Band Of Brothers Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

eugene: *rolls over in bed* you awake?

babe: *rolls over too* yeah~ *kisses his nose*

*snuggles*

meanwhile

webster: *rolls over* are you awake?

liebgott: *violently flops over* bitch, the fuck you want?

Band of Brothers as Quotes I’ve Heard in School Part 8

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8

Liebgott: Calm down, DAVID

Webster: All right, JOSEPH

Speirs talking about Dike: He is dilapidated in the head, like there’s nothing in there

Luz talking about Toye: I met a guy at the gym but it was embarrassing cause I had the weight and I couldn’t lift it

Tab: I’m actually an angel sent from the heavens, that’s why I look like this

Nix: I hit my head on it

Winters: So you died is what I’m hearing?

Nix: Yes

Guarnere telling Babe about Easy Company: We have a thing on our birthdays where we beat the shit out of each other

Roe to Babe: Did you just say “the Paris state flag”?

Babe: I like your laptop

Roe: I got it from my grandpa after he passed away

Babe: ...Why so gloom

Literally anyone: *takes jacket off*

Sobel: Put your shoulder away!

Perconte: If these bitches can show ass, I can show ankle

Lip talking about him spilling the tea to Winters about Dike: I did send a passive aggressive email to Captain Winters

Nix, drunk: Don’t you work at Apple Jacks?

Welsh: Did you just say a cereal?

Nix: What’s it called, it’s like Apple Jacks

Welsh: Applebee’s

Luz: Don’t mistake my smile for happiness

Lieb and Webster r the only two ppl in the whole company that r fluent in German, so does that mean that Lieb could throw flirty German words on Webster and others would be like “oh this is some formal German dialogue tell us Web tell us what does that mean- ”