And That Gyro Just Didn't Bother With It After - Tumblr Posts

Somebody tell me HOW THE FRIG Gyro never became rich and famous for inventing OxyChew? You'd think a gum that supplies never-ending nutrition, water, and oxygen on space explorations would be the key to earning him the international respect he deserves, and a Nobel prize AT LEAST. Why didn't he do anything more with that??
And I know what you're thinking- "Nobody wants black licorice-flavored gum!" To that I say shut up (hj), because there's likely no reason he couldn't produce it in any flavor; he only originally made it that flavor because it's probably his personal favorite, and he's too arrogant to accept that not everyone else shares the same views/opinions as him, plus maybe to troll Della. But if it meant respect and fame, you can bet he'd make it in a variety of other flavors!
FR tho, there was so much potential with the OxyChew (including the horribly missed opportunity for Gyro and Della to actually interact at some point), but it just became a throwaway joke like the rest of his involvement with the Spear of Selene.