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Fem!Yuu: Happy birthday Ace here is your gift!

Ace: You aren't even holding anything

Fem!Yuu: You're gift is having one dumb thing you did in front of me no longer used against you.

Ace: Even the time when I gave Grim a-

Fem!Yuu: We do not mention that.

these tags are so funnyyyy

The Yuus' names

Nephilim Yuu: Kalmana

Phoenix Yuu: Menka

Fem Yuu: Mafuyu

Magical Girl Yuu: Noa

Mirror: They have no magic Magicalgirl!Yuu: *wanted absolutely nothing to with magical powers, annoying mascots, and the petty magical girl coworkers* Yuu: ..Yes I have no magic. None at all

anyways Disney Trigger Warning is my favorite gacha game

Jolly Rancher's are a teacher's best friend

Adult!Yuu: Sam my lovely friendly shopkeeper! I may have only just met you but after shopping for supplies using Crowley's meager teaching budget I can gladly say this will be the start of a lovely relationship

Sam: And to you as well my imp! And thank you for buying all the weird hard candy that's been here longer than the shop somehow.



A Responsible Adult in NRC

Crowley: *Decides to make Yuu and Grim a student*

Yuu, 99% sure they had an actual career: I am a grown adult, I distinctly remember getting a degree.

Crowley: *hears only the possibility of cheap labor* Then you can be a teacher!

Yuu versus (attempted)ghost squatters

Yuu: *On Ramshackle's roof wielding a supersoaker filled with salt water* Trying to take over Ramshackle are you? Well I'm armed, filled with rage, and have a truce with the demon in the attic.

Elsewhere Grim: And that's why Yuu can't help.

Seeing Neige for the first time (and immediately roasting him)

Yuu: Dude looks like it's physically impossible for him to swear. Yuu: Like a kindergarten that thinks butt is a swear word. Yuu: is he wearing the same thing he wore as a toddler but bigger? Yuu: Puberty is gonna ruin his career

Yuu: Now in my defense I didn't know birthday punches weren't a thing here. *Deuce running for dear life from the other freshmen in the background.* Yuu: Or that Epel had enough boxing gloves for everyone.

Honestly I wouldn’t mind being kidnapped by a handsome dragon fae

Yuu and Grim during camp Vargas. Nighttime

Vargas: I'm staying in the cottage. You'll be setting up your tent right next to it. Yuu: *single-handedly restored said cabin during a Crowley caused manic episode where they realized the cottage has been abandoned long enough for squatters rights to kick in.* Um, how should I put this delicately. Grim: *Neither delicate or polite* You set up your tent, me and Yuu fixed up that cottage for us!

Yuu finding out the others aren't allowed to use magic during camp Vargas

Yuu: *Maniacal laughter of Vengeance* Grim: *Laughter of chaotic gremlin*

Would Rook's siblings look more like Savanaclaw!Rook or Rook as he is now? Because out of all the unseen family members I want to see the eccentrics he calls siblings. I'm hoping for a mix of Addams family and James Bond

Malleus: Why do you not fear me, child of man?

Obey me!MC:...

Obey me!MC: Honey,

Malleus: ?

Obey me!MC: I lived with demons before I came here. You are not more scary than Lucifer, Satan, or Belphie.

Malleus: But, everyone's scared of me.

Obey me!MC: *Grabs his hands*

Obey me!MC: Darling you are a puppy compared to them. All three of them have attacked me, one of them killed me.

Malleus: !!

Obey me!MC: You are an extremely powerful mage but you're obsessed with gargoyles and use your magic to summon fireflies and help people. I will probably never be scared of you.

Malleus: You, died?

Obey me!MC: *Lets go of Malleus* Yeah, but Barbatos brought me back, so it's not that big of a deal.

Malleus: *contemplates everything*

Malleus: *grabs Obey me!MC's shoulders*

Obey me!MC: ???

Malleus: How do you feel about towers?

How the other students found out Yuu's a girl

Cater: Riddle freaking out on Ace and Deuce is like catnip for him, nine times out of ten whatever those two caused is hilarious and his depressed brain needs the giggles.

Floyd: He was the one who suggested Yuu shock Azul in exchange for free food. 10/10 best idea this week, even got Jade a bit.

Silver: Sleepy boy got sleepy and because Yuu didn't want him to fall and have to explain to Lilia about why Silver broke his nose, she chose to have him land on her chest instead of face planting in the hallway. Probably would have been easier to explain that than having Silver think he needs to take responsibility or make amends.

Ride or Die Trio

Yuu: You think the Dwarf Mine would make like a cool hangout? Deuce: Aren't there still ghosts in there? Yuu: I live with three ghosts, Grim, and what's probably a demon in the attic, a spray bottle full of salt water works against all three. Ace: Ooh! We could hide things from Riddle! Deuce: We could hide from Riddle! Yuu: We could plan to usurp Crowley and replace him with literally anything! Yuu: And it would still do more work than Crowley

I like the idea of Rook and Yuu being gossip buddies. Not like regular gossip but like the sort of things Rook stalks people for. Because despite his efforts Yuu is an enigma and at this point he's tried almost everything in his skillset.

So he decided to wax poetics to them and somehow that led to them having gossip sessions that Cater showed up for once only to realize that the tea is leaf water at best and Yuu sees right through them

Nephilim!Yuu during the Fairy Gala

Yuu: *230cm/7ft 6in*

Fairies: *like one foot at best*

Fairies: *distracted by Yuu and ignoring the catwalk*

Leona: Fucking knew I didn't need to help

The Yuus in a nutshell

Fem!Yuu: Yuu but girl Phoenix!Yuu: Yuu but fire birb Nephilim!Yuu: Yuu but giant and old MagicalGirl!Yuu: Yuu but girl and magic Traumatized!Yuu: Yuu but PTSD

Yuu: *chain smoker stuck going cold turkey since waking up in a coffin* Deuce: *ex-delinquent who would smoke half a pack a day* Gum or patch? Yuu: Patch. Deuce: *hands one over* Ace: *to himself* Am I the good kid now?

What Yuu was doing during the race

Yuu: *Sipping tea* Toby:*Sitting on Yuu's lap* Yuu: *petting Toby's head thinking he's Grim*

Phoenix!Yuu in Harveston

Phoenix!Yuu: *Wearing both their own and Epel's applepom* C-cold. Phoenix!Yuu: *Eyeing the fire in the fireplace* Phoenix!Yuu: *Shuffling towards the fireplace* Want warm.

Epel: NO!

since cats like computers because they're warm and since Ortho is mechanical, does that mean cats flock to him and his warmth? Do cats flock to him while Idia watches on in a mix of jealousy and smug pride?