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Fun fact! Snakes and serpents often symbolise renewal, rebirth, immortality and more commonly, deceitfulness.

[Blueycapsules]

William Afton x reader

ok, so like- for a month or so I've been using lipstick and i just love it - very fancy! :D

and i can't help but want to pepper the lovable bastard's face with silly little kisses and leave lipstick marks on it-

i just think it's a cute idea-

so that's pretty much what this is about :D

[tw: possible typos and/or other small mistakes | any possible triggers are mentioned at the beginning of each headcanon where necessary | fluff | headcanons | one-shot]

[word count: 1.641 words | 8.799 characters]

[first published: 09.04.2022]

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first, some headcanons for William with a reader that likes wearing lipstick 'cause i need those and maybe so do you-

ok, so-

while he doesn't show it, William adores that you wear it - bonus points if your lipstick is purple!

it just makes your lips stand out so much- he gets easily distracted by them because of this. not that he minds-

regardless of your true motives of leaving lipstick marks on his face, William thinks you do this only to "mark" him as yours-

internally, he's fanmanning (this is a word now, i don't care-) every time you do that - this silly little gesture of yours makes him feel very special and appreciated and loved and-

William really loves that, ok?

you know how characters in old cartoons react when kissed? that's William-

another thing he can get drunk on besides alcohol it's your silly little kisses-

when he is very focused on something, you can kiss and leave as many lipstick marks on him as you want 'cause he won't realise it.

William will either notice the silly marks in a reflection or when someone lets him know he has something on his face.

"heh, Willy! you've got something on your face!"

"wot? and don't call me that!"

*wheezing sounds*

"bloody 'ell-"

*William goes to the nearest mirror*

"oh..."

*fanmanning intensifies*

no, but like William will literally sigh dreamily and twirl a strand of hair between his fingers as he admires each and every mark you placed on him-

the downside of this is you need to clean the lipstick marks off of William's face since he won't do it himself-

he just wants to keep them forever there.

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lipstick

standing in front of the bathroom mirror, you stare intensely back and forth between your lips and the lipstick you bought some time ago.

you can't remember why you even bought it as you have never really worn lipstick - at least not until now.

maybe it's the pretty container that made you buy it or maybe it was just an acquisition made on impulse - regardless of the motive, you did indeed buy it.

since the day it was legally yours and yours only, the lipstick in question was used not even once - placed in the little cabinet above the bathroom's sink, it saw the light of day on rare occasions if at all.

you would usually look at the lipstick but pay no mind to it - only a passing glance before moving on with your day.

today was different.

as you opened the cabinet to take some hand cream, your eyes fell onto the lipstick. instead of ignoring it as you usually do, you ended up staring at it.

in that moment, some silly little memories came to your mind.

you remembered when you were nothing but a small child, sometimes finding lipsticks around the house. you would always apply them when no one was around - and what a mess you were able to do every single time!

applying it with the grace of a person whose hand was stuck in a cookie jar, it was everywhere but on your lips somehow-

a small smile crosses over your features as such memories keep flooding your mind.

... what if you tried to use one now? it can't be that hard, can it? it's basically like colouring within the lines in a children's book - easy as pie.

not to mention you're not a kid anymore. you're a grown-ass adult - if you can colour within the lines, you can paint your lips as well!

finally and for the first time, you take its cap off. hiding underneath it was a beautiful reddish-purple shade. carefully, you roll the lipstick out - it looks perfect.

well, it's not like you used it to begin with-

but my point still stands. you almost don't want to use it only to keep it in this beautiful state...

haha, no- the urge to try it on is way too strong. so strong it won in the end. bringing it closer to your upper lip, you try and follow its contour. it's not as easy as you thought it would be-

with a shaky, inexperienced hand you manage to do your upper lip. it's not that bad actually - just a bit messy.

you have slightly coloured outside the lines.

but that's ok. taking a cotton swab, you let some warm water fall over it above the sink. you close a bit more the distance between you and the mirror before tracing the wet cotton over the surplus of lipstick, erasing it as if you were rubbing the pencil off of a paper with an eraser - maybe not that easy tho.

the lipstick did smudge and you had to use another cotton swab. even so, the final result was more or less perfect!

after repeating the process but this time with your bottom lip, you look proudly at yourself in the mirror.

it's weird.

you feel so weird.

it does look absolutely amazing! you can't stop staring at your now colourful lips! it's just that you're not quite used to it yet.

as you check your lips from all the possible sides with a childish glee inside your eyes, William comes into your mind.

you gotta show him! you're curious about his reaction.

but as curious as you are, you're also way too busy checking yourself in the mirror.

"William!" you shout from the bathroom - you concluded it's better for him to come to you. your eyes are still glued on your painted lips - you can't stop smiling.

"wot?" he yells back from the living room.

best you can do right now is prepare yourself as more shouting is to come!

"can you come to me for a second?"

