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Hello everyone. I struggled with what to post, but after some months I figured it out. Here's my Ever after high tier list of ships. Its alot, so I'm not going to explain them all. I guess I could explain more detail for each category, like what I mean.
1. BITCHES GET MARRIED: It means I really love the ship and that I could see them being together forever after.
2. They're cool: Means the ship is fine, it's not to bad, and I still have some love for the ship.
3. Eh: Means, I don't see too much for them. Like, the ships aren't bad but I also don't see anything for them.
4. Bleh: It means I can't exactly see anything for these ships, like for example, Alistair x Bunny. The two characters in the ship are fine, but, between the two they don't really have any chemistry together and they aren't too interesting.
5. ERROR: Means, I dislike the ship in general and I see these characters more as friends, or siblings. Like for example, Daring x Apple, I see them more as friends/siblings considering they were really just together because of destiny.
6. I really don't know: It means I don't know where to put them, or I really just don't see anything for them. Like friendship or even romance. Or I'm really unsure of where they should go.
Alright, there you go. Now you know what I mean by each category. I hope you like my tier list as well.
(Update: so, in the ERROR section of this tier list, I won't say every ship I dislike, they wouldnt be my fave but I don't care for them as much. I can't really explain it but with rapple(raven x apple), I actually don't mind the ship, it's an ok ship. Darling x raven(don't know the ship name), I don't mind that ship either. Now that I'm looking back at this post, some of the ships I never really disliked in the first place.)
Blondie and Cupid are playing hide-and-seek
*Blondie is underneath the bed*
Blondie: she would never find me here
Cupid: boo
Blondie: *screaming* How
Cupid: Well, i heard your heartbeat
Blondie: ....
Cupid: What
Blondie: That's horrifying
Just imagine how horrifying it is if c.a cupid Hears people heartbeats
Cupid: I got you something *gives her a small box*
Blondie: *opens the small box* Oh, it's a collar. *Puts on the collar* I didn't know that you were into bdsm
Cupid: *holding a dog* That was for the dog
Blondie: Oh
Hide-n-seek
Apple: Where is blondie
*Meanwhile in a coffin*
Blondie: Day 7 water is scarce, and food is short. Can you hear the bells !?
At the park
Blondie: No running you piece of shit
Darling was running: I'll run as much as I want to. Running is a great way to clear up last night bad choices. I had cheesecake. I'm just loving life
Darling falls on top of rosabella
Rosabella: Help, I'm under attack by a lesbian !
Apple: Blondie, I heard no one is going to your birthday blowout
1 minute later
Apple: What do you mean everyone's going to the birthday blowout !?
Darling: I mean, are you invited?
Apple: Of course I'm invited!
Apple starts to fake cry: Blondie always hurt my feelings
On a date
Cupid: So, who asked to be-
Raven: I was forced
Blondie: Oh
Apple: Don't be silly. You agreed to this
Raven: did I
Apple looks at her: real funny
Cupid laughing her lung out: they're so cute together, awww
👁👁
She here
Finally, my cupid doll is not alone anymore
Evie: I'm never gonna have to see any of you fuckers ever again
Blondie puts her head down
Evie: Oh blondie. I might still hang out with you, blondie. You're cool
Blondie: I wonder what my girl is texting
Cerise: Other bitches
Blondie looks at her: really
Cerise: Yep
Blondie:.... CUPID !
Rosabella: Why would you say that
Cerise: Destruction
Justine: Just call her
Blondie shaking and calling apple and Apple answered the phone
Apple: Hello?
Blondie: Apple
Apple: Who is this ?
Blondie: Apple
Apple: Who's calling?
Blondie: it is me
Apple: What?
Blondie: Will you go there
Apple: Go where? What
Blondie: do you eat ?
Apple: What the hell is this !?
Blondie: I've got the money
Apple:
Blondie: Apple
Justine breaks the phone: Blondie, that was…..chilling
Blondie: I blacked out
In the hospital
Blondie: My wife, she'll get upset if she you touching me like that on my chest
Cupid: I am wife
Blondie looks at her, and the heart monitor starts to increase
Blondie: Hey 💓
Raven as a vampire au
Game night
Blondie: Okay, your turn, babe
Cupid: I put raven as a lion
Raven: a lion cupid really for your information. I'm a vampiric butterfly. Furthermore, I put Cupid as a pretty little moth
Cupid: You think I'm a fucking moth !
