you don’t overdo yourself during training

— he even personally offered to train you and you ????

— he yelled in your face and said “I WANNA MAKE SURE I BEAT YOUR ASS WHEN I BECOME NUMBER ONE YOU HEAR?!”

— “...Not with you yelling in my ear I can’t you fuck.”

— Since your boys you guys get away with breaking curfew

— this is how you’ve gotten closer tbh

— you besides the bakusquad are like the only people who have been in his room

— slowly yall get closer n closer

— you got invited to go to the movies once with the Bakusquad

— and it was a scary movie

— “Kaminari you’re a genius.”

— “I know. Wanna see me stick this metal fork in a socket?”

— “I take it back. Your a fucking idiot.”

— but anyways so they all plan it so you don’t have a choice but to sit next to bakugou

— and you have no problem with that

— y’all have been getting closer together

— so you sit together and the movie starts and it’s alright until one of the first jumpscares

— he looks over to you and you just ( 0-0 )

— “Oi, fucknut, you alright?”

— “Yeah man I’m fine.”

— “Oh.”

— so it’s quiet until another jumpscare comes on and you immediately grab his hand and he

— oop full on gay panic

— the squad isn’t even paying attention to the movie their just recording bakugou in his gay panic

— he’s arguing with his mind

— “holdinghandsholdinghandsholdinghands”

— “Doesnt holding hands lead to pregnancy?”

— “You idiot y/n has a dick. That’s for girls, and you made it clear you don’t like girls.”

— “So then what the hell does holding hands with a guy lead to???”

— his mind goes blank for a second and then

— “Gay se—“

— “LET GO OF MY FUCKING HAND IDIOT!” He starts annoyed

— the whole theatre just “SHHHHH”

— so you just whisper a sorry and continue

— and his gay panic is over with for now lol

— and then like thirty minutes later you grab his arm to cover your eyes

— and oh boy his mind just goes completely blank man

— you guys know that scene in spongebob where he makes the Krusty Krab look nice for squidward and then I think they ask for a name and Spongebob’s brain is scrambling for a name

— that’s an accurate representation of his mind right now

— eventually the movies over and you guys make your way back to the dorms.

— and you say goodbye to everyone as you guys make your way up to your rooms

— “You were holding my hand during the movie.” He blurts out. You just turn to him and “HMm?”

— he rolls his eyes. “You were holding my hand. Are you seriously that scared of horror movies?”

— “Actually the movie was pretty good, not gonna lie. I think the plot was pretty interesting.”

— “You were hiding behind my goddamn arm, fucknut?”

— “Oh yeah. Your hands are nice to hold, despite them being really sweaty. I’d like to do it again.”

— he kind of just pauses and ‘hUh’

— “So you WERENT sCARED?!? YOU JUST WANTED TO HOLD MY SWEATY ASS HAND?!”

— “Uh...yeah...I hope you don’t mind that. I had already seen the movie but when I heard you were going I wanted to go with you...I really like spending time with you.”

— well this explains you putting his hand over your eyes three seconds before that one horrifying scene

— hes gonna go into another gay panic

— you wanted to spend time with him??

— but he always teases you and beats you up??

— you... you like that ???

— he—I—whaa???

— “Y-You like spending time with me??” He croaks

— you keep rubbing your neck and chuckling nervously and oop your blushing in the dimly lit hallway “Yeah...in fact I like you...a lot...like in that way...”

— man he is just all kinds of confused

— you like him???

— like that??

— like they way he’s been thinking about you for the past couple of weeks

— you can’t get him out of your head like him

— oh

— oh

— oh fuck you

— he’s confused when you get this hurt look over your face “If your not into guys you could just tell me...no need to be harsh...”

— “No, fuck, it’s not that it’s just...”

— he takes a deep breath and grinds his teeth and he can smell the caramel in the air

— “I want to punch you...in the face...with my lips...and strangle you gently...with my arms...”

— you stare at him and blink before saying

— “You...you mean...you wanna make out?”

— that

— that’s...

— not what he was going for but he’ll take it

— like hell hes gonna pass up the chance to kiss your handsome face

— he just stupidly “uh huh’s” and stands there

— you kind of just grin softly and cup his face in your hands

— “Katsuki Bakugou...I’m going to kiss you now...”

— “Uh hUh.”

— “Please do not blow me up.”