"i can't! i am watching Harry Pottha'!"

"oh, come on! you've seen it a million times already! move your ass over here!"

"Y/N, we've talked about this! mah ass has long been gone..."

"oh, shit- right, sorry-" how could you? how could you bring it up? such a sensitive topic for the man...

shame on you, Y/N. shame on you-

"may it rest in peace..."

sometimes the price for immortality is quite expensive, wouldn't you think so? well, not really actually-

in his younger days, his twenties and early thirties to be more precise, he used to be called "William Asston" by those who knew him.

i am sure you have already guessed why such a nickname has been given to him therefore there's no need for further explanation on the matter.

as time passed, so his butt began to disappear.

the remnant William is working on? haha, yeah- the immortality bit is actually only a side effect of it. its real purpose, as the man himself has explained to you, was to regain his ass.

as you can tell, it failed him miserably.

William is still working on the remnant now but only out of spite-

"please! come for a second!" you plead once again.

"bloody 'ell, foine!" his steps are slow and heavy. it's taking him forever to arrive-

but when he does arrive you see him in the mirror. you see him come into the bathroom with his arms crossed over his chest.

"wot is it?" such annoyance in his voice. don't be surprised about it - you did disturb his little marathon of Harry Pottha' after all.

you finally face away from the mirror. the eyes once glued to the reflection of your lips are now focused on the man in front of you.

"do you notice something different?" your smile only grows bigger with each word that leaves your mouth.

bringing a hand to his chin, William squints his eyes at you - something is different indeed! he just can't seem to notice what it is that is different about you.

he's been staring for a good amount of time already...

you shake your head as a chuckle makes its way out of your mouth "my lips, luv. notice something different about them?" he looks at you with such a puzzled expression, oh my-

you can't even tell if he's for real or just messing with you right now.

William squints even more. his eyes are almost closed at this point - he's defeated.

... or is he?

he does the thing! you know - the thing where he presses his pointer on his cheek and looks at you with big innocent eyes, mouth pouting.

"i am afraid i don't, luv..." he sounds so genuine... but you know this man for long enough - silly little acts like this don't trick you anymore.

"why don't ya show me then, hmm?" his expression doesn't change but you can hear the smirk in his voice regardless. silly little bitc-

a sigh leaves your mouth. there's no other way with this man, is it now?

walking closer to him, you lean down on his level. his eyes follow your every move as you cup his face gently in your hands. you press a quick yet hard kiss on each of his cheeks - gotta make sure you leave a nice mark on them after all.

you take a step back and admire your little artwork - your hands are still holding his head. if it wasn't for the purplish tone of it, your lipstick would have gone unnoticed on William's face that can't stop the wave of red paint from spreading across it-

it's William's turn to have his gaze glued on your lips now. drunkish smile on, he leans his weight more into your hands, slowly melting in your touch.

well, no words need to be spoken - William loves it too! maybe even more than you do-

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it took longer than expected to finish it ^^" a bit busy with school and couldn't focus only on it - that's why it's also kinda short and falls flat at the end D:

anyway, for the next two weeks or so i will be able to focus on silly little fics again so it's ok :D

hope y'all enjoyed it!

[Blueycapsules]

Dave Miller x reader

ok, so like-

this is a random idea that keeps me up at night - when in his 'Dave Miller' act, William asks you about the small bracelet you're always wearing and taking good care of.

why?

William gave you that bracelet at the beginning of your relationship. when he sees you're still wearing it, even after he disappeared without a trace, he gets a bit intrigued.

[tw: possible typos and/or other small mistakes | slight angst - big sad™ | not so sure if fluff | one-shot]

[word count: 1.550 words | 8.060 characters]

[first published: 20.04.2022]

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the story behind the bracelet

(no idea for a proper title-)

"-and that's how ya put down a fire with nothin' but yer bare hands in Texas!" said no one but your favourite british under cover texan while leaning forward with his elbows on the table, head rested nicely on the top of his hands.

lunch break at the pizzeria is for sure something else when 'Dave' keeps you company. he might not shut up about himself... like, at all-

but, hey! that's his charm after all. not only that, but having 'Dave' talk your ear off all day helps you tear your mind away from him.

with a lazy gaze and his usual grin on, he looks with what some would call true texan pride at you - his ridiculous stories from Texas never fail to bring a bright smile to your face.

it's a sight he never thought he would get to see again.

...

and he absolutely hates it.

for once in his life, he hates that he has to lie.

once. just this once he wants to tell the truth - to tell you the truth, but he can't.

he's happy he gets to see you every day though! and knowing that you are ok, safe and sound even, feels as if a heavyweight has been lifted off of his shoulders.

he sees you but you don't see him - instead, all you see is Dave Miller.

hell, he sometimes wonders if it's him or Dave that brings that smile to your face! he can't help but feel somehow jealous of his act.

it's Dave that gets to spend his time with you, after all. it's with Dave that you smile. with him you laugh and joke around. with him you talk - not with him.

