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Luna: What state do you live in?

Sammy: Constant anxiety.

Morgan: Denial.

Kitsune: Perfection.

Snake: NEW YORK!

Sammy: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Luna: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Kitsune: I got distracted halfway through.

Snake: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Sammy: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Snake.

Euughhhhck

Just got done with my first live on YT

Anyhow take this meme, the audio is mine

Hey uh something that would be good for IBIS paint x and the animation is for the size to be able to reach the 1000's without having to buy premium, because no offense but some people either can't afford it, or are not allowed to get it, and that size is comfortable for many 👌🏻

ACTOR AU LIL TIDBITS

(I accidently made the text the trans flag whoops- eh its not gonna kill me)

Samuel broke down sobbing in Kitsune's death scene, and nobody realised it was real until the director said cut and he was still crying

The script was slightly changed because Catherine has epilispy

Catherine and Samuel are married and have Evelyn, Nebula, and Luna for real life (in the book, Lucas is Luna's father, but that's a whole nother can of worms)

The horror's/delight's don't exist in the movie. Nobody knew what they looked like because their bones were actually just cartilage, which doesn't fossilize. (Plus its been 600 years, and they aren't a big part of the story)

Catherine once had a seizure on set

Everyone is wonderful friends! (And always has some sort of tissue because Samuel tears up easily)

Bane and Hope are acted out by the actual deities in disguise

Bane and Hope also help direct the movie (BECAUSE THEY WERE THERE DUH /lighthearted)

Catherine is actually a lot healthier than Kitsune actually was

Sammy's actor name is Samuel

Kitsune's actor name is Catherine

Luna's actor name is Luna (still)

Evelyn and Nebula have the same names as their actors

Catherine often stresses out, hoping she does the scene right

Thats all!

ayeee take my motherfluffin book

maybe I'll publish it one day aiming for 42 chapters

Chapter one: Shattered Hope

Snow drifted slowly to the ground, coating the trees in white powder. Crunching filled the air as a fox came into view. However, she doesn't look like a typical feral fox. An anthropomorphic looking animal, she rubbed her nose with the back of her hand, blood smearing. A bluish-white fox tagged along behind her, a small branch clasped in her paws.”Luna, you want a snack?” The white fox queried. Luna, the blueish fox, nodded. “Thanks, Mom.” Luna cast a thankful glance, taking the offered piece of jerky.

“Kitsune!”

A voice rang out through the still air, reaching the duo quickly. A navy blue skunk, also anthropomorphic like the two, bounded up to them. His sage green gaze filled with love. “Amor!” He lifted Kitsune into his arms, his lips connecting with her cheek. He yanked Luna into a tight, loving hug, purring. “Hey, kiddo!” He smiled. “Dad!” Luna mrrfed indignantly. Kitsune nuzzled into the skunk's short neck scruff. “Sammy…” Kitsune purred lovingly. “We finished the patrol, Oliver got into a fight with Mom again.” Luna huffed, anger boiling under her pelt. Sammy narrowed his eyes into the distance. “Alright, let's head home. It's getting late.” He began. Seeing their tired faces, he tried lightening the mood. “I made spaghetti!” He attempts to lighten the air. Kitsune purrs, seemingly content with being held close to her lover. Luna was uninterested, rubbing a cut above her eyebrow. Sammy led the way back to the house. Two other anthropomorphic animals were sitting on the couch, and both simultaneously turned their heads to look at the trio. Kitsune steps down from Sammy's arms and walks over to the two children. “Hey, Evelyn, Nebula.”

Kitsune murmurs, brushing her muzzle against the two's foreheads. Evelyn, the white skunk-fox hybrid, met her mothers nose with her own. Nebula, the baby blue skafunx purred and grabbed Kitsune's snout. Kitsune heard a sharp, joyful knock. She approached the door, twisting and pulling the door handle. “Jeremy! Felix! …Jinx?” Kitsune listed the three people in front of her. “Jinx? What are you doing here? I mean, I know Jeremy and Felix are here to drop off mail, but you?” Kitsune muttered. Jinx rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. “So, uh… My king, Emperor Scarab, he… came to help. Your kingdom.” Jinx blurted out. Jeremy and Felix edge away, running to the camp. “Does he want me there? Did I aggravate him?” Kitsune scratches behind her ear, worried. Jinx grabbed her hand. “You didn't aggravate him, but they do want you there. Right now, they're passing time with tea and gossip.” Jinx quickly grabbed her hand and ran to the castle. Kitsune let go of his hand and quickly overtook him in speed. Jinx used his staff to vault over the river, Kitsune taking the bridge. They pushed open the doors to the throne room, Kitsune slammed her foot down in the room first. “I WIN!” The two royals, Queen Catherine and King Scarab glance over. “Your majesties! I- uh, we were just-” Kitsune sputtered. Jinx patted her back. “We've arrived!” He flourished. A dark presence stepped out from the shadows, grabbing them both by the shoulders. Kitsune froze, a horrid shiver running down her spine. Jinx quickly whipped around, swinging his staff towards the intruder with threatening ferocity. The intruder, a gray wolf with piercing yellow eyes, caught the staff.