— he blinks cause whaa—

— oh shit your lips are on his

— oh shit your kissing him

— oh shit kISS BACK YOU DUMMY—

— all of a sudden he’s just kissing you and it’s great

— your lips are somewhere in between chapped and soft for and for a guy your a great kisser

— him uh not so much so he’s kind of lost as he grips your jacket face flustered

— eventually you pull away and then laugh

— “You are a terrible kisser.”

— he wants to blow up your flustered handsome face but instead he just

— “W-why don’t we go in my room and you teach me how to kiss better?”

— you blink at him

— “There is no way you are that smooth, dude.”

— “sHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET IN MY ROOM SO WE CAN MAKE OUT!”

— he pulls the door open and yanks you inside

— poor kirishima can’t sleep cause he can legit hear all that nsfw ness going on cause we know those walls ain’t shit oop

what if todoroki exhales through his nose and steam comes out like a bull lmao

i love youR ACCOUNT SO MUCH WHAT THE FCKKKKKKKVVVV????!! we crying!!! so erm, hello!! i was wondering if i could get hcs for our boi katsuki with his s/o who has smol boobs and she’s insecure about them

sCREEEE BUT LIKE I LOVE YOU TOO??? 😤😤😤

ya know this came after me cause if I wear certain clothes it makes it look like I’ve got boobs but lmfao if I wear something else I legit look flat chested 😔 i cri

but like to all of us who don’t have any tatas nor ass don’t worry I gave y’all some cake here cause I know how that feel

I wanted to put tiny tatas

Warning(s): a little nsfw i think lmfao

✧ BAKUGOU WITH A S/O WHOS INSECURE ABOUT THEIR SMALL BOOBS ✧

KATSUKI BAKUGOU

— he doesn’t understand

— boobs are boobs right?

— whats the big deal?

— he’s gonna lay his head against them anyways so he sees no point in it

— you once told him he had bigger tits then you and he titty twisted you and told you to fuck off

— he’s insecure about his man boobs n slim waist ok asdfghjjhg

— you always try to convince him to chose something else “Look, see?? I got ass?”

— “Nah. I want those tits.”

— “What tits?”

— he doesn’t really care to be honest

— he likes you because your you

— though sometimes it’s a struggle cause you are stubborn

— “Put the damn jacket on!”

— “No it makes me look flatter than I already am!”

— “Y/N I literally do not give a shit about your tiny tatas if your ass gets a cold I’m not taking care of you. Put the fucking jacket on!”

— “...find something that doesn’t make me look flat chested.”

— since his parents are like...fashion designers I think they usually get a lot of stuff like coupons and sales

— and it’s pretty much how they bought his clothes as a kid

— so he always likes to buy you those cute little lacy bralette and spoil you

— “Tch, I don’t see what the big deal is. Your tits are fine!”

— “It’s...not that... I used to get picked on for having tiny tatas. But you came around and changed all that.” You start, looking at the bra in your mirror.

— “I changed all that cause I got tired of hearing you bitch about your boobs. I’m more of an ass man, anyways.” He starts, staring at your ass in your shorts

— you turn red at him staring but glare at him due to the latter comment “Piss off.”

— whenever someone tries to call you out for having tiny tittes

— lmaooo you always get flustered when he makes a comeback towards whoever cause Katsuki Bakugou has to filter whatsoever

— no one insults his girls valley hill chest except him cause he’s the only one who puts his head in between them

— “If anyone is gonna complain, it should be be since I’m the one laying on them, goddamnit!”

✯ masterlist ✯

welcome to my long awaited masterlist :D. This took way longer than it was supposed to make, but it’s here!! All works are mine, so please don’t steal them. Remember kiddies, plagiarism is punishable by law 🤓.

Have fun reading! - jaideite

 Recent Drabble: bakugou, kaminari and overhaul with a s/o who draws on themselves

