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Lobster tale? 😅

LOL, I think I wrote a single chapter back in 2012 or something. Back when I was a newbie novelist. It was basically a rom-com about a woman who owns a seafood restaurant and it's close to closing. But there's rumors that a famous food critic, who goes undercover, might be coming to their restaurant and it could make or break her. Spoiler: It doesn't go well. A couple has a LOUD breakup that disrupts everyone's meals, there's yelling about ass-eating (don't ask), and things get worse.

"Take your fucking phone!" She threw that too. "And take your meal. I didn't even want this salty-assed, overpriced seafood!" The frothing woman grabbed the platter off the table and hurled the entire contents of it. Since the coward was behind her, the three-pound crustacean came hurtling at Danielle’s face. Mister Butter Guy jumped in front of her. It all happened so fast. The lobster nailed him in the nose. He fell backward onto Danielle, buckling her knees and sending them both to the ground, corn cobs, redskin potatoes, and spicy Cajun lemon butter raining down on them.

Thanks for the ask, Saga! 😘