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Different things Peeta could say upon Gales return to twelve post epilogue (non serious/funny options only):
“It’s… Dale right?” “Gale” “Dale! Yep, that’s what I said”
“I’m sorry, I don’t have any change” “What-“ “there’s a soup kitchen down the road!”
“We do NOT need a new vacuum cleaner.” *slams front door*
“Do I know you from anywhere?” “It’s me. You know me.” “Don’t! Don’t tell me, just give me a sec” “Peeta…” “are you in adult entertainment?”
“I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times. Yes, I have heard of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ, and no, I do not wanna hear more about him! Goodbye!”
“You look a little big for a Boy Scout.”
(Image Gale shows up in a soldiers uniform or something) “I served my time, you’re not recruiting me into any damn army.”
“You’re too old to be mowing lawns for money, maybe it’s time for a real job?”
“Oh no, I didn’t know daycare could call the army on people!”
“You’re not the baby sitter…”