✧  HEADCANONS  ✧

K A T S U K I   B A K U G O U:

i. bakugou with a s/o who’s hair floats when angry

ii. bakugou with a s/o who he constantly argues with

iii. bakugou with a s/o who cosplays

iv. bakugou getting body swapped with their s/o

v. bakugou with a s/o who constantly loses their glasses

vi. bakugou with a s/o who isn’t afraid of gore but is terrified of cheesy horror films

vii. bakugou sleeping with his s/o not knowing they have sleep apnea

viii. bakugou with a s/o who cuts and dyes their hair

xi. bakugou with a s/o who doesn’t know how to swim

x. older!bakugou with baby fever

xi. bakugou with a petty/passive aggressive s/o

xii. bakugou with a male s/o

xiii. bakugu with a s/o who’s a savage at water polo

xiv. bakugou with a s/o who’s insecure about their chest size

xv. bakugou playing minecraft with his s/o — coming soon

xvi. bakugou with a s/o who makes self deprecating jokes about themself — coming soon

xvii. bakugou with a s/o who looks like shigaraki when angry

xviii. bakugou participating in no shave november but can’t grow a beard

xix. bakugou with a s/o who draws on themselves

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S H O T O   T O D O R O K I:

i. todoroki with a s/o who’s hair floats when angry

ii. todoroki with a s/o who cosplays in their free time

iii. todoroki getting body swapped with his s/o

iv. todoroki with a s/o who cuts and dyes their hair

v. todoroki playing minecraft with his s/o  — coming soon

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I Z U K U   M I D O R I Y A:

i. midorya with a s/o who’s hair floats when angry 

ii. midoriya with a s/o who likes to cosplay in their free time

iii. midoriya with a s/o who cuts and dyes their hair 

iv. midoriya playing minecraft with his s/o  — coming soon

v. midoriya with a crybaby s/o  — coming soon

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S H I N S O U   H I T O S H I:

i. shinsou with a s/o who cuts and dyes their hair 

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D E N K I K A M I N A R I

i. kaminari with a s/o who draws all over themselves

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T A M A K I   A M A J I K I: 

i. tamaki with a s/o who has a bubble quirk/personality

ii. tamaki with a s/o who cries easily

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M I R I O   T O G A T A:

i. mirio with a s/o who has a bubble quirk/personality

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L E A G U E O F V I L L I A N S & O T H E R S

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D A B I / T O U Y A T O D O R O K I: 

i. dabi with a s/o who’s easily flustered

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T O M U R A   S H I G A R A K I:

i. tomura with a s/o who’s easily flustered

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K A I C H I S A K I (O V E R H A U L)

i. overhaul with a s/o who draws on themselves

Hey hey, I really liked you Bakugou + S/O when she gets made her hair floats so I was wondering if you go do one were she gets made but maybe her eyes go red and her hair goes grey/blue so she lowkey be looking like shigaraki cos I can imagine that would scare the hell out of the class. I already have shoulder length wave hair like him so I feel like that would be spooky💚💚💚

*sniffs a line of baking soda and cracks nuckles* lEtS gEt CrAcKin’

BAKUGOU WITH A S/O WHO LOOKS LIKE SHIGARAKI WHEN ANGRY

KATSUKI BAKUGOU

— honestly you kept this hidden from him because you never got mad at him

— in all honesty him screaming makes you cackle lmaoo you gotta admit it do be funny sometimes

— he only sees this side of you when you guys come to rescue him

— you and the bakugou rescue squad had gone out to get him and when he returned safely you and the majority of the class had gone to see him in the hospital

— and of course he’s just fussing and complaining

— “I shouldn’t even be in here, damnit. I’m fine.”

— “They want you here just to check on you. Just because you aren’t injured physically doesn’t mean you aren’t mentally injured.” Midoriya speaks.

— “Did I fucking ask you, you Shit-Nerd?!”

— “Hey! He’s just trying to help!”

— “I don’t need his, or your help! I don’t need anyone’s shitty help! I’m going to be the number one pro-fucking-hero!”

— “Bakugou, even All Might has PTSD! A pro hero who doesn’t say they don’t have some kind of trauma is a liar!” You start.

— “I’m not like them. I’m not like All Might either. I’ll beat him, you, shitty Deku, anyone who wants to stand in my way!”

— he’s getting up and leaving and your getting pissed with him

— everyone’s telling him to sit down and relax

— why won’t he just fucking listen?!?

— “Bakugou—“

— “Shut the fuck up! I don’t need your pity!”

— “KATSUKI WE ARE NOT TRYING TO PICK PITY YOU, WE JUST WANT YOU TO BE OKAY GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!”

— he turns around to scream right back at you but...

