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Okay but my favorite part about OP’s claim is the fact that somehow we all collectively decided to just shorten and bastardize the Esteemed Bard’s name.

It’s only a matter of time before Will-I-Was Snakesgear turns into the sonnet-writing version of Bickerbrine Cummersnitch

Okay hear me out!

What if, what if I say Willy Shakes has established the norm that every disaster bisexual icon would have:

1. A short fun fling with a woman of colour.

2. A longstanding intense romantic love affair with a white boy.

no but wait listen– THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON TILL TODAY. IN MAINSTREAM POP CULTURE.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

...

I hereby rest my case.

Anybody who even dares to oppose, argue with the fvcking wall.