"how do you even find yourself in these situations-"

he throws a wink at you but you fail to catch it "that's just a part of bein' texan for ya, pardner!" 'Dave' says as his eyes fall on your hands. you've been fidgeting for a while, messing with the bold purple bracelet on your wrist.

William smiles to himself 'they still have it, hm?'

he noticed it from the moment he saw you on the day he came to apply for a job. about three months have passed since then and he can't believe you're wearing it still.

not only that but the care you take of it - placing it securely into your pocket when you have to do something that might result in damaging it otherwise, always checking it, making sure is still there and safe, even yanking your hand away from the kids who wanna touch it with their greasy pizza fingers.

the way you play with it when you're nervous or how you look at it when lost in thought as a wave of sadness washes over your eyes.

he noticed all of it.

and he still notices it. William can't help the way his heart melts yet aches every single time he sees you doing your little gestures just to keep the bracelet safe... to somehow keep him a part of your life.

and you do all that. especially after he left without a trace, you still go through all of it.

you haven't let go of him completely. you still love him... don't you?

he has to know.

"anyway, enough 'bout me! wanna hear 'bout ya instead!"

"about me?" you ask taken aback by his words. it's an odd suggestion coming from him.

"yep! somethin' wrong 'bout it?"

"no, i just- i never thought that you, from all people, would want to talk about something that isn't yourself-" you say it playfully, but it's the truth - if there's one thing this texan loves more than anything it is talking about himself. if the conversation isn't about him, he will do all he can only to turn it around so it will be about him in the end-

"what can i say? i'm fulla' surprises!" he for sure is! but are you?

"ehh... what's there to say about me anyway? haha-" the thought of actually having to talk about yourself isn't that pleasant actually-

"there must be somethin'! think, Y/N! think!"

"i- i don't know..." and just like that, the perfect opportunity came to him earlier than he has expected.

"well, why doncha tell me 'bout yer bracelet over there, then?" he just points to it with his hand from under his chin. "noticed ya take quite the care of it! it must be special to ya." something familiar burns within his eyes but you can't tell what it is and so you just try and brush it off

"this? oh, heh- my lovable bastard of a boyfriend gave it to me!" your voice is filled with love while saying that but there's something else too.

it's his turn to be taken aback now 'they still consider me their boyfriend...?' he should be happy right now, shouldn't he? instead, he just feels like the biggest piece of shit the world has ever seen-

you manage to hide it quite well, but William can see through it - you're hurt.

and he's the reason for it.

his bloody ego has to come into play as well, no? - as much as he hates to do this to you, he still needs to hear more.

"boyfriend ya say? care to tell me more 'bout him?"

"oh, uhm- well, he's quite a... complicated guy, you see." 'Dave' just nods, waiting for you to continue "that's what i love about him, actually!" your eyes linger on the bracelet, fingers playing gently with it. your expression, your voice, everything about you is so soft as you talk about him.

he feels his heart clenching in his chest.

"he might be an asshole most of the time, but-"

"does he treat you bad, pardner?" the man asks, masking his anxiety without bothering to put effort into it.

you take offence at that question "what? no! he could never-" your grip on the bracelet tightness "and as i was saying, he's an asshole- but not towards me. he's always been so... kind to me. that in his own weird way, you could say, heh..." every loving word that leaves your mouth makes him hate himself even more. you don't deserve this - he doesn't deserve you.

he just puts more salt on the wound now "couldn't help but notice talkin' 'bout him made ya sad... did somethin' happen?"

"i... i don't know..."

you think about telling him what's been bothering you for the past three months. 'Dave' is your best friend after all! you trust him enough to open up about this and maybe, just maybe, letting it all out will help you a bit "one day he just- he just disappeared... he left nothing behind."

'here we go.'

"i tried to call him every day- i still do! hell, i am even rehearsing what to say when he finally picks up... if he ever picks up."

silence fills the room. taking a few breaths in and out you try speaking again "i don't know, i just- i really miss him- i want him back... what if something bad has happened to him, i-" small tears form in the corners of your eyes. he takes quick notice of it "hey now, come 'ere."

'Dave' stands up from the table with arms wide open. walking to your side, he lets you bury your face into his chest - a familiar feeling of comfort washes over you as he wraps his arms around you. it's warm.

it feels like home.

hot tears are staining the nice purple fabric of his shirt instantly. he couldn't care less about it right now.

rubbing your back with gentle circular motions he speaks up in an uncharacteristically soft tone "i am sure he's out there somewhere-"

"what- what if he hates me? maybe that's why he left-"

"now, now. don't be silly, pardner. only an idiot would be capable of leaving such a treasure like yerself!"

