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Flash: Are you twins?!

Ben Peter and Kaine: well…

Flash: Do you feel the same thing the other one is feeling?

Flash: Why don’t your names start with the same letter?

Flash: Who’s the evil triplet?

Ben and Kaine: Peter.

Peter: Meh.

Venom: why did you hit me?

Spiderman: brother. i don’t know why i’m hitting you.

Spiderman: But you know why you’re getting beat up.

ant venom: we're going to a candy store?

spider man: what- no, it's night time, candy stores are closed

black cat: we gonna ROB a candy store!

spider man: *sign*

Felicia: Do you value your friends? Cause I do. Cindy is worth 7 dollars, Matt is worth 3, flash is worth negative 6, MJ is worth 4, and  is worth 5. Morbius 1

Peter: Actually, my friends are priceless.

Felicia: Well, mine are worth twenty dollars collectively!

Flash: I think I get it now. Venom is a metaphor for Peter trauma of a stolen childhood and subsequent rage

MJ: Flash, for the last time, Venom is a real Alien parasite and he's controlling Peter