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Hello I just started following your page because I am a sucker for Durge and Gortash XD I saw the one comic about how Durge felt bad about killing Orin, who he saw as a little sister, and it is an interesting dynamic. I am so used to them being hateful rivals, so seeing them as siblings is a nice concept.
It does make me wonder what their life would have been like if Durge had forsaken his father and took Orin away from their hellish life? I can see them not giving up murder but still having the protective and wholesome sibling relationship (with a bunch of dead bodies following their wake) >u>
hello there my friend! thanks you for the kind words😊
so, I would like to say that the idea of the two of them growing outside the cult was something interesting and something that would have been like a good ending, but, unfortunately, very unlikely.
in my opinion, that would have never happened for two things:
-the cult would never give up searching for them. they are literally the children of their god, and both Orin and Durge would never had a save place to hide because of them. and without counting the the creepy butlers that follows them no stop , and of course, Bhaal himself.... there was not chance to escape alone. (Durge barely escape Bhaal's total control thanks to the the parasite)
-most important, is that Orin would never escape the cult on her own choice. different from Durge, she was born to it, she never experienced how to be outside of it. she would have fight Durge with teeth and claws if he decided to run away and take her with him.
she would always choose Bhaal over Durge.
But those are my thoughts, let's just enjoy the idea of them growing up free (apart from the dark urges) .
I think they would grow up as mercenary or assassins. they are good at killing, and my Durge would be the leader, having a moral compass more nice than hers, and in general be more smart and understanding of how things work.
here a scene how I think would happend:
Adventure time!
was bored in class, did this.
DURGE use genuine CARE and AFFECTION on ASTARION: It's super effective!!💘
Would love to see an au where your durge was able to save orin and they could be siblings who arent doomed to kill one another
Hello Anon, and sorry for the late reply! didn't mean to, but I had a lot of things to do...🥲 still, thanks you for the kind words, you are amazing!❤️
so, an AU were Orin could be saved is not really believable, seen her fanatic behavior, but just for the love of the the 'what if' i think she will join the fight against the absolute only because her brother is set on doing it.
just like befriending Minthara, not everyone will be ok with her ( the companion she kidnapped and Jaheira they will be against her and I think the approval rate of Durge will take a heavy hit because of that), but I think that everyone would do an effort to stand her, just for Durge.
here a scene of this AU that I thought when I read your comment 🙃:
Imagine a Bhaal and Fell sitcom style situation.
Where out of nowhere your favorite son stops wearing his executioner clothes and wears turtlenecks stating:
It's not a stage this is the real me. And if you'll excuse me, I'll go read stories to children in hospitals and donate to charities.
aaaanndd it is what happened, lol🤣🤣 it is actually really funny, good idea @popex-springpinter !
here what I have imagined:
Gale: We have a very big problem, we cannot challenge Kagha without her killing all the Tieflings. Any suggestions?
Dark urge: 🙋♂️
Gale: No Killing
Dark urge:.....
Gale: Nobody? Any suggestion is welcome.
Dark urge: 🙋♂️
Gale: NO EATING BABIES!!!
Dark urge:.....😡
*There is a gnoll in the camp*
Shadowheart: *Looking at Jacq*
Shadowheart: *sighs*🤦♀️ What name did you give him?
Jacq: Cupcakes 🥺 👉👈
Jacq may have lost his memory, but the few pieces of his weird personality is are all the same, lol
nothing to add.
just boobs.
boobs
this came to me in a dream
House of hope themed memes I guess ✨
Unhinged text posts: Gale Edition