“Try to hit me with that staff again, I'll shove it down your throat.” The wolf spat. “Oliver.” Jinx hissed. “Jinx. Kitsune.” Oliver's voice lowered as he said the foxes name. Kitsune made her way over to the queen, her tail bushed. “Queen Veneno.” Kitsune bows to the Bluebell Kingdom queen. Queen Veneno scoffed. Kitsune begins to open her jaws, fury in her eyes. Jinx reacts fast and snaps her jaws shut. “Haha, sorry Queen Veneno! She's just a little crabby today, not her fault.” Jinx quickly drags Kitsune behind a pillar. The royals look over with interested faces. “Are they going to kiss?” Queen Veneno ponders. King Scarab raises an eyebrow at the two. “I mean, Jinx has always been a bit touchy, not in a bad way, with Kitsune. Queen Catherine chuckles, not letting either of them know Kitsune is married.

“What was that?!” Jinx whisper-yells. He clenched her shoulders. “You know Oliver would kill you in a heartbeat!” Kitsune thrashes her tail, aggravation leaking through. “She scoffed at me!” She hissed back. “Oh, would I now?” Oliver loomed over Jinx. Jinx yelped, instinctively swinging his staff and smacking Oliver in the face. Oliver snarled in pain and fury, lashing out and slashing Jinx across the face. “Ow, you motherfucker!” Jinx clutched his face. Swiftly, Oliver grabbed Jinx's staff and raised it above his throat. “Oliver, no!” Kitsune shrieked. As the staff came down, Kitsune slammed into him, causing him to get knocked over. They squabble for a few minutes, before Oliver slammed her against the pillar, looming over her. Kitsune’s face flashed red. “No, no, no!” Kitsune struggled, hyperventilating. Oliver raised his claws, but got quickly intercepted by Jinx. “BACK OFF, BITCH!” He snarled. “WHAT IS ALL THE SHOUTING?!” King Scarab roared. Kitsune, Oliver, and Jinx all flinch consecutively. The tall king stormed his way over to the pillar. Oliver took the moment to quickly slam Kitsune's head against the marble floor. “NO!” Jinx screamed. King Scarab grabbed Oliver by the scruff, pushing his muzzle against the floor. “QUEEN VENENO, LEAVE THE SAGE KINGDOM NOW!” He shouted.

“Why should I?!” Queen Veneno shouted back. “YOUR GENERAL JUST ATTACKED OURS!” King Scarab shouted.  Queen Veneno scoffed and grabbed Oliver. “I never wanted to stop this war anyways!” Queen Veneno shouted. She stormed out. Jinx clutched Kitsune close, blood from his cheek dripping onto her chest. “No, no, no, no, no!” Jinx shouted. Queen Catherine rushed over, kneeling next to Kitsune. “Oh my goodness, she's bleeding…” She whispered, mortified. Jinx laid Kitsune against the pillar and pulled out a satchel. “Is Kitsune allergic to desert daisies?” Queen Catherine shook her head. Jinx quickly took out a bundle of the flower and shoved it into Kitsune's mouth. After a couple minutes, Kitsune spat the flowers out, coughing. “W-what… what the f-fuck was that?” Kitsune murmured. Jinx pulled her into a tight hug, sobbing. “Great Bane, Kitsune I thought you died!” Jinx whispered. King Scarab glanced at the duo with a raised eyebrow. “Are you sure they aren't at least, you know?” King Scarab motioned. Queen Catherine chuckled. “You'll find out.” King Scarab nudged Jinx forwards. “Are… you two going to kiss?” King Scarab asked. Jinx slowly turned around with a pale face and monotone expression. “You want us to do what?” King Scarab looked away. “Do you not like Kitsune in that way?”

“Apologies for my language, BUT FUCK NO!” Jinx shouted. He yanked Kitsune close to his chest. “We are merely platonic!” Kitsune's face turns redder. “Kitsune's face isn't exactly proving your point.” Jinx quickly shoved Kitsune away. Kitsune clung to his skinny frame. Jinx blushed a dark red. “Give us a moment, your majesties.” He chuckled sheepishly. King Scarab watched them move out of the room. “I'm gonna say it.” Queen Catherine looked over. “Don't you fucking dare.”

“Wear protection!” King Scarab shouted. “YOUR MAJESTY!” Jinx shouted. “FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING- AGH!” Jinx clutches his curly lavender hair. Kitsune rubs the back of her head. “I-Is this blood?” Jinx slides over. “Unfortunately, yes. But! The bleeding isn't horrible, and I have a first aid kit!” Kitsune sighed and hunched forward. “Don't do that, you'll screw your posture.” Jinx murmurs, pressing a bandage to the back of her head. Jinx slides his hands to her cheeks in a motherly way. “Hey, don't worry, just be careful around him. Ok?”