— he’s not seeing you

— he’s seeing the guy he just blew up a couple hours ago

— your black hoodie really doesn’t do any justice

— and he doesn’t know what’s happening he’s just s c a r e d and terrified as you make your way closer to him red eyes glowing

— and then you reach a hand out and shit just hits the floor

— he lets out a huge explosion and blows you up

— and your lucky that Kirishima was there to shield you but you still felt yourself get hit and something sting your lip

— half the class is fussing over you and half the class is yelling at him

— someone hands you a damp paper towel with ice wrapped in it and you place it against your lip and hold it with your hand over it so it stops the bleeding

— you look up at everyone and they understand why Bakugou blew up

— “Y/L/N...is...that you?”

— your confused until you glance into the hospital window and realize the side affect of your quirk has kicked in

— and you scare yourself because the way your holding the ice pack kind of looks like shigaraki when you all first saw him during the USJ incident

— and you understand why he reacted the way he did

— he probably got scared of you

— something starts in your stomach and you calm yourself down, your hair and eyes returning to its normal color

— you ask everyone to leave the room and once they do you quietly make your way over to him where he’s shaking softly

— “Baka?”

— “Shut the hell up.”

— you wince at his tone; he’s trying to hide the fact that he’s scared of you

— you reach a hand out to place it on his bicep and he recoils, realizes what he did and tries to stop himself

— “You...you don’t have to be brave in front of me, you know?”

— hes still quiet, head down and hands shoves in his pockets and you shift the

— “I...If I was in your shoes...I don’t think I could have been as brave as you...” you offer softly to him and he lets out an exhale through his nose

— “I...I’m sorry that I scared you...I didn’t know—“

— “Of course you didnt know, you fuck.” He speaks harshly and you wince, your eye color staring into his

— the room is silent and then you speak again

— “I’m sorry.”

— “You should be.”

— “Y’know—I think you are back to normal.” You retort with a snort and he rolls his eyes at you

— “Fuck you.”

— “Yeah, your back to normal, Baka.”

— you give him a closed eyed smile and it’s quiet for a while

— you can feel his ruby red eyes on you

— and then ever so softly you hear

— “Thank you...for coming to rescue me...”

— your eyes snap open and you stare at him as he stares at you in the eye

— did he just—

— “HUh?”

— “Don’t you make me repeat it, fucker.”

— “How rude. Don’t call me a fucker.”

— “Then what do you want me to call you, fucker?”

— you stare at him for a moment, then

— “Call me y/n.”

— his eyes go wide for a second and you’re afraid you made a bad move until he smirks

— “Fine. But only if you call me Katsuki.”

— you blink and then blush at him

— he’s staring at you expectantly

— and finally you grin at him.

— “I’m fine with that, Katsuki.”

HC about Bakugou participating in no shave november. I bet he cant grow an actual beard and that its patchy. He was probs dared by his "friends". His s/o really tries to not make fun of him but they cant help it.

This is gold omg i was giggling so hard while writing this my mom is scared for me

BAKUGOU PARTICIPATING IN NO SHAVE NOVEMBER BUT CANT GROW A BEARD

KATSUKI BAKUGOU

— when he first came to you about this you kind of just glanced at him and then snort loudly giggling

— he glares at you with like a cold ass glare and a growl

— “What?”

— “Kat...you can’t grow a beard...” you start, covering your mouth with your hand to stop laughing. “You...you aren’t manly enough—“

— “wHAT DID YOU SAY?!”

— once you’ve calmed down from giggling you ask him why he’s doing it because he’s never shown interest in facial hair

— then he goes on to say how he was roped into doing it because he’s participating in “No Shave November.”

— you blink at him innocently before asking

— “But what’s there to shave? You don’t even have chest hair.”

— “Y/N I will break you if you keep it up.”

— “It’s like a babys bum. So smooth.”

— “Shut. The fuck. Up.”

— so you leave him alone about it, the thought of your boyfriend growing a beard making you giggle every now and then

— and the days go by until one morning you walk to his room so you guys can walk to school

— you knock and wait for him on your phone and you are vaguely aware of the door opening

— “Hey are you ready to...”

— your mouth opens as you meet your boyfriend, who’s leaning against the doorway with his hand in his pockets, stroking a barely visible peach fuzz on his jaw with a smug look on his face

— you stare at him, and it’s silent for a few moments

— and then you just lose it

— “—hAHAHA—KAT, W-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!”

— “wHAT DO YOU MEAN?! ITS MY BEARD!!”