Raven: I said it because you like books, mon cher
Cupid: Oh, so that means I'm a fucking insect !
Blondie: I think I'm going to win again
Blondie: You being ridiculous
Cupid: You think I'm ridiculous imma show you ridiculous
Cupid gets her iPad
Blondie: What are you doing
Cupid: Don't mind me
Blondie: Babe, step away from the ipad
Cupid clicks the reset button
Blondie: NO
2 hours later
Holly: What did you do
Cupid: I reset her iPad
Holly: I got an aed!
Cupid: Where did you get that
Holly: from my mom
Ashlynn: Cool, let's try
Holly puts aed pad on cupid: ready ?
Cupid: Yep
Holly pushes the button: Uh cupid ?
Ashlynn: she's not responding
Holly: You know what? Put her on the bed, and when Blondie comes, tell her that she's sleeping
5 hours later
Blondie was watching tv and heard Cupid screaming
Cupid: Jesus Fuck. How long I was out ?
Blondie: For like five hours, babe
Cupid: Oh shit
Apple: Are you schisophrenic, Blondie?
Blondie looks at Cupid
Cupid as a hallucination: tell her no, chérie
Blondie: No
Apple: You sure
Blondie: Yes
Apple: You keep looking at a wall. There's no one there !
Holly: Can I please have two guyros
Ginger: Gyros
Holly: Yeah, guyros two of them bitches
Ginger: Gyros
Blondie: Can we please have two gayros
Poppy: can I have one
Blondie: Anyway, two gayros, and it's my birthday today
Ginger: Dawg
Poppy: I know you fucking heard me you walking ring pop !
Ginger: How about you perras get out !
Holly: Damn bitch, is you greek or Spanish?
Well there's room for so much angst tbh. Like the line of the actual book starts with 'All of this has happened before and will happen again' so this boy legit goes in loops with the Darling girls. It's hinted that even Wendy's mum knew him and had adventured with him. And in the end it's mentioned he take Wendy's daugethers for adventures too. Plus the quotes i checked out for this other project i have as pretty bittersweet.Again I love this elaboration and seriously need more lols!
Some OC and Canon Character Relationships for my Peter Pan/Ever After High AU
Peter is an irrepressible extrovert. Why do you think he periodically left his island to make new friends and bring them over before the legacy system? He will be friends with anyone who doesn’t rub him the wrong way first, and even them if they say sorry and he thinks they mean it. (Prejudices like sexism and the bias against villains’ children are just more silly grownup nonsense to him. You should make people sad only for perfectly logical reasons, like if they hurt puppies for fun or won’t give totally deserving immortal boys chocolate they totally deserve. But he’s never properly got the ‘sins of the parent’ thing. Yeah, he fought every Hook from the cycle’s start, but that’s ‘cause every Hook was themselves bad and wanted to fight him first! Right? …Isn’t that how it went?) This whole ‘maturing’ thing is very, very New and Hard and Scary, and he develops a deep fear of losing his nerve on it after coming so far, aware he’s had a consistent habit of forgetting any emotional growth he got in the past. His personal affections are fickle and impulsive day to day, especially in the beginning. His strongest bonds are undoubtedly with Scarlet and Fire Lily. Peter’s beloved or at least admired and appreciated by the masses for his innumerable daring feats, generally nice disposition and of course singlehandedly keeping the cycle of destiny in Neverland turning all this time. However, it can be difficult for him and others to discern between his friends and mere fans. At first, he doesn’t care. What matters is people think he’s cool. The more attuned to how bad the status quo is and how important others’ needs and rights are he becomes, the more he favours Rebels like Raven, Maddie, Kitty, Darling, Cerise, Ramona, Ginger (if you give him good food, he is your friend for life), and Melody. He still loves plenty of Royals as people and slowly learns how to see the world in less black-and-white terms to maintain his friendships with them. Some will find him annoying or bratty, but it’s difficult to truly hate him because, well, if you have an ounce of self-awareness as the Hooks are famously lacking, it seems absurd to hate a child who probably neither knows why you do nor is bothered that you do. Hating people is Not Fun, so he’s reluctant to commit to it, so it’ll tend to be an unsatisfyingly one-sided animosity on your part.
