WAIT STOP LIKE???? NORTH AND LIQUIDOS ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP SCREAMS SALTY EXES

WAIT STOP LIKE???? NORTH AND LIQUIDO’S ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP SCREAMS SALTY EXES

Like these two definitely have a lot of history with each other for even when Shakes was just a rookie North and him are already at each other’s throats like????? Just tell him you miss him sheesh

Like istg the TENSION

(Not to mention the entire other different ballgame(HAHA) that is Coach, Jomo and Vince but let’s stop at that shall we)

-S Stan (also how did Liquido of all people got Best Hair in Broken Record)

IKR WE LOVE SALTY EXES THAT WANT EACH OTHER BACK LMAO

I feel like they always hated each other but liquido would still be upset if the other left tbh.

And have they seen liquido’s hair it’s literally toothpaste 💀

I wanna see what it would be like if Janus and Remus went into Virgil’s room long enough to like feel anxious

I feel like if orange and Patton were siblings it would be waayy more toxic than Roman and Remus

Wrath is sort a big no no in most religious morals so while I think Patton wouldnt be “mean” to Orange he most certainly wouldn’t be positive about him. I think a lot of Orange angst (if we get any) will be centred around Patton. Like, your brother is fully against what you represent and literally shed you off of him because he didn’t want to represent YOU (it’s a part of the theory that Orange is what came off of Patton) so I like to think Orange had a lot of pent up aggression since Patton would’ve probably taught him it would be wrong to get angry and take it out on people. Leading the anger to fester and turn to resentment leading to Orange to no longer care if he is a bad person by what he does and in short term turning into a monster

That’s my take tbh lol

@oatmealdaydreams

I saw their headcanon that orange will call everyone by a colour and I’m digging that and then I thought “hold up there’s two blues” so I thought he’d call Patton “blue” and Logan.

“Royal” or smth lol

Or better yet

“Prince Logan”/hj

This is a joke lol

My interpretation of dukexiety: I feel like remus fell first and definitely annoyed virgil more by staying in his room uninvited and giving him weird things. Virgil would definitely tell him to leave but would stop once it became a habit and would just chill. Then virgil catches feelings too but tries to get rid of them because he doesn't think Remus would feel the same or would just brush off, dismiss or ridicule his feelings cuz Remus is...Remus.

When they got together they're def like that one couple that constantly flirt and call each other pet names. However, i think Virgil treats remus normally and just calls him by his name or "dukey". Remus has a whole ass book for things he calls Virgil.

Remus is definitely clingy asf and gets jealous pretty easily, if virgil says hes hanging out with somebody remus starts acting really needy and asks for attention, or he just pouts angrily. Virgil doesn't give af tho, i think virgil is pretty chill and would'nt get jealous. But if he did he'd probably get anxious that he'd be a bad bf if he is jealous or Remus wouldn't care. So he would just shove it down.

Remus used to sleep under virgil's be a lot when crushing on Vee and still does. But sometimes when he feels insanely clingy he climbs inside unannounced and wraps himself around vee. And Vee is just startled but fine with it.

Virgil blushes with Remus easily

Remus has pica and Vee helps him

Remus carries virgil around a lot, and sometimes randomly does it. At first virgil would freak out but now he's kinda relaxed

Virgil feels oddly safe with Remus cuz "Nothing can hurt me and if tehy try Remus would do something waaay more disturbing"

S O B B I N G I absolutely fucking A D O R E all of this!!!

The evil roman au from before:

???: You're brother's so hot..

Remus:Ok? Your loss ig.

???:Your brother is cute-

*Roman starts strangling them*

Roman:WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU-

Ah yes well done Ro you're really showing your support XD