"heh, well- he is some sort of an idiot- my idiot..." you try to joke a bit in hopes you might calm down a bit. you also earn a small chuckle out of the texan "he sure is..." his own eyes start to feel watery.

it hurts him. deeply.

you both sit in a somehow comfortable silence as he tries his best to calm you down. he has missed your warm more than he would like to admit.

the sound of your breath slowly calming down lures him into his own thoughts - he wants to tell you.

not sure himself when but he will tell you.

he has to.

but right now it's just not the moment.

"how 'bout we go wash these tears away from yer pretty face and then i can buy ya some ice cream, hm?" he suggests as he moves your head away from his chest so he could face you. the sight of your tear-stained cheeks pains him so much.

you smile weakly up at him before nodding "that sounds nice, actually... thank you, Dave."

'Dave.' he hates it. this whole act - he just hates it.

"anything for ya, pardner!" 'Dave's' happy go lucky self is back as he helps you stand up.

'absolutely anything.'

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shit shit shit- this was not supposed to be sad- halp- me is very sorry-

it was supposed to be fluffy- what have i done? :'D there's no fluff, only sad- nyeheheh i feel bad aaaahhh- i was supposed to use my silly little powers of using words to bring joy and smiles, not sadness and tears-

am i exaggerating? definitely-

hope you enjoyed it?! :D?

[Blueycapsules]

fluff alphabet: William Afton

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for almost every letter, there are two sets of headcanons because i found two lists and liked them both, so yeah-

'you' list

'partner' list

[tw: small mentions of drunk William | any other possible triggers are mentioned at the beginning of each headcanon where necessary | possible typos and/or other small mistakes | William might be a bit ooc | fluff | headcanons]

[word count: 4,973 words | 25,682 characters]

[first published: 21.02.2022]

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[A]

Activities - what do they like to do with their partner? how do they spend their free time with them?

spending time in each others company - he doing his thing, you doing your own thing.

you can be reading on the couch, and he will sit next to you, watching TV or doodling - he might even start sketching small doodles of you doing whatever you're doing at the said moment!

it's canon that William can draw, so i think he does that sometimes when bored.

if you also draw, you two would also spend time drawing together! :D

he also loves spending his time with you while cuddling each other!!! but he would rarely initiate it-

Admiration - what do they admire about you?

anything and everything-

no, but really, William admires everything about you. from the way you walk to the way your smile shines when he compliments you.

the way your eyes sparkle when someone brings up one of your favourite things.

the way his name dances on your lips every time you say it.

the way you stim when you're happy.

the way your laugh echos in his ears, especially if he made you laugh.

the way you're, well... you.

[B]

Beauty - what do they adore about their partner? what do they think is beautiful about them?

your eyes - the way you look at him! your gaze is filled with love every time you look at him-

he just can't get enough of it! even if on the outside he looks just fine, on the inside he is melting.

just throw a small glance his way, add your usual sweet smile, and boom- you've made his day a whole lot better.

Body - what is their favourite part of your body?

hands, definitely hands- your hands are just so gentle with him.

William wasn't used to having someone treat him with such care in the beginning, but he quickly got used to it. the way you hold his hand, caress his face, play with his hair- your touch is all his soul needs.

also, if u have them, tiddies- woman tiddies, man tiddies, non-binary tiddies, big or small, it doesn't matter, he will bury his face into them. they're just so soft!

if you don't have them, he will still bury his face into your chest-

either way, he can still listen to your heartbeat, especially before going to sleep - your heartbeat is like a lullaby for this man, helping him calm down his thoughts.

also, don't get me started on your thighs- he loves them too. crush his head in-between your thighs and he will thank you-

[C]

Cuddling - how do they like to cuddle?

he would never admit it, but he absolutely loves being the little spoon. makes him feel loved and taken care of. as i said above, William likes having his head buried into your chest.

he also likes laying his head on your lap or in between your thighs. please, play with his hair when he does so, he really loves that shit.

he just loves being wrapped around you as your hands roam around his body.

[D]

Dates - what does their ideal date with you look like?

i think he isn't very big on dates-

when it comes to dates, i see him being a bit laid back and really enjoying home dates, with just the two of you.

on those dates, you could be watching TV (other movies than Harry Potter, which is something coming from William-) while snuggling into each other.

you could also cook dinner together! on time, William tried cooking dinner for the two of you- the kitchen was a focking mess, sure, but surprisingly the food was delicious - i actually think he can cook very well (as long as it's not one of those British dishes that killed Sunny, that's it-).

[E]

Emotions - how do they express emotion around you?

this man has no idea how to express emotions to save his life-

he loves you a lot, you're the best thing that has ever happened to him! but he has no idea how to tell you that-

when he tries, he just gets so flustered- he is nothing like his usual smooth-talking, son of a bitch self. tripping over words, avoiding that gaze of yours that makes him go weak in the knees.

peck his cheek while he's stumbling over words and he will freeze; peck his lips and congratulations! William.exe has stopped working.

sometimes it gets very frustrating for him, so please be patient! William may lash at you at times because of said frustration, and holy fock does he feel ever so sorry for it! he tries apologising, but again, he is unable to can-

he usually buys, or even crafts you little gifts himself to show you he's sorry and that he loves and cares about you.

