Aesop Carl X Reader - Tumblr Posts
-To My Beloved-
...I’m alive! I don’t even have an excess except for the fact I procrastinated so hard on this, but it’s time.
This was meant to be a Valentine’s Day post, but as you can see that was 2 months ago...So in honor of the Valentine’s Day event in IDV I’ll do the boys I sent a card to (except for one since it was for Axe boy, my dear son) and because you should always show your partner throughout the year you love them. I'm writing about what they're like on Valentine's Day and all the other days of the year.
This might be a bit OC-ish and has not been proof-read, so my apologies my dears.
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"Prisoner"-Luca Balsa
♡Me to them: “The best baby girl frfr <3″
♥We all knew that baby girl was gonna be on here, it won't be my blog if Luca wasn't here.
ON VALENTINE'S DAY
He is with you the whole day, no joke.
It’s the one of the few times of the year this boy isn’t working on his inventions and he spent it with you.
I honestly don’t know if Luca would like or hate sweets, but he probably likes spicy food. Anyways, if you like sweets, he would get you some sweets...Or try too, he might try and make them. And it would be a disaster. And if you don’t like sweets, don’t worry dear. He makes sure to get you something you love.
He also sets up a nice date area with some help of his buddies. Speaking of buddies. To make it seem more, realistic. Luca made his buddies the waiters, they even wore the outfits. Anyways, he made sure “the waiters” made your favorite dish. And as the nigh was ending and the sun was setting. Luca put on some music and started slow dancing with you, but it slowly turned into a dance competition. You guys had a blast though.
ALL YEAR AROUND
I also like to think he isn’t that good at the whole relationship thing at first. Luca isn’t one to talk about emotions much, since he normally does things logically. He didn’t plan on falling in love it just happened, it was a welcoming surprised. So that being said, you are his first love and this is his first relationship, so you guys had to take it slow at first.
Which was fine since you guys had a nice time taking it slow. You went on so many small dates around the manner. Which was nice since it got him to leave his office(?). You guys still go on small dates here and there, but they’re more romantic.
I’ve probably said this before, but Luca’s love language is gift giving.
I like to believe Luca enjoys writing. And what’s is favorite subject of writing. It’s You. He wrote you letter before and after you got into a relationship. He literally has a book were he writes about you. He lets you read it when you’re feeling down.
Embalmer-Aesop Carl
♡Me to them: “Please bury me in between your thighs <3″
♥He was my first main and I adore him.
ON VALENTINE'S DAY
...He forgot. He isn’t the most romantic guy so it wasn’t a surprise, but it still hurt. Like even if you told him, he would just say “ok” and go on with his day...Is what some would say.
But in the inside, he is just panicking. He completely forgot, so now my boy is running all over the manner to find you a gift. He feels a little bad for forgetting about Valentine’s Day, so now he has to get you something. And he spent the whole day trying to get you something. He got you a flower :).
Anyways, while the day of Valentine’s Day was a...mess. He promised to try and do something romance with you the next day. And he did.
He did your make-up...I don’t know what you excepted. He isn’t one to be romantic but he does enjoy your presence...And your face...And body...In a non-sexual way.
ALL YEAR AROUND
He has no clue how you two started dating. My man didn’t even know until your first anniversary. It was a mess. But his fine with it, only because it’s you. You’re one of the few living people he enjoys, so this is fine.
But dating him is very slow. He doesn’t take well to affection so being close to you, as in shoulder touching, was very difficult for him. You just are on the holding hand stage. And no, you haven’t had your first kiss.
He likes your company. He likes knowing you’re there, he also likes you watching him...(This is so creepy wtf).
As he slowly starts getting more comfortable in your relationship, he gets a bit bold...In private. No PDA, just no. He likes holding you, especially cuddling you. He enjoys listening to your heart beat, makes him relaxed. He also likes it when you hold him, makes him feel loved and appreciated.
Hermit-Alva Lorenz
♡Me to them: “Step on me, pretty please <3″
♥Saw him and I knew I wanted him and I did get him...And have barely played him.
ON VALENTINE'S DAY
Alva doesn’t exactly see the point of Valentine’s Day, but either way he gets you something. He isn’t completely unaffectionate. If you give him something he is very thankful and would give you a kiss.
He would probably spend the day with you, you’re both just chilling. Talking about whatever comes to mind. With some peaceful music in the background as you both just spend the day holding each other.