Blondie is eager to interview the illustrious Peter Pan. Always glad to talk about himself, he doesn’t see much problem with her nosiness, pickiness and lack of respect for privacy and appreciated her ability to put an entertaining spin on anything. He sometimes assists her collecting gossip.
Duchess is one of the few who actually do hate Peter. She cannot stand that she’s doomed to a tragic end of loneliness and heartbreak, while his life is an endless procession of fun, freedom and happily ever afters. Plus, he’s a loud, tactless nuisance. He mistakes this for a tongue-in-cheek rivalry and accordingly enjoys teasing her for a long while. Eventually he does figure out Duchess is really hurting, regretfully dropping it, but his usual tactics to make people feel better don’t work with her. Left no other options, he confesses he was kinda attracted to the first Wendy Darling and it hurt him deeply to say goodbye to her forever, so he can’t imagine how awful her destiny would feel. Then they just keep their distance from each other in strange understanding.
Sparrow and Peter get along great. The boy is happy to be a diversion or nimble fellow pickpockets in Sparrow’s thefts. He might want to keep one or two shiny things, but often the look of revelation on the victim’s face is payment enough. This friendship mildly strains Sparrow and Duchess’s relationship.
Scarlet and Faybelle are instant BFFAs. They both noticed they were the most genuinely enthusiastic and happy kids in the first General Villainy lesson and struck up a conversation. Now when Scarlet needs a truly understanding ear (well, it’s more that Faybelle lets her vent and then changes the subject to something different, usually herself, but talking to her always makes her feel better) or just wants some no-questions-asked, no-strings-attached mischief, she knows the Dark Fairy’s daughter has her back. Faybelle cheers her on during her sports games. They help each other with work in their several shared subjects.
Scarlet: I mean, I’m honoured to inherit my father’s role and all, but I don’t want to be just another Captain Hook, you know? I want to be that Captain Hook.
Faybelle: Right? And the Evil Queen stole my mother’s part, so I’m stuck in the shadow of two villains! I can enjoy being evil and still want to be special.
Scarlet: That’s exactly it! You are so much better than the fairies in Neverland.
Faybelle: Of course I am. I’m better than everyone.
Scarlet: Except at piracy!
[They laugh and high five.]
Faybelle isn’t impressed by Peter at first, but after he tells the story of the original Tinkerbell trying to kill Wendy as a funny anecdote in an interview with a very underprepared Blondie, she realizes his moral code is also pretty flexible. So she allows him to tag along with her and his sister a few times, and warms up to him. As long as she stays nice to him and Scarlet he’s cool with all her villainous… quirks and he has many lifetimes’ experience in troublemaking. He has no idea why more people don’t like her. She seems similar to him and almost everyone at school likes him. Having real friends who trust and accept her helps Faybelle a lot, not that she’ll admit it. The chaotic trio confide in each other their respective gradual turns toward morals and the worries and insecurities they give them, like Faybelle’s dissipating hostility to her classmates and crush on Briar, Scarlet’s interest in and protectiveness of her identity besides villainy and piracy and Peter finally catching up on the remorse and empathy he’s been delaying.
Scarlet also befriends Darling (her favourite fencing partner) and Ramona.
Meghan is friends with Ashlynn, who shares her kindness and love of nature, Blondie, who shares her curiosity and secretly wanting more out of her destiny, and Briar, who shares a pack of younger siblings and knows a lot of ways to have pure, undiluted fun. Since she can plan all those parties so flawlessly and keep up with her work while having narcolepsy, Briar must have hextremely efficient organization and time management skills. She’s a mentor of sorts to Meghan.