Equal - are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

ok, ok, so he has the impression he is the dominant one just because you are rather passive. in reality, you can say he is wrapped around your finger.

William can't function properly after you tell him he's pretty so just imagine how the motherfucker would react if you called him, for example, a good boi™

[F]

Family - do they want one? if they do, when?

all i can say is that in his eyes, the two of you alone are already a family, so yeah-

William's perfectly content with being just the two of you.

Fight - would it be easy for them to forgive their partner? how are they fighting?

let's get this out of the way, he could never not forgive you, unless you betray him in some way or another - then you would most probably be dead where you stand /j

very serious fights between the two of you rarely happen, but when they do happen, William tends to get a bit verbally violent (as in shouting), but nothing more than that. he wouldn't be able to forgive himself if he somehow managed to hurt you.

after the fight, when both of you have calmed down a bit, you will most probably be the one to try bringing the subject up again - and this time, William will try his best to remain calm. when everything is cleared up, regardless of who was in the right and who was in the wrong, he will apologise to you.

it may be a small mumbled "sorry" under his breath, but he really means it-

[G]

Gifts - how do they feel about gift-giving? what are their habits when it comes to this?

i think gift-giving is his main love language actually. as i said above, he sucks at expressing his emotions towards you, so gifts are his way to go to show you that he cares!

William is also the type to buy you something you've mentioned one single time - he heard you one time telling Henry about this new perfume shop in Hurricane and that you really wanted to try their bitch scented perfume, but you never managed to find it.

expect William to never forget that. still, don't expect him to go just for it (or for other things that you have mentioned). he's more of the type to buy you those things when he stumbles over them, rather than searching actively for them, if that makes sense.

if he stumbles over that perfume you've mentioned, he would definitely buy it for you.

Gratitude - how grateful are they in general? are they aware of what their partner is doing for them?

in general, William is not the most grateful person ever (what a surprise-), but when it comes to you, he can't be more grateful to have you! he still wonders sometimes why you chose him when you had better options for sure-

William really treasures you and your relationship.

he is aware of what you do for him and has no idea how to thank you enough for every little thing you do-

he tries doing small things for you in return as well - like helping you with work, reminding you to take breaks, cooking for you, etc.

but most of the time, he shows his gratitude towards you with gifts!

[H]

Holding hands - when/how do they like to hold hands?

William likes holding your hand whenever he can when he's in public with you just so he can make sure people get you are his and he is yours.

sometimes, when deep in thought or just zoning out, he takes your hand in his, caressing it with his thumb, without noticing.

now, when this happens, bring his hand to your lips and kiss it, he will lose his shit-

he might also reach for your hand, squeezing it a bit when he's uncomfortable or just wants to go home.

Honesty - do they have secrets they hide from their partner? or do they share everything?

he trusts you a lot, but there will be things he won't share with you, not because he doesn't trust you with keeping his secrets, nope. rather because he thinks you are gonna think different of him, or, even worse, leave him.

William usually comes to you when things bother him, and actually tries to talk about them with you, at the best of his abilities anyway.

but when there is something worse he wants to talk about, he's just gonna talk with Vincent, even if it won't help him very much.

[I]

Injury - how would they act if you got hurt?

rage - if someone hurt you, expect him to try and get rid of them.

if you hurt yourself while doing something stupid, expect him to first laugh his ass off like the bitch he is- after that he would make a snarky remark adding

"i told you it was a schewpid idea."

if it's nothing too bad, William would jokingly kiss it to make it feel better.

if it is pretty bad, then expect him to lecture you while bandaging you up.

[tw: implied self-harm]

if you are hurting yourself, he would try his best to comfort you about it without lashing at you and then he would try helping you out in getting rid of the habit. William might not be great with words of comfort, but he will be there for you, always keeping an eye on you, making sure you won't hurt yourself again.

Inspiration - did their partner change them somehow, or the other way around? like trying out new things or helping them overcome personal problems?

watching something other than Harry Potter was for sure a starter-

[tw: mention of child murder]

ok, for real now, one major impact you have had on him was choosing his victims-

as much as he hates, for example, the Boseman kids, he won't kill them because he knows they are very dear to you - which is really something coming from William.

he instead goes for random kids that get lost around the pizzeria, but shhh-

going for something more wholesome now-

William actually starts taking better care of himself when it comes to personal hygiene! his hair was so fluffy after he washed it for the first time since god knows when-

also, even if he (in my headcanon at least-) can actually cook, i don't think he ever does it for himself because "it's a waste of time" so he mostly lives on pizza and other snacks. but since he met you, he started making his own food! well, he mostly does it for you, but you take no shit from this bitch and convince him to eat as well.

if you also cook, expect your food to be his favourite! whatever you cook, William will eat.