-I wish i can write more for him but my mind is literally going blank-
ALL YEAR AROUND
He isn’t that affectionate (why did I chose some of the most unaffectionate characters as my bbgs), but if you want some affection he won’t say no.
He likes hearing you talk, it’s very relaxing too him. He just likes hearing your voice and values your opinions and what you have to say. He also likes it when she listen to him talk, he really appreciates it.
-Why is it so hard to come up with things for you Alva...My mind is so blank-
The "Nightmare"-"Orpheus"
♡Me to them: “You’re that weird crush I have, low key don’t know why”
♥I can't explain this one, this is definitely a "hear me out" but you shouldn't hear me out. And I am completely winging this mans part, I’m so sorry.
ON VALENTINE'S DAY
...He knows and he has been planning for this shit for months. He just showers you in gifts and he gives you a hug. He also takes you out for dinner...It’s more like kidnapping though.
The room was so dark and the only light source you had was the candle in the middle of the table. At least there was nice soft music. It was nice, a bit creepy but nice. You guys had a great time, the food was edible so that was a plus.
Now, you both just chill. Still dark af, but it was actually relaxing. He let you sit on his lap and put your head on his shoulder, the music in the background slowly putting you to sleep as he held you. I was gonna say he gave your forehead a kiss, but in this case it would be a peak.
ALL YEAR AROUND
I feel like he is very possessive. He doesn’t enjoy you being distracted, you always have to have your eyes on him. You are dating him after all, you should only be looking at him.
He makes sure you’re always with him, where ever he is, you got to be there. It doesn’t matter where he could be, you must be there. And if you aren’t near him, he literally stalks you out. He once he finds you, he ain’t letting you go.
He holds you a bunch, very affectionate but for all the wrong reasons. He holds you cause he wants to make sure everyone knows you belong to him and only him.
He’s a bird, kind of, so I like to think if he finds anything that catches his eye, like a rock. He gives it to you. He could find a nice stick and gives it to you to show his love. You better take his stick...Just take his random gifts. He gets really happy (can he even be happy?) when you accept his gifts.
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Sorry, this took way longer than needed, I have honestly been grinding Genshin Impact for Kaveh and Baizuh. Excited about that baby girl patch man. I also remembered I have an 'x reader' with Mr. Crowley From Twisted Wonderland from a while back, I'll probably post that later next week or never, who knows.
-You're pretty hot for a living bitch-
-I've been playing IDV again and I've also been playing as Embalmer/Aesop so why not. And I haven’t posted in a month so have this my beloveds-
-------------Embalmer x Gender-neutral! Reader Headcanons-------------
When I imagine datable IDV Characters, Embalmer doesn't pop up in my head. I like him, but dating him isn't for the weak. You have to be patient with Aesop and your love story is most certainly a slow burn. So let me tell you how Embalmer slowly started to open himself to you.
-Acquaintances-
Aesop doesn't like the living, so that's already a difficult start. Aesop doesn't frequently hang out with people in the manor unless they have similar careers and/or interests to Aesop himself.
If you did have similar interest to Aesop, you might get to know him faster. But if you don’t, you’ll probably have to make the first move to get an interaction with him.
I would say you meet (properly) after or during a match. You helped him out a bit, mostly cause you wanted to have a conversation with the guy, but it’s the thought that counts. Anyways, after the round he did thank you. You probably have to save him a couple of more times before you two had a proper conversation.
But the conversation happened...It was awkward as hell, but you did it. And at that moment it was all that mattered. Soon the two of you would have small conversations about random things or ongoing events.
After a (long) while, he starts to slowly start looking for you to have conversations with. He really starts to enjoy your presents much more.
-Attraction-
It takes years for Aesop to start feeling anything romantic for you. He didn’t even know when he started seeing you more than a friend, in fact, he thought he was dying when he got this weird feeling whenever he was with you.
He welcomed the feeling since it felt kind of nice. He didn’t know what it was until he asked a hunter (your hunter of choice)...while being chaired. It was an interesting conversation to say the less. He got his answer though and he was in love. He was heavily taken aback. He never really thought about loving someone and he could barely stand living human beings so this was difficult for him to understand.
At first, he did avoid you. He just couldn’t accept the fact he was in love, so he avoided you any time he could. he just didn’t want to face the fact he was in love.
You would probably have to corner him to get him to talk, but it’ll take a while for him to start talking. So in the meantime, you two just stared at each other intensely, very awkwardly.
