The Yuus In A Nutshell

The Yuus in a nutshell

Fem!Yuu: Yuu but girl Phoenix!Yuu: Yuu but fire birb Nephilim!Yuu: Yuu but giant and old MagicalGirl!Yuu: Yuu but girl and magic Traumatized!Yuu: Yuu but PTSD

Malleus: Why do you not fear me, child of man?

Obey me!MC:...

Obey me!MC: Honey,

Malleus: ?

Obey me!MC: I lived with demons before I came here. You are not more scary than Lucifer, Satan, or Belphie.

Malleus: But, everyone's scared of me.

Obey me!MC: *Grabs his hands*

Obey me!MC: Darling you are a puppy compared to them. All three of them have attacked me, one of them killed me.

Malleus: !!

Obey me!MC: You are an extremely powerful mage but you're obsessed with gargoyles and use your magic to summon fireflies and help people. I will probably never be scared of you.

Malleus: You, died?

Obey me!MC: *Lets go of Malleus* Yeah, but Barbatos brought me back, so it's not that big of a deal.

Malleus: *contemplates everything*

Malleus: *grabs Obey me!MC's shoulders*

Obey me!MC: ???

Malleus: How do you feel about towers?

Honestly I wouldn’t mind being kidnapped by a handsome dragon fae

I like the idea of Rook and Yuu being gossip buddies. Not like regular gossip but like the sort of things Rook stalks people for. Because despite his efforts Yuu is an enigma and at this point he's tried almost everything in his skillset.

So he decided to wax poetics to them and somehow that led to them having gossip sessions that Cater showed up for once only to realize that the tea is leaf water at best and Yuu sees right through them

Yuu: Now in my defense I didn't know birthday punches weren't a thing here. *Deuce running for dear life from the other freshmen in the background.* Yuu: Or that Epel had enough boxing gloves for everyone.

Yuu: *chain smoker stuck going cold turkey since waking up in a coffin* Deuce: *ex-delinquent who would smoke half a pack a day* Gum or patch? Yuu: Patch. Deuce: *hands one over* Ace: *to himself* Am I the good kid now?