[J]

Jokes - do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?

since he is so small™ he likes hiding around the house and/or pizzeria just so he can jumpscare you.

this bitch thinks it's funny how you react-

he also likes scaring the Boseman kids as a way of revenge when he has the chance, not to mention your help is really appreciated.

remember how Jerry jumped on William's back when he had the spring bonnie suit on?

well, he still does that - quite often actually.

to give "the little shit" a scare, William asked you to carry some pasta (rigatoni - to be more precise) around you, so when Jerry jumps on his back again, you can step on them to make a loud cracking sound - i think you can see where i am going with this.

as expected, a few days after he asked you to carry it, Jerry jumped on his back. as William falls to the ground with the kid happily laughing on his back, you step on the pasta-

crack

Jerry immediately stops laughing, eyes getting wide - he starts apologising only to be cut off by William's laugh.

of course, you go and calm Jerry down and make sure he's ok. after that, you turn back to the man behind the slaughter who is still laughing his ass on the floor.

the bitch-

you still wonder why you helped him with this-

Jealousy - do they get jealous easily? how do they deal with it?

oh boy, does he get jealous-

this jealousy doesn't come from a place of mistrust tho - it more likely comes from a place of insecurity.

he's afraid someone will come into your life and would charm you so much that you would leave him for them. not to mention there are moments when he thinks you deserve better than him, so he wouldn't really blame you if you left, but if this were to happen, it would really devastate him.

when jealous, William becomes a bit more touchy with you - mostly holding your hand/s or wrapping his arms around your waist.

even if he wanted, he doesn't know how to talk to you about this, so sometimes at night, when he has had a particularly hard day dealing with his jealousy, he would ask quietly

"Y/N? you still luv me?...right?"

you can tell he's very insecure because he didn't use one of his usual pet names for you. just wrap your arms around his head, bringing him closer to you in the process. peck his forehead and tell him you still love him. let your fingers play lazily with his hair.

he would then take a small breath, mumbling a small "thank you" as he lets it out, then would bury his head deeper into the crock of your neck.

if you ask him what's wrong, William would just tense up a bit before saying "nothing."

don't press the matter up, just let him know that whenever he wants to talk about what's bothering him, you will always be there to listen - he would be ever so grateful for that.

[K]

Kisses - are they a good kisser? what was the first kiss like?

i wouldn't say he's the worst, but he's not the best either - do what you will with this.

when you first kissed him, it was like kissing a wall- he just froze on the spot. he wanted to try again, but it ended up with just a small peck since he was way too embarrassed to do it properly-

(more) Kisses - how do they like to kiss you?

more like "how does Wiliam like to be kissed" since this man over here almost never initiates kisses-

he just loves it when you rest your hands on his hips, bringing him closer by them, or when you run your fingers through his hair. he also loves it when you hold his face and caress his cheeks during the kiss-

when he kisses you tho, William doesn't go for your lips - he goes instead for your neck, shoulders and jawline. he just really loves kissing you in those places since it makes him feel a bit dominant when doing so.

[L]

Love - how do they show you they love you?

as i said above, gift-giving! this is his main love language actually!

speaking of love languages, spending quality time together with you is one of them - not to mention you can also spend your time together cuddling (physical touch.)

he also shows his love through acts of service, be they big or small - he wants to show you that you can count on him if you ever need to!

when it comes to verbally expressing his love tho, he kinda sucks-

William may master the art of bullshitting people, but when it comes to you, he is just unable to can-

he doesn't want to manipulate you, he wants to actually tell you how he feels, it's just that he has never done that before, so it's kinda difficult for him.

even if he doesn't say it often, he really loves you <3

Love confession - how would they confess to their partner?

the only way this man would confess is if he's drunk-

that's it.

it's either you who confesses or his drunk ass self-

[M]

Memory - favourite memory together?

one of William's favourite memories of you two would be that night you spent together for the first time at your house.

you were both laying on your bed, talking about whatever, telling jokes while laughing your asses off, gossiping your co-workers. it may be pretty vague, but it's one of his favourite memories because it was the first time since forever when he actually enjoyed someone else's company - when he actually felt happy to be with someone.

[N]

Nicknames - what do they call their partner?

he usually goes for "luv" and "dear/darling" like the British man he is-

also, when he simply calls you by your name, no nickname attached, he is surely bothered by something and doesn't really know how to bring the matter up or is just having a shitty day.

Nightmare - what is their worst fear?

he has some fears, of course, but one regarding you is simply losing you - losing you in any way possible (be it dying, you leaving him, losing you at the store-). this man can't stand the feeling he might lose you someday.

poor boy-

William actually opened up to you about this fear (shocking, i know-) then he told you about the remnant (not all the details, of course-) and asked you to trust him and take a dose of it, just so one of the ways he could lose you to be cut off the list.