But he did start speaking soon, it was weird for him, especially since he didn’t talk much about his emotion. But it felt nice.
And after talking a bit more, you guys started dating. Though it would have been pretty funny if you rejected him, that’s just a me thing. A very cruel and mean me thing.
-Honeymoon-
It’s a little awkward in the beginning I’ve said this word so much during this writing, but honestly, that describes any type of relationship with Aesop but most relationships that begin start a little awkward. He was really distant in the beginning, he just didn’t know how to feel and couldn’t fully comprehend that he was in a relationship. A romantic one at that, but he slowly got comfortable.
He, surprisingly, gets flustered pretty easily. Handholding was so hard for him, man was sweating and flustered as hell. But he did it and honestly, he didn’t want to let go of your hand. He was all warm and so comfortable.
He is 100% the little spoon. He likes the feeling of your arms around him, makes him feel safe and loved.
OH! Your guy's first kiss. Honestly, it was pretty romantic...If you count kissing next to a dead body romantic that is. Embalmer initiated it, he didn’t know what came over him. The moment just felt right to him. He was blushing like crazy when you both pulled apart, he even apologized. You reassured him that it was fine I mean hopefully you did, I would in a heartbeat.
Ok, first time in la sheets. It was slow and gentle. It was Aesop's first time not sure about you, but knowing your reading this I can’t say. Now, I’m not sure if Embalmer would dominant or submissive, but he was there. For the first time, I’m a let you be more dominant. It was a very soft moment for the two of you. You had to reassure Aesop a lot, but you made sure he was just as satisfied as you. You made sure to kiss him a bunch, whether it was on his shoulder, neck, forehead, etc. It was a magical night for you both...Maybe I should write this more in-depth.
-True Love-
Aesop doesn’t date for short-term, he doesn’t go for one-night stands, and Aesop dates for forever. Aesop doesn’t build up relationships easily, so he plans to keep you forever. Til death do you part and even then he plans to have your corpses lay with his when the time comes.
Now I’m sure Aesop wouldn’t want a large wedding, but he would agree to a small wedding or to elope. And the day of your wedding was a day he will always remember.
Embalmer was very happy with your relationship, he never imagined he would have something like this. He always imagined he would live his life alone, but that isn’t what happened. This was the best thing to ever happen to him, you were the best thing to ever happen.
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It’s been a while since I’ve posted, I meant to post this sooner but things came up. But hey, better late then never. Hope you guys have been doing well and have a nice day/afternoon/night.
-Flowers For My One & Only (IDV x Reader)-

-Luca Balsa-
Giving Luca flowers would make him flustered. He never really received flowers before and getting them from you made him so happy. He had such a silly smile on his face.
He made sure to put them in a vase with water. And each time he stared at the flowers, he couldn’t help but smile.
He made sure to get you something too, whether it was a batch of flowers or some jewelry.
-Aesop Carl-
Giving Aesop flowers left him confused. To him, flowers were given to those who were deceased or their family. So he was very confused when given the flowers. Aesop knew he hadn't lost anyone recently and knew he wasn't dead, so what were these for?
After you told him why you gave him the flowers, he kind of just paused and stared. He was grateful but unsure of what to do, he never really received a gift before, or flowers for that matter.
But that didn't stop him from taking care of the flowers until death made them depart. He assembled a funeral for them when they fully died.
-Mike Morton-
He was jumping up and down when you gave them to him, he just couldn't stop smiling. He kissed you all over your face and said thank you after each kiss.
He made sure to give you flowers as well, he wanted his significant other to feel appreciated too. He probably made you a flower crown.
If he had the skin "Cunning" on, he probably took his top hat off and reached inside to give you a batch of colorful flowers. He has been waiting for this moment, the flowers were starting to wither so you knew he has been waiting to give you them.
-”Nightmare”-
He low-key would try to eat them. You had to pull the flowers away from him and explain to him that they are a gift.
He was grateful, but he probably still tried to eat them. It took a few more tries before he stopped trying to eat them. You had to wrestle the big bitch to make him stop.
He did put them in a vase...but he probably didn't put water in it so the flowers died pretty fast.
He did write you a poem though as a form of thank you, he even nuzzled with you.

It has been so long since I’ve posted and I’ve been meaning to write for my boys. Originally I wasn’t gonna add “Nightmare” or Mike, but I thought it would be funny and I had ideas so I went for it. Have a nice day/night/afternoon!