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would you love me if i made a human mleo and his deal is that hes a tmnt nerd and projects himself and his brothers as the tmnt turtles and he draws comics of them and hes a rizzless sword geek and also donnie cut his hair and gave him a bad mullet and he has blonde tips and he wears cargo shorts and goes to a dojo but also actually hes not just a human he really is like an alternate demension human version of tmnt leo hes just also a big fucking nerd would you still love me. human mleo pointing at a picture of rise leo like hes just like me fr (: and everyone shaking their head no. he loves rise but his old school tmnt fan dad disapproves (also why he n his bros are named after the turts). and little does Leo know, tmnt is Real and the Shredder is real and the Krang are Real and he and his bros will need to use the power and knowledge of comic books to save the world when Usagi comes to him for help

he said just stop being american ♥️

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIN YOONGI

This man has all my heart!!!!

Min Genius Yoongi!!!! I love him to the moon and back. From his Gummy smile to the Spitting fire I love every single persona of him. He is one of the best producers I have come across. If I were to define Yoongi I had say he is a complete softie beanie lovely Min Yoongles. I can't express how much comfort this man brings to me and Army in general. His words are so wise and understanding I love him.He is a breath of fresh air in this bad world. Min Suga has a Solution for you.

Feeling bad for my future kids because the only alphabets they will know is A to the G to the U to the STD.....

this is how you fall in love | jjk

After years of drinking and clubbing most days of the week and leaving every gig with a different girl on his arm, Jungkook feels what it’s like to want someone with his entire being.

pairing: jungkook x f!reader

genre: rockstar au, established relationship, fluff, smut, light angst

playlist: listen here <3 | moodboard

warnings: not-so-linear storytelling, my attempt at writing soft giggly sex 🤭, slight sub!jungkook, big dicc!jungkook, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it folks), riding, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, creampie, brief cockwarming, hint of exhibitionism kink if you quint 👀, mentions of insecurities and anxiety. i think that’s it! lmk if i missed anything

word count: approximately 9.3k (i thought it was gonna be 11-12k at one point lol)

note: here she is, my first proper oneshot !!! the title is from jeremy zucker and chelsea cutler’s song ‘this is how you fall in love’ lol how creative, but you should listen to it while reading this bc i feel like it sorta adds to the experience. also my first time writing smut lmao bear w me 😫 anyhoo this jk in particular is so special to me i enjoyed writing this so much !! btw it’s not as edited as i would like but oh well lol

— as always, i’d appreciate any thoughts or comments you may have, and please drop a like and/or reblog if you enjoy reading ♡

Jungkook commands the attention of every room he walks into; and just like right now, he’s basking in all the attention, all the screams of his name from dozens of girls and boys alike in this packed bar. You knew he was a charmer since you first met him, and you had known from the start that no matter how hard you try to resist, you would succumb to him eventually.

Sometimes, you feel as though he doesn’t belong to you—he can’t possibly, right? Not when people are shouting along to every word falling from his lips and you are… well, you’re just you. He’s destined for the world, for bigger things than just your two-bedroom apartment. Loving him is a privilege, and the thing about privileges is they can be taken away.

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