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Oh Don't Worry I Like Suffering And De-coding This Is So Fun
Oh don't worry I like suffering š and de-coding this is so fun
I actually kinda almost memorized atdash so it kinda worth it šā
sagau with the language barrier issue except... the creator is sick and tired of trying to ask for things so they do everything themself.
and it gives their followers mass anxiety bc they can't even ask what you're doing... bc they know they won't understand anything...
SUCH A GENIUS NARVI 10/10 GOOD WORK SORRY IM SUPER LATE BUT THIS IS *chefs kiss*
Like, that's literally how I feel like I first played Genshin LMAO
Also this has a cont. Part 2 at the bottom bc tumblr fucking hates me UPDATE I FIXED IT THANK FUCK
Paimon was like "and then we go to Mondstadt- ! NO, not Wolvendom, to Mondstadt! NOT THE THOUSAND WIND TEMPLE WITH ENEMIES OUT OF UR LEAGUE, ENTER MONDSTADT FOR THE FIRST TIME BEFORE U EXPLORE THE REST OF THE MAP!! >:("

SO MANY IDEAS YET SO LITTLE WRITING SKILL GUYS HELP-
Also warning this is ROUGH in terms of spelling and editing and im so sorry abt that! I have my art show today so you're welcome to come back if you want to see it a little more readable tomorrow lmao
Edit Update 4/6/23:
Revised and fixed all the bad spelling and grammar (hopefully) so make sure to give another read if you havent read the cleaned up version lol
I dont have a beta reader so its just me trying my best ok-
Everything was like kinda chaos tbh at first
WOW- MY FIRST 1,000+ NOTES POST??!?! U GUYS, WHAT ARE R YOU DOIN??!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! IM GLAD U GUYS ENJOYED IT SM!! Also look out for more encoded stuff in the future since i mentioned wanting to continue stuff like this + ARG stuff :) <3
Like u wake up under the Irminsul, and u think ur hallucinating a goddamn gacha game for like a solid 5 minutes, or ur lucid dreaming,Ā
but once u actually took what felt like hours to process that u might actually be in fucking Genshin Impact-
Nahida came running from, somewhere?? Its kinda just very floaty dreamy in here so, unclear, sheās beaming with a giddy little smile (š)
Itās⦠so much more than what her game model could manage.
I mean, you knew that, of course you did, but- to see the tiny goddess smiling in person, her cute chubby arms waving in the air, her cheeks all plump with baby fat from her excited smile, pretty green eyes that sparkle only in the way excited toddlers do-
It was justā¦wow. š„ŗ
You canāt help it, her sheer carefree excitement, exactly like a child but you know that she must be really overwhelmed with joy if shes letting herself act like that so blatantly, you feel ur muscles tug gently into a smile, you try to muffle it but ur happiness leaks out anyway
She's panting as she stumbles on short chubby legs to reach you.
After just staring at you with those big green clover eyes for a few seconds, she physically shakes her head to knock herself out of it,
Nahida places her hand over her heart, and bows elegantly, going back to looking at you with a small but bright smile, her voice is kind of quiet, muffled in a soft way, much like her game depiction,
āHzozn! R'ev yvvm dzrgrmt gl nvvg blf! R wrwm'g gsrmp blf dlfow wvhxvmw fmgro R dzh zg ovzhg z uvd gslfhzmw bvzih low!ā *
ā¦Nahida begins to look a little concerned⦠her eyes get impossibly bigger.
ā¦Oh no.
ā§
Nahida had apparently quickly spread the news that you canāt understand them, but luckily it seems like all the characters still know you!
Alhaitham is pretty much a constant by your side, you knew he was vaguely studying linguistics in the akademiya⦠but that knowledge still didnāt prepare you to be intensely stared at with his diamond pupils for hours. š
Then heād tap your shoulder or something, and you quickly picked up that he wanted you to just try and say something.
Then he would scribble for hours.