[O]

Oddity - what is one quirk they have?

being a murderer, so quirky-

eh, i don't know if this counts, but his cat-like personality?

(here is the evidence for that :D)

i don't know, i just think it's pretty funny and accurate-

On cloud nine - what are they like when they are in love? is it obvious for others? how do they express their feelings?

he is pretty much his normal son of a bitch self as long as he is not around you. when he is around, William is either a bit more retreated than usual or he tries getting your full attention, there's no in-between.

also, he isn't as much of an asshole as he usually is, but just when you are around.

for those around him is pretty damn obvious - especially for Cassidy, who just teases the living shit outta this man-

g i f t g i v i n g

this man is gonna give you so many gifts-

in the beginning, he would give you stuff like chocolate and maybe flowers.

but as he gets to know you, his gifts will start to vary.

he will even craft them himself!

[P]

PDA - are they upfront about their relationship? do they brag about their partner in front of others? or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

he would hold your hand/s, or have an arm around your waist, but that's pretty much it. he doesn't like PDA that much because of vulnerability - he doesn't want others to see him in that state, so he won't go over the board with affection in public.

not to mention Cassidy's never-ending teasing - he absolutely hates it.

if you do decide to get a bit more affectionate in public tho, he will just mentally curse you- that until he gives up and accepts his loving fate <3

William does brag about you, quite a lot actually, but mostly when drunk-

[Q]

Quirk - some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship

his ability to read people and their intentions, i guess. it's not always accurate, but it's something to take into consideration.

[R]

Rhythm - what song reminds you of them?

i can't choose a single song, so here are the top ten that came to my mind-

Alive - Anthony Warlow

Blood // Water - grandson

Come Little Children - Erutan

Horrible Kids - Set It Off

my boy - Billie Eilish

People I Don't Like - UPSHAL

Rise a Little Hell - Jeremy Jordan (also, almost all the songs from Bonnie and Clyde - The Musical make me think of him-)

Stacy's Dad - cover by annapantsu

That Beautiful Sound - Alex Brightman

Trust in Me - Scarlett Johansson

BONUS:

top five songs that i think would remind William of you/would make him think of you :D

100 Years - [Clover] OR3O

Arms Tonite - Mother Mother

Bonnie - Jeremy Jordan

Church - Fall Out Boy

Love Like You - Rebecca Sugar (i had to put this one here too-)

[S]

Support - are they helping their partner achieve their goals? do they believe in them?

of course! his main type of support would be financial support since he has them money-

this might be the only occasion he would actually try using the art of bullshitting™ on you - he would try to help you become more confident in yourself and in your abilities, even if he has to lie a bit to do that-

even so, i see him as the type of person to cut your wings early on if your dream is unachievable - he just doesn't want you to suffer when finally facing reality.

[T]

Time - how long did it take you to get together?

ok, ok for this i have two possible scenarios:

1. not very much actually, after a few months since William has had his feelings towards you figured out.

he drunkenly confessed tho-

2. so, William isn't the best at hiding the fact that he has fallen for you- let's say it takes you at most two months to figure out his feelings towards you. since you do feel the same towards him, and you know for a fact this man isn't going to tell how he feels without some help, you decide to act around him like you already are in a relationship - he is a smart ass man, he has to figure it out, amirite?

wrong-

this man has no idea what's going on.

why the fock are you acting like that towards him? do you want something from him?

you couldn't possibly like him back? could you?

nah, these are just hopeless dreams-

one day tho, you were talking with Henry and he asked what plans did you have for the day after your shift, to which you say

"oh, i am just gonna spend it with my boyfriend!"

William, hearing what you said from up the stage where he was fixing one of the animatronics, almost fell off his chair-

since when did you have a boyfriend?

man became sad :(

he tried to focus more on the animatronics for the rest of the day.

as everyone's shift came to an end, the only people left in the pizzeria were William and (surprise, surprise-) you. he had to stay for a bit more, some problems with the animatronics. and you? you wanted to keep your boyfriend some company <3

after some time since your shift ended, he finally notices you-

"aren't you supposed to spend the day with your boyfriend?" he asks in a cold tone.

"i am, silly."

walking on the stage, you hug him from behind and ask him if there is anything you can help him with, or if you could bring him something to eat/drink.

he tenses up.

'wot the fock-'

he finally put the pieces together! incredible-

"... since when am i your boyfriend?"

"four months i think-" you laugh a little at his dumbfounded expression.

you then explain to this poor little man the situation - it makes him feel like the biggest fool in the world.

"does it mean we are official now?" you ask him grinning.

William smiles warmly at you, such a rare sight.

