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Parents sold me to one direction au but it's fuckin Bernard Dowd being sold to the Waynes, just for gits and shiggles
Dick in Gotham handling a hostage situation at a local university. Some villain crashed a party in the student apartments and has the whole building locked down. Dick is in there with Damian, and they finally make it to the floor where the bad guy is and they’re having this big tense stand off before the final fight…
and then one of the college students who this guy had huddled in the corner grabs a chair and just fucking clocks this guy. He hits him over the head so hard that the chair breaks and the guy COLLAPSES. Dick is like . Oh??
And then the student turns around (with a truly unhinged glint in his eye) and Dick recognizes him and realizes OH . Oh this is Tim’s boyfriend. That’s the crazy guy who recruited us to go beat up cultists with him. Yeah we didn’t even need to come he had that handled actually
Bruce, running his plan for an undercover operation past the batkids chillin in the living room while post-‘knowing secret identities’ Bernard is there: -and then we will hustle the information out during pool, start stakes low and give them a false sense of security before winning
Bruce: obviously Tim will do that part
Bernard: Tim sucks at pool tho? He can barely make any in and, hell, I made it into culinary school with how many times I was sent to the kitchen to shoot after he hit the cue ball in
Dick: Tim? Our Tim? The one who wins every time? Who was the cause of the rule in the mansion against us ever playing pool
Damien: such a baby, gets stabbed one too many times by sore losers and just has to ruin it for the rest of us
Duke: Tim has hustled all of us outta so much money that at this point it is a part time job for him
Bernard: ??? Tim never wins against me?
All turning to Tim:
Tim, face completely red: he- he always gets so excited when he is winning and he just looks so cute- and his trash talk is basically just flirty banter- and it’s not my fault when he looks like THAT
Tim, shrugging: he just has an unfair advantage over the rest of you, like maybe if any of you were attractive you would start winning pool more too
Jason: and he wonders why he’s been stabbed so many times
Tim: so… what’s your body count?
Bernard: uhhh, like four I think??
Tim: huh, I thought you said you slept around a lot after high school?
Bernard: OH you meant that body count. yeah no that’s closer to fifty
Tim: … Bear what the fuck
Tim, reading from a magazine: If you could sleep with one celebrity, who would it be?
Bernard: easy, red robin
Tim: what?
Bernard: the celebrity I would sleep with, red robin, superheroes count right?
Tim:
Bernard: I mean, I would never cheat on you babe, but if you gave me permission to sleep with one other person it would be red robin
Bernard: I always had a huge crush on him
Bernard: And he’s super hot
Tim blushes, finding it super sexy that his boyfriend wants to get with his alter ago
Conner Kent, looking Tim dead in the eye: I also choose red robin
happy pride<3
inspired by something i saw a couple doing before school ended
IVE BEEN SUMMONED AND YES YOU ARE RIGHT AHHHHHHHHHHH THEY R SO CUTE!!!!!
IT'S AUGUST 10TH, HAPPY TIMBERVERSARY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE 🪵💓
Thank you all for your arts, fics, posts, headcanons, ideas and ofc your love and support. I'm glad to be in the fandom. Thank you, everyone for one more year and i wish us new timberteractions this year 🫶
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Picture this you’re Batman, and you and your family are about to infiltrate a building to rescue Red Robin from a cult, you’re brainstorming how to get inside when RR’s civilian baseline human boyfriend arrives and takes down a wall with an sledgehammer in one single hit.
Tim…sharing is caring 🤲
“Hello Timmy, what a pleasure for you to join us”
Redraw of a Court of Owls Bernard piece. Because if we are going enemies to lovers with Tim and him I want it to be done right 😤
Tim…sharing is caring 🤲
“Hello Timmy, what a pleasure for you to join us”
Redraw of a Court of Owls Bernard piece. Because if we are going enemies to lovers with Tim and him I want it to be done right 😤
Bernard has a tiktok that's just thirst traps of both of his boyfriends. He films them when they don't know, just mid work out or chopping wood for Ma and Pa and looking absurdly sexy, and at the end he switches to front facing camera of himself looking on, sometimes with a drink, looking very smug.
I love how we all just connectively solve our shipping issues is just saying "____ has two hands" Like omg
Like for ex:
"Dick is dating Kory!" "No He's dating Wally!"
Dick's got two hands.
"Tim is dating Bernard!" "No! He's dating Connor!"
Tim's got two hands.
"Clark is married to Lois!" "But he's dating Bruce!"
CLARK'S. GOT. TWO. MOTHERFUCKING. HANDS!