“Ok.”

Go Betta fish! Go Betta fish!

*inhale*

CREATURE REPORT

CREECHUR REPORT

We're done with our mission! Octonauts at ease, until our next adventure!

Reblog to chant “Go [insert animal species here]! Go [insert animal species here]!” Like you’re in the Octonauts

GIYS ITS NOT LEAVING SOON ANYMORE!

Ok so you know how Carmen Sandiego is rated pg 7? Hm?

PAPERSTAR IS BORDELINE PHYCOPATH! SHE FUCKING DECIMATED LE CHEVRE'S HANDS! GIVE THIS WOMAN A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE! WHERE WAS SHE RAISED?? WHO RAISED HER?? IS SHE HUMAN????

(edit: fixed Le Chevre's name)

Really random but Iove how in season 2 episode 7 of Carmen Sandiego, when they fell from the glider, Carmen actually tried to shield her fall but Graham was just

A b o a r d

He was fucking stiff as a board-

HELP I WAS ACTING OUT GRAHAM IN SSN4EPI2 AND I WAS ACTING OUT

"I don't have a twin. That I know of."

AND I GOT THROWN OFF SO BAD WITH

"I'm an orphan."

HEEELLLLLPPPPPPPP

I'm not trying to be a jerk to orphans, I was just so caught off guard-

I don't think Maelstrom has any strength on his body

He's just that scary

MAKING A YCH WITH CHARACTERS WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO DO

This is what the YCH will look like. It is 5 dollars. Slight changes can be made, it is 5 dollars. 75% of proceeds will go to @mechanicalinfection for their Ko-fi.

Mechanical's Ko-Fi page

(For mechanical: If you want me to take this down, I will! I just want to help out!)

(EDIT: FUCK I MEANT 75 PERCENT NOT 75 DOLLARS IF IT HAPPENS 75 DOLLARS WILL HOPEFULLY GO TO MECHANICAL BUT STILL-)

If you want me do this with a character right now, I will! Please reblog for a larger vote size, and for more people to see.

MAKING A YCH WITH CHARACTERS WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO DO

This is what the YCH will look like. It is 5 dollars. Slight changes can be made, it is 5 dollars. 75% of proceeds will go to @mechanicalinfection for their Ko-fi.

Mechanical's Ko-Fi page

(For mechanical: If you want me to take this down, I will! I just want to help out!)

(EDIT: FUCK I MEANT 75 PERCENT NOT 75 DOLLARS IF IT HAPPENS 75 DOLLARS WILL HOPEFULLY GO TO MECHANICAL BUT STILL-)

@irodimww dunno if you made an AU for Blindybun but here's one

Tangled AU

But there's no Mother Gothel, Blindy (Rapunzel) literally just ran off one day like: "fuck it, I'm gonna go live a damned tower." And Bunster (Eugene) finds Blindy's tower one day, following Flynn's storyline, Blindy just straight up knocks him out, ties him up with his very long blindfold (this is important later trust me), and straight up goes into "Why are you here? You're running from the castle guards? B!TCH I RAN FROM THOSE GUYS DON'T LURE THEM BACK-"

And back to the blindfold thing, at the end of the movie, Bunster is worried (yay character growth) and calls out for Blindy to let down his blindfold, Blindy lets down the blindfold, but Bunster finds no Blindy at the end. He panicks until he looks around and finds Blindy trimming his fur while the tails of his blindfold are severed off.

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!"

"K, sorry. Number one. If something kills me, run. Number two, I just accidently cut the tails off my blindfold, dummy."

Oh and when Flynn would have taken Rapunzel to see the floating lights, it would be Bunster literally just trying to socialize Blindy properly because when they met someone on the way to the floating lights Blindy told a kid the tooth fairy wasn't real

Kk now goodnight

Something to help you get out of writers block!

Make completely new OC's and write little drabbles for them!

Take your existing OC's and do the exact same thing! But, ignore most cannon points you don't wanna follow

Find funny memes and write up to the point in the meme!

Rewrite cannon points in a Fandom's timeline! (Ect. A drabble of an episode of Lego Monkie Kid)

SPOILERS FOR THE BUNNY GRAVEYARD, ACT 7 LABYRINTH

So I was seen by one of the eyeballs, and Silvie popped up!

So I was like "eh fuck it, I'm restarting."

I ran into her, and apparently she didn't jumpscare me on contact

Running into her like a startled quail delays her :>

I have not seen Boomers in the actual game (never got close enough, they always blew me up first lmao) but I'm fairly certain they're just retexured raiders, but wouldn't it be funny if Boomers were really old people who found explosives?

In this essay I will-