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Wesley: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Vladimir: What if it bites me and it dies?

Anatoly: That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, bratan, learn to listen.

Francis: What if it bites itself and I die?

Fisk: It’s voodoo.

Francis: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Wesley: That’s correlation, not causation.

Vladimir: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Anatoly: That’s kinky.

Wesley: *facepalm* Oh my god.

This ^ is accurate, that was indeed me. I thought it would get better, then i got to 02x13 (I literally finished season 2 last night)

Marvel, my bae. My joy. The light of my inner fangirl’s life. Why? WHY DO YOU HURT US SO!!!

Cannon has been hurting all over lately. Could someone direct me to some less angsty fanfic? 

Watching the rest of Daredevil season 1 after ep 4 like 

SOMEONE WRITE THIS NOW PLEASE!?!?!?!?!

Vladimir!Vigilante Headcanon

What if Vladimir does not die and his near-death experience, coupled with the loss of his brother and the betrayal of Fisk, makes him rethink his life and he decides to try and help people to make-up for his crimes so he becomes a vigilante alongside Daredevil! His signature as a vigilante is how he threatens criminals with a old-style revolver and gives them the choice whether to give him what he wants or let chance decide their fate (he tells them that there is only one bullet in the gun). He keeps pulling the trigger and the champers of the revolver keep coming up empty until the person he’s threatening eventually loses their nerves. Because of this the media gives him the vigilante name ‘Roulette’ (he doesn’t hide his accent so it’s common knowledge on the streets that he’s Russian). The truth is, however, that there are never any bullets in the gun at all because Vladimir doesn’t want to kill people anymore, he’s had enough death, and he wants to make his brother proud!