Been Real Quiet - Tumblr Posts

My Belgian friend has been real fucking quiet since I dropped this one

CHAT IVE MADE A DISCOVERY.

So I was reading this Neal deGrasse Tyson book (cuz I’m a fucking nerd) and it says that if we find intelligent life on jupiters moon Europa (the most likely candidate for life in our solar system) they would be called EUROPEANS

I KNEW IT

I KNEW THEY WEREN’T HUMAN