I'll tidy it up, I dont mind picking up after us - Clean by Noah Floersch
Dick in Gotham handling a hostage situation at a local university. Some villain crashed a party in the student apartments and has the whole building locked down. Dick is in there with Damian, and they finally make it to the floor where the bad guy is and they’re having this big tense stand off before the final fight…
and then one of the college students who this guy had huddled in the corner grabs a chair and just fucking clocks this guy. He hits him over the head so hard that the chair breaks and the guy COLLAPSES. Dick is like . Oh??
And then the student turns around (with a truly unhinged glint in his eye) and Dick recognizes him and realizes OH . Oh this is Tim’s boyfriend. That’s the crazy guy who recruited us to go beat up cultists with him. Yeah we didn’t even need to come he had that handled actually
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I have seen every family member be Danny reincarnated but I offer this Danny is Bernard. This can go two ways: Danny has had his memories for years or he gets his memories due to a plot against him.
I personally like Danny having his Memories the entire time. Danny going into the cult that had him reunite with Tim as a way to shut it down. Danny sees the signs of teen vigilantism straight away which makes him a lot more understanding in the relationship when it comes to Secrets and excuses. It would be funny if Danny just never mentions that he's a reincarnated superhero ghost not because he doesn't want to tell Tim but just because it gets to a point where they've been together so long he forgot he didn't tell Tim.
Timkon clone baby au except it's timberkon.
Let me explain: timkon clone baby au happens exactly as expected, except that Bernard still enters the relationship at some point. Timkons clone baby is still young so when Bernard joins and is immediately ready to be father #3 it's almost like breathing how easily it happens. It's funny because timkon is obviously great with their baby, but regardless their kid loves Bernard more. Not because he's fun and will do anything but because Bernard is just more fun to listen to? It doesn't make sense but Bernard conspiracy theory history makes him really good at keeping people's attention and it works great on the kid so they end up spending a bunch of time with Bernard. If Tim can't get them to sleep Bernard can. If Kon can't get them to do their homework Bernard can. It's just how it goes. And when the kid gets older? They are even closer cause Bernard is immature at heart and loves to do stupid stuff with their pre teen kid. Do they both get scolded by Tim later? Absolutely. But will they do it again? 100%. And when the kid goes through the "hating my parents" phase and tries to tell Bernard that he isn't their dad, Bernard just doesn't let it phase him. Instead he pulls out the adoption papers that the kid does sign because yes they want Bernard to be their dad!! But the kid fails to realize their "your not my dad" argument now doesn't work on Bernard because he is, Infact their father.
Like imagine the interaction as school pick ups with the Karen mom's that are like
: um thats not your kid
Bernard, picking up timkon kid from day care: excuse me?
: your not their parent you can't pick them up
Bernard: I have no idea what your talking about. I birthed them. There was no adoption process here. This is MY CHILD.
:...that's not possible sir-
Timkon kid: ya he BIRTHED ME MOTHER FUCK-
So this person has opened my eyes to the wonderful world of timberkon clone baby and now I'm just imagining if Tim not only made Caden and Wendy but also made a third. Like what if Tim was tryna wrap up the cloning stuff a few years after the first clone baby was made and after Bernard joined the relationship. he's like 'I should probably take care of that' and heads back into the lab with Bernard who offered to help take it down because he was interested in the cloning science and because he knows Tim will have a hard time doing it alone. except tim accidentally starts it up instead with his and kons DNA, and Bernard who was messing around with things he shouldn't have may have thrown his DNA into the mix. now they have successfully created another clone baby with Tim, Bernard and kons DNA.
Tim and Bernard stare in shock and slight amazement at the fetus sitting in the cloning tube. Tim had forgotten the amazement of seeing life form before your eyes. he managed to pause the process before it was completed but as they look at the life they created neither Bernard nor Tim has the strength to hit the terminate button. Kon is off world at the moment and neither knows how to tell him that while he was gone another accidental clone baby was created so they kinda wait till he gets back 2 months later when the clone baby is fully developed.
The interaction is kinda like this
Kon: I'm home!!!! Hope you guys didn't do anything crazy while I was gone, no new kids right?
Kon half jokingly says counting his two kids and two husbands.
Wait....TWO KIDS????
Tim and Bernard hiding a suspiciously baby shaped bundle in their arms:...ya about that....
Kon: baby, sweetheart, loves of my life. I'm not mad but you can't clone a child with our DNA every time you miss me. At this point they are gonna stop giving me off world missions Tim.
And that's how Kon was yet again blessed with a child after being gone for an extended period of time. He really can't leave them alone.
What do you like about Tim Drake?
His boyfriend. Next question