"yeah, i think it does."

shit, i turned this into a small one-shot-

anyway-

[U]

Upset - how do they act when you’re upset?

this man has no idea what to do-

he will awkwardly pat your back or hug you, not saying anything because he doesn't want to say something stupid and upset you even more.

he will stay by your side as much as you need, trying to help you feel better in any way he can.

if you want to be left alone, he would let you be, but not more than a few hours-

even if he won't know what to say, William would still listen to you if you want to tell him the reason you're upset.

[V]

Vaunt - do they like to show you off?

of course he does - he wants everyone to know that he is yours and you are his! he just doesn't go over the board with it - that when he is sobber-

when he is drunk, oh boy, he's all over you, more touchy than he usually is in public.

William would tell anyone who cares to listen how great and perfect you are, that he's the luckiest man alive, etc. all that while he sits comfortably onto your lap with one arm around your waist so he won't fall-

usually, the next day he won't remember a thing, but on the rare occasions he does remember he would feel so embarrassed-

embarrassed not because he loves you, hell no! embarrassed because he can't tell you how much he loves you when he's sobber if that makes sense-

[W]

Wild card - a random fluff headcanon.

it's more crack than fluff... oh well-

one time when William was wearing his fancy yellow bunny maid dress, you called him a pretty english boi and he was internally screaming-

what did our man decide to do after that? wear the damn dress randomly so you will call him that again-

and of course it worked!

as you have guessed, whenever he wants you to call him your pretty english boi, he will wear the dress.

if, for example, you have to go to a funeral, and on the exact same day he wants to hear his special pet name coming out of your mouth, he will go to the funeral wearing the maid dress-

he's such a silly man, amirite?

[X]

XOXO - are they very affectionate? do they love to kiss and cuddle?

William absolutely loves those - especially a combo of the two! still, he rarely, if ever, initiates them because it makes him feel vulnerable - a feeling he despites.

even so, if he thinks you haven't paid enough attention to him, at the end of the day he would plop himself onto your lap, regardless of what you're doing, arms crossed over his chest and a small frown on his face as he demands hugs and affection-

just wrap your arms around his waist when he does so, and he would melt on the spot, wrapping his arms around your neck while quickly hiding his burning face into its (the neck's) crock.

as i said a few times here, he gets more touchy when drunk. he will be all over you in this state-

you know how cats sometimes nuzzle their heads into your hand when you don't pay enough attention to them? that's exactly what William does-

[Y]

Yearning - how will they cope when they’re missing their partner?

when you have to go somewhere for a pretty long period of time, and he can't come with you for whatever reason, he will try focusing more on his work at the pizzeria as well as... other stuff.

if he has to do sketches for some of the animatronics, expect his mind to wander off for a bit and draw you instead - or to make said animatronics based on you!

if there's the possibility you can talk on the phone, William will try talking with you every night before going to bed, just so your voice can be the last thing he hears before he falls asleep.

this man is adorable <3

[Z]

Zeal - are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? if so, how?

he would literally kill for you and for your relationship, so yeah-

Zen - what makes them feel calm?

when you hold him - as i said somewhere in the beginning, it makes him feel safe and taken care of when he's in your arms. the sound of your heart also calms him as it assures him you are still there with him.

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i really enjoyed writing this :D guess it's easier for me to write headcanons-

while writing these i come up a small idea - if you want, you can send me a letter (or more) from this list and i will try turing it into a small one-shot! :D

for example, if someone sends an ask with "A - activities" (also mention which word if the letter has two! :0) i am gonna try writing an one-shot in which the reader and William spend their time together! :D

Miller

Or

Will af

I drew this to celebrate over 200 followers on twitter >:D (@ ryo_creampuff)

Who am I???

“hey... was there anyone ever working here who, i dunno... looked like me?”

WOAH,, I'm a sudden blueycapsules enjoyer, I still love pathologic but either way, have some fanart

oh fnaf,, my beloved

Ermmm im gonna have to explain this one…

I used to be a blueycapsules fan but in the BASED way and Phil is me af… sowwy🥺

Goofy Blueycapsules doodles B)

i don’t really like these but I wanted to post something

horse ?!

THE SPOILBKY!!!

William drawing!!!!

i wanna hold his hand

impulsively did this!!! its so!!! goofy!!!

the crop is weird idk how to fix it [sobs]

random scenario popped into my silly little head-

not sure if this was actually a trend or something but-

there where people making "top 10 people i would cheat on my partner with" power points only to put characters like Shrek or actors (example)

and like-

imagine doing the same thing with William but-

"here are top ten people i would cheat on you with!"

"wot-" (he so confused-)

"Y/N, are you serious?"

"only one way to find out!"

*William presses 'enter' to start the presentation*

"number one - no one. i would never cheat on you! <3"

"i sure hope so-"

*William presses 'enter' again*

"number two - Dave Miller."

and like-

he just stares disappointingly at you while you're laughing your ass off-

Finally read the whole blueycapsules thing. He/They gays stay winning

william afton after catching his son kissing the guy he fucking despised for like 8 months: