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1 year ago

THIS IS VERY MUCH NEEDED!!! BOTH OF THEM CAN HAVE ME IN ALL THESE WAYS...PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

you're kidding lol

You're Kidding Lol
You're Kidding Lol

mark i swear no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blowing, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip licking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell dissolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and id still ride.


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11 months ago
My Partner's House Is One Mile From Mine. I Have To Cross A 4 Lane Street Without A Crosswalk To Get

My partner's house is one mile from mine. I have to cross a 4 lane street without a crosswalk to get there, take two right hand turns crossing the street both times because there is only a sidewalk on one side of each street, and no level ground on the other.

I found this out because they were sick and I was bringing them pumpkin soup. I don't have a car.

“America IS walkable, you’re all just lazy” my childhood home was an hour from the nearest hospital (by car)


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2 years ago
...I Don't Even Have Words For You Joaquin... Why Do You Have To Be So Drop Dead Goddamn Stunning For???
...I Don't Even Have Words For You Joaquin... Why Do You Have To Be So Drop Dead Goddamn Stunning For???
...I Don't Even Have Words For You Joaquin... Why Do You Have To Be So Drop Dead Goddamn Stunning For???
...I Don't Even Have Words For You Joaquin... Why Do You Have To Be So Drop Dead Goddamn Stunning For???
...I Don't Even Have Words For You Joaquin... Why Do You Have To Be So Drop Dead Goddamn Stunning For???
...I Don't Even Have Words For You Joaquin... Why Do You Have To Be So Drop Dead Goddamn Stunning For???
...I Don't Even Have Words For You Joaquin... Why Do You Have To Be So Drop Dead Goddamn Stunning For???

...I don't even have words for you Joaquin... Why do you have to be so drop dead goddamn stunning for??? Because it's not fair now is it?? 🫶🥰😭

...I Don't Even Have Words For You Joaquin... Why Do You Have To Be So Drop Dead Goddamn Stunning For???
...I Don't Even Have Words For You Joaquin... Why Do You Have To Be So Drop Dead Goddamn Stunning For???
...I Don't Even Have Words For You Joaquin... Why Do You Have To Be So Drop Dead Goddamn Stunning For???

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2 years ago
I Can Make It Anywhere!

I Can Make it Anywhere!


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1 year ago
Authentic Paella - CuisinePaella Is Just About The Most Elegant One-dish Meal Anywhere, But Surprisingly,

Authentic Paella - Cuisine Paella is just about the most elegant one-dish meal anywhere, but surprisingly, it is not hard to make. This recipe has seafood and chicken, and those magical saffron threads that provide its fragrant flavor.


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