Turns out they can understand you about as much as you understand Teyvat language (s? You canāt even tell if there are multiple languages, thatās how unrecognizable this language is, damn)
The more extroverted or friendly people, like Venti, Yoimiya, Kazuha, Jean, Noelle, Amber, Xingqiu, Hu Tao, Zhongli, Ganyu, Barbara, Beidou, Collei, Ayaka, Gorou, Nilou
At least attempt to talk to you, and try very hard to watch what you gesture with your hands or body language
They're pretty much ready to play charades at all times for you lol
Interestingly enough, they only ever understood you when you typed in the chat (with other ppl)
But even then not immediately,Ā
Sumeru scholars basically had to make a whole new department (regardless of how much you play with others) to decipher your ancient language (to them) like those old clay tablets with cuneiform weāre still translating?
Like that, your words appear in elemental magic heavy places (so like that abyss lang. Itāll appear on walls or structures, so like Andriusā stone colosseum? in Wolvendom gained some of your chat replies inscribed and glowing a rainbow of colors on the top edges of the walls)
Much like the abyss language you see throughout genshin, most Teyvat scholars (across nations/internationally) agreed your language is the oldest form of language known!
Itās like modern languages having roots in older ones, like English with Latin, greek, or German roots, or Sanskrit and the Prakrit for Hindi language today
ā¦so of course no one really speaks the root languages anymore, because theyāre so old, so those ancestors who spoke those languages would have little to no understanding of their modern counterpartsā¦
ā
Occasionally if you turned your mic on for whatever reason there would be a gentle whisper on the winds in Mondstadt of your voice,
or your laugh in the waves washing ashore in Inazuma and Fontaine,
your startled noises or screams from battling bosses mixed with the landslides in the mountains of Liyue
So they know what you sound like, but that doesnāt mean they understood your language :/
Nahida had been hoping that youāre actual physical form being here would help improve the language barrier
But unfortunately, those things remained the same, but at least you were physically here to talk to now and give more content for the scholars to study rather than them having to make do with your snippets of language from chats
ā¦so needless to say, it took you a long time to realize they viewed you as a god of sorts.
You kind of knew something was up when at least two allogenes were by your sides at all times, or eremites would replace them if they really couldnāt stick around
You figured they knew you werenāt nearly as combatant-ready as they were at all times, hell you obviously didnāt have a vision hanging off you somewhere, and you only really had a knife strapped to a belt, courtesy of the Thirty Corps
You are still kind of convinced that the people of Teyvat, or Sumeru at least, are just pretty polite (and in the allogenes case, very kind or friendly, even people like Alhaitham or Cyno, resting bitch faces they have, seem to soften a little when theyāre walking around with you⦠maybe youāre just imagining itā¦)
And as much as you would love to wait until they understand you to do something more fun, as you can see the frustration on Tighnariās face (and his ears try to flatten back hehe) as he looked like he was debating heatedly with some of the Sumeru sages who insist you stay in the city
ā¦so why not go?
Itās not like theyāre going to get it anytime soon, and itās still too frustrating for yourself to charade things or draw things for them because you canāt even hear their guesses š
You can totally handle being like the traveler too,Ā
You still have access to your inventory afterall! Plus, lucky for you, you still find a pass for the Serenitea Pot in your little pocket dimension!
So now you have somewhere to sleep at night, and while most of your stuff went to the travelerās pack, the things like Primogems
(which.. Okay now you really want primogems bc theyre so pretty and shiny irl)āØļø
And other high-level things, or just objects of no use for the traveler (so basically all your hoarded level up stuff and infinite amount of weapons lol) came along with you
So you did have to wander the first week or so around the city and even commission the Adventurerās Guild to grab you food supplies to cook with
Filling up, along with a few big waterskins, youāre off!
...and everyone collectively has a heart attack!