Fire Lily has never needed a lot of friends, he’s most comfortable with just a few people who understand him and he can come to when he needs to while able to do the same. So he only has a couple friends other than Peter - a childhood friend he’d lost touch with and now becomes a responsible big brother to - Scarlet - a childhood rival annoyingly good at antagonizing him and getting his flawless facade to crack, who he comes to see as a sister through association with Peter - and Meghan - who he has seamless platonic chemistry with on his first day. He bonds with Cedar over their love of art. Her honesty is refreshing and forces him to face and resolve his mistakes and problems; it isn’t always fun, but he knows there’s more to life than fun unlike certain people, and doesn’t back down from the challenge. Ashlynn and Hunter are his allies in environmental activism. Neverland has much better harmony with nature than Ever After, so seeing the mainland’s level of harmful industrialization is quite a culture clash.
The most effective thing about Ever After High is that every student has their own personal struggle that adds another element to just how life-ruining the destiny system is.
Apple is so terrified of what will happen to her if she doesn’t follow her destiny, that she is willing to compromise everyone else’s happiness to make sure it happens. This disregard for other people is only encouraged by the influential adults in her life.
Ashlynn has to be a servant to an abusive family and live knowing that the ultimate end to her supposedly happy ending is dying to set the stage for her daughters traumatic backstory, starting the whole cycle over again with no chance for any of them to escape.
Blondie feels so pressured to fit in to a deeply classist/monarchist society and ashamed of her parentage that she constantly presents a fake version of herself to everyone she knows, even her best friends.
Briar has to spend her whole life waiting for the moment her destiny comes and she falls asleep for a century. She knows that when she’s woken up, she will be forced to marry a boy dozens of years younger than her who she’s never met and live knowing that everyone she ever loved is dead and gone, the very things that she watched cause her mother’s emotional breakdown.
Cedar’s father was so afraid of watching her repeat his mistakes that he overcorrected, making it impossible for her to ever learn lessons for herself. She is also forced to share incredibly personal details with anyone who asks her questions, and can’t be trusted by her friends with any of their secrets, and it’s all because of her father’s past trauma.
Cerise has to hide who she truly is and never gets to see her family together and happy despite the fact that her parents have potentially the most healthy and mutually beneficial marriage in the whole franchise.
Daring was groomed from birth for a destiny that ends up not actually being his at all, leaving him aimless, feeling as though he has no purpose and has wasted his entire life.
Darling is forbidden by patriarchy and destiny to become a knight, the only thing she really wants, and at which she would be better than both of her brothers. She has to hide who she is and what she loves from everyone she knows
Dexter lived his whole life never knowing what his destiny would be but also knowing that whatever it was he’d have to commit to it forever the moment he discovered it at Legacy Day.
Duchess has spent her whole life knowing that the story she’s commited to living out ends in tragedy for her, and then had to watch the very people she’s been jealous of for years because of their seemingly happy endings give up those endings, while Duchess, loyal and rule following Duchess, is still stuck with her tragedy.
Faybelle tries so hard to commit to what she sees at her destiny that she’s never had a real friend in her life. Even still, no one recognizes her for all that effort and all she’s given up to be a suitable villain. Everyone is more afraid of Raven, who doesn’t even want to be evil.
Hunter has to constantly go against his moral compass to fulfill his destined role as a Huntsman and to try and make his father proud of him.
Kitty has been taught over and over again to value her Mother’s approval over all else, even at the expense of her friends. Her destiny is to create mischief, but how much more mischief can a dissolving world take before it’s too much?
Lizzie finds it almost impossible to express love or care for anyone else due to her mothers excessive conditioning that’s nearly akin to brainwashing. The saddest thing might be that her mother is actually, in her own way, trying her best to prepare Lizzie for a world that will only ever see her one way—as a villain. Now she lives in Ever After, princess to a kingdom that might not even exist for much longer, having given up everything for a destiny that may soon be impossible.
Maddie is a refugee forced from her home into a world she barely understands at a tender age. But she cannot express any angst or negative feelings about this circumstance, because to do so would go against her character. She lives in a world obsessed with destiny and stories while not even knowing if she’ll ever be able to return home and live out her story.
Raven is judged by almost everyone around her for her mothers crimes, many of which were required of her by destiny in the first place. She is nearly forced to commit to becoming a tyrannical megalomaniac (and almost falls into it herself, several times) who would be sentenced to lifelong punishment and torture for committing acts that weren’t even her idea in the first place, and the one punishing her would have been the very girl who begged so often for her to stop being so difficult and just follow her destiny.