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3 years ago

Andrew, having consumed enough caffeine to kill three horses and crawling on the ceiling: where are the fresh children for me to feast upon !!

Tobey picking up a cross and backing himself into a corner: What the fuck what thefuckwHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUC-

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Andrew: I have something to tell you…

May: you can tell us anything.

Andrew: Im bi

Peter: knew it

Tobey: finally.

Uncle ben: …

Aunt May: Ben no.

Uncle ben: HI BI IM UNCLE BEN.

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Peter, directly into the intercom: attention shoppers. My friend is hot and ready to trot. He is single and ready to mingle. He is-

Ned, physically wrestling the mic out of his hands: PETER.


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