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When you show up in Ghandaraville essentially all āāØļøšāŗļøāØļøā on Tighnariās doorstep-
He chokes on the tea heād been sipping on before he opened the door lol
He looks a little frazzled so you try to just gesture with ācalm yourself small animalā energy with your hands
āTivzgvhg Oliw! R'n- R- sld wrw blf-?! Mvevinrmw, xlnv rm, xlnv rm, ivhg! ...R mvvw gl hvmw z nroorlm ovggvih mld gl ylgs gsv vmgriv xrgb lu Hfnvif, gsv Zxgrmt Tizmw Hztv, zmw gsv Nzgiz nlhg orpvobā¦ā he began out looking at you and talking and gesturing to his small dining table (the game sucks, his house looks great and has lots of cool rooms filled with interesting plants⦠ooooā¦so pretty...)Ā
But then he kinda just devolved into rambling, no need to understand, you can read the vibes and just know that's what he's doing lol
Collei eventually ducks in, and she looks a little panicked?
Sheās quickly followed by Cyno, pushing past her to call out into the house,
His voice seems hard and stressed, looking at Tighnari, āGrtsmzir, szev blf hvvm gsv Tivzgvhg Oliw zmbdsviv, gsvb dviv hvvm xlnrmt gl Tszmwziezeroov ozhg-āĀ
Cyno stops and blinks.
Colleiās mouth is slightly dropped open, she also just, blinks.
You blink.Ā
Tighnari blinks tiredly, he looks like heād rather be done for the day, you think.
The doctor sighs, and moves his head to nod towards the other dining seats.
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Sumeru foods are so much better looking in real life, and theyāre so good too, your practically bloated by the end of dinner,Ā
As a thank you, bc u cant say it obv, you just gesture for Tighnari to stay sitting, and he gives you a raised eyebrow and a suspicious ear twitch
But stays still, and you reach out to finally hit the eight-pointed star hovering over his, and all playable characters chests at all times.
Like you suspected, it brings up a holographic character menu, but rather than his full model, it kind of hovers in front of Tighnariās face, replacing his old 3D model self with framing the real thing for a portrait just in front of his face
The poor Denro user nearly jumps a foot out of his chair as he looks in shock at your screen, you do the same āchillll boyā gesture with your hands and press his shoulders for a second to remind him to not run off or panic
Cyno and Collei had done the dishes and put up leftovers, and are now standing behind Tighnari, watching with equally wide eyes,
ā...Dszg ziv gsvb wlrmt gl blf?
Cynoās voice is even deeper and quieter than usual, you feel goosebumps run up your spine
āZiv blf tvggrmt yovhhvw, Nzhgvi Grtsmzir?!ā Colleiās sweet voice is also hushed like sheās witnessing something sacred, Tighnari gently shakes his head negatively in response, his shoulders shrugging,
āNzbyv? R uvvo... z orggov hgilmtvi, zmw nb Erhrlm rh zxgrmt fk zh dvooā¦ā
Though heās replying, Tighnariās eyes havenāt once left your ancient magic? technology device? hovering in front of him,
and as he crosses his arms and squints to try and look closer at everything floating in front of him, you can see the childlike gleam of awe in his green eyes, (so cute) in fact, now that you glance up and look, both Collei and Cyno have the same quietly excited and fascinated sparkle in their eyes too
With a displeased sneer, you chuck his old level one bow into the material grinding spots, hope he wasnāt attached to thatā¦
Oh well, heāll like the new one better, afterall, with no characters, all your best weapons and artifacts are ready to use!
With a small smile of reassurance, you finally finish gearing Tighnari up, tap a miniature version of that 8-point star in the corner like an āXā button, and it retreats like a classic TV setšŗ turning off into his chest, he startles but then carefully stands
You decide to just start making decisions bc its worked out so far ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
And grab his hand and haul him out into the forest, Collei letting out a surprised squeak, her and Cyno hurrying after
You reach the nearest clearing, and gesture at Tighnari like a bow and arrow firing, he gets it, and your glad he already trusts you, because he doesnāt take long to summon his bow
He takes aim at a smaller tree about two cars length away
You can feel them all holding their breathe, as Tighnari charges it with Dendro, the arrowhead glowing, (it looks so cool and badass irl god you feel envious even tho ur already here-)
The ranger lets it fly, it streaks neon green, whistling through the air, it hits the tree-
and it fucking explodes.