— poor boy feels like he’s been kicked in the balls

— you choke on air at the sentence ‘It’s my beard.’

— “That’s—“ you struggle for air on the floor. “That’s not a beard...” you wheeze.

— “The fuck are you talking about?! It’s a fucking beard! You wouldn’t know a beard if you saw one!”

— “I know what a beard is...” you wheeze, clutching your stomach. “And I can tell you...this ain’t it chief.”

— with all the commotion going on it doesn’t take long for someone to come up

— and ffs it’s Kirishima getting ready to walk out the door

— you notice he got some stubble and it actually looks good on him

— “Hey what’s going on out he—“

— “Shitty hair, answer me this; this is a beard, right?”

— Kiri looks up from where your slowly recovering and standing to bakugous pencil thin mustache and blinks once before losing it too

— all that recovery time was useless because now y’all are on the floor banging and he’s seething

— “Is that even a mustache?!?”

— “OF COURSE IT IS YOU FUCKING DUMBFUCK!”

— through your tears you can see smoke coming out his nose and you wheeze

— you can faintly hear Kirishima go “I need a fucking inhaler I can’t breathe.” and you just lose it once more

— “I seriously fucking hate...the both of you...” you hear your boyfriend start, stepping over you as he makes his way towards the elevator

— you and Kirishima help each other off the floor with hiccups, giggling at Bakugous pencil thin mustache

— “I thought,” Kirishima start, giggling in between hiccups “That he could actually do it..what the fuck was that?!”

— “Wait till he gets to class!” You start and other students are giving y’all strange looks as you guys cackle like hyenas outside the dorms

— you barely made it to class before you hear “SHUT THE FUCK UP DUNCE FACE!”

— you guys rush in to see bakugou practically blowing up the room and Kaminari who’s gone thumbs up

— and most of the boys have some hair on their faces

— so your confused until you look at everyone’s facial hair and then look at your boyfriends and you bust out laughing again

— because from where your standing it looks practically invisible

— he is pissed lmaoooo

— “All of you...shut up...I swear to fucking god...shut up....goddamnit....”

— “We’ll shut up when you grow a mustache.”

— rip sero

— anyways so the whole class is just bombing bakugou for his pencil drawn in mustache and he’s ready to end them all

— when Aizawa finally gets up from his nap and rolls out the sleeping bag

— “All of you, shut up and sit down. Now.”

— “Ok but Mr. Aizawa, answer this.” and bakugou gets shoved up front. “Is this a mustache?”

— there’s just a sigh and then a pause

— “No.”

— the choking noises from you and the spit laugh thingie from everyone else

— and you happen to glance at your boyfriend only to see him looking like he’s going to murder someone

— “Y/N aren’t you supposed to be supporting him?”

— “How can I support when there’s nothing there to support?” You giggle clutching your stomach

— there are a couple surprised noises and shook faces and barbaric breathing

— and Aizawa is just tired man

— bakugou has stopped working at this point

— he threatens to kill you all if you come in a five foot radius of him

— this goes on for the whole day

— till finally you guys head back to the dorms and he without a word storms back up to his room mumbling about his “mustache”

— “Maybe I should go talk to him.” you think looking back up at the stairs and fiddling with your fingers

— “You should. That would be super womanly of you.”

— “Yeah, comfort him on the lack of facial hair he can grow.”

— “Um—“

— “And the fact that he lost No Shave November.”

— so while everyone is downstairs chit chatting you come up and knock on his door

— “Kat?”

— “Leave.”

— “Katsukiii...” you sing song, tapping on the door. “Let me in.”

— “Fuck you.”

— “Is this about your little mustache?” You ask and you hear a growl. “Look I’m sorry okay? We were all just having a little fun, y’know? Come on, stop being such a baby!” You tease

— a couple seconds later the door swings open followed by “Who you calling a goddamn baby?!”

— and you look up at him to see he’s shaved off the little facial hair he’s grown

— “What happened to the mini-mustache?” You start, grazing your fingers over where it once was

— “I shaved it. What do you want?”

— you roll your eyes. “I came to apologize for teasing you. It was wrong and you didn’t deserve it. Can you forgive me?”

— he’s quiet for a while and then he just pushes your face away from him with a soft “Fuck you.”

— “Awe,” you smile, dodging him and wrapping your arms around. “I love you too.”

— “I said fuck you.”

— “Tomato Tomah-toe.”