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Lar-bear 🥰🥰
u can't call me that, ur not my mom 💀
wdym 😨
Lar-bear 🥰🥰
u can't call me that, ur not my mom 💀
since when 😶
Lar-bear 🥰🥰
u can't call me that, ur not my mom 💀
*snatches the rock in ur pocket*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I WILL AVENGE YOU, ROCK
larry why ur mum kinda... 😍
STOP
what the freak was this
*snatches the rock in ur pocket*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I WILL AVENGE YOU, ROCK
no bitches or significant others?
So, is your mom single? Asking for completly normal purposes
NO SHES NOT
*turns u into marketable plushie*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Actually being a marketable plushie isn't so bad
*throws a broken bong and vape at u*
ey man im quitting and thought u could try and get sum sort of use outta this
their broken 😞
HI LARRY HIIIIIII HI HI HI HIIIII
:3
Hii :3
Your final form: Scary Hairy Larry
time to break into someone's house then
(that's what that's from right?)
//the game ended years ago and we're still here.
My friend.. ahem.. attempted. To draw you (@illegally-illiterate)
looks sick bro
I AM NO MOSQUITO BUT THANK YOU
mosquito i love you 😭💖
ngl I wrote that actually for a class assignment and for some reason I got an F
Every time I see this poem floating around on my socials, I read it in Larry’s voice.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
i'm gunna touch u in ur sleep /platonic
BRO WHAT
IM SCARED