I Feel Like If Remus Isn't Actually Into Doing The Horny Stuff The Others Would Find Out If Someone Made

I feel like if Remus isn't actually into doing the horny stuff the others would find out if someone made a sexual move on Remus and he just uncontrollably retreats from a kiss or something and groans while still trying to keep up the horny ness lol

Or Remus just buffers when someone flirts like "I-i-i-i-i you umm uhhh ERRRR"

Diversity win your Intrusive Thot/Taboo Creativity is Ace /joking

Remus in a paris green animal onesie roman picked our like " :{("

If remus and roman really share a room then there's NO way roman lets remus sleep in the buff let's be real

like roman practically wrestles a onesie on remus or smth cuz "idc you're NOT sleeping in the buff"

Nothing's stopping Ree from taking if off when Ro's asleep (That is unless they're sharing beds too because if so Ro's ass is N O T sleeping until Ree actually does while wearing the onesie)

Orange and patton headcanons

Patton is more muscular and Orange is bony

Patton's the protective one, Orange doesn't give a shi-

Patton hugs orange and orange yells at him but secretly kind of likes it

Orange owns Ushanka hats and Patton just wears baseball caps

Patton=loves cats

Orange=dogs

Patton doesn't know that much about his brothers interests

Since orange is pretty bon Patton tries to get Orange to eat more

I WAS RE WRITING NY FANFIC AND I LOST IT GRRR

GRRRR STOP

Remus often has sleepovers w Roman so they can cuddle bc Roman often needs more reassurance and attention and so does Remus and they feel like they reject one another the least and that is why they just take bean bags and visit one another and then they create palaces of pillow and such and cuddle after soft nap-time adventures (aka their versions of counting sheep etc)

WAIT STOP LIKE???? NORTH AND LIQUIDO’S ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP SCREAMS SALTY EXES

Like these two definitely have a lot of history with each other for even when Shakes was just a rookie North and him are already at each other’s throats like????? Just tell him you miss him sheesh

Like istg the TENSION

(Not to mention the entire other different ballgame(HAHA) that is Coach, Jomo and Vince but let’s stop at that shall we)

-S Stan (also how did Liquido of all people got Best Hair in Broken Record)

IKR WE LOVE SALTY EXES THAT WANT EACH OTHER BACK LMAO

I feel like they always hated each other but liquido would still be upset if the other left tbh.

And have they seen liquido’s hair it’s literally toothpaste 💀