Vines and leaves and the trees roots all rapidly swell like theyre filled with water, like it literally got hit by a superhero with plant powers, which, not that far off actually.
The green floating Dendro seeds make a ring around the tree its so full of elemental energy-
You give a wild grin, you still got it, hell yeah. >:)
Your grin widens as you look over at Tighnari, Collei, and Cyno
Cyno has a smirk lighting up his face, eyes eager, Colleiās jaw has dropped and sheās just frozen staring as the tree finally settles from the burst of the dendro powered arrow
ā¦Tighnari has lowered his bow, and his mouth is only slightly open, his ears perked straight up into the air, shaking with excitement? Happiness? Interest? You donāt know how peopl-animal-hybrid ears work,
and you STILL cant talk to any of them to ask what they thought, so looks will have to do >:/
Tighnari is the first to move, his head snapping over to look at you, the brightest, kinda feral tbh, smile taking over his face-
āBlf pmld, dv xzm'g fmwvihgzmw blf, zmw blf fh, bvg R xzm'g dzrg gl hvv dszg rm gsv dliow blf'iv tlrmt gl wl mvcg. Blf'iv znzarmt."
⦠and you just š? Cool!
And give a thumbs upšLMAO
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Bonus:
Alhaitham was literally running around Sumeru City trying to find you when you left, tho you did try and leave a translatable-in-3-to-5-business days-note, he didnāt have time to translate that because you were gone.
Or worse, lost in the city, and he would never forgive himself if he lost you, esp as Acting Grand Sage-
Kaveh got a letter a day and a half later from Tighnari letting them know you were having a sleepover in Ghandarvaville lol
Kaveh also had to hunt down Alhaitham to give him said news, then force his roommate to go sit or lay down for the rest of the day to recover lmao
(Haitham honestly kinda freaked Kaveh out bc heās never seen him that... desperate, it was like seeing a statue emote lol)
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ARE YOU KIDDING WE ALMOST HIT LIMIT AGAIN?!
Bro has anyone else had this problem???
ANYWAYYYY SO I FINALLY CAVEDĀ
I literally had to switch from PC to mobile and copy and paste it there to get all my shit in and tumblr not throw a hissy fit???!!!
FUCKING TUMBLR- SUCK MY BIG FAT- š¹š¹ UGH
And started doing ciphers for when you dont get teyvatās language! I meant to do something fun like this for awhile but I wasnāt sure if that would be kind of annoying, but if youāre interested in learning what they actually say (which the whole point of this is that dw it doesnt rlly matter lol) hereās a hint:
:> good luck!
*hint = Atbash
Wish me luck on my art exhibition today!! Then Iāll be homefreeeee š
Safe Travels,
šā
ā” the beloveds ā”
@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist
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More Posts from Yin-yun
Ok ok i'll continue (*^ā½^*)
@lookismaddict
(And also i like historical manhwa's or any fantasy story that might be the cause of the setting in my dreams)
And also foget to tell you all I HAVE A FUCKING SON WITH THAT F#CKING B@STERD
Some parts of the dream i kinda forget but remembered some parts
I love the baby but HATE THE FATHER
the son kinda looks like this
(This is just a reference so you can image it)

I am the daughter of the grandduke's, and i was in a different empire then Daniel's i was in empire where the ruler is F#CK CHARLES CHOI WTFFFFF i was surprised and she(Nana) said that Crystal is my friend but......
B!TCH IF YOU REALLY ARE MY FRIEND YOU COULD HAVE STOP THAT B@STERD OF A DUKE FOR BE#TING ME LIKE IM A F#CKING TOY YOUR THE F#CKING PRINCESS YOU HAVE POWER TO STOP THAT B@STERD same friend you are Crystal š THIS IS WHY THE FANDOM HATES YOU (sorry if your a Crystal fan)
After that story Nana said i was shock, nervous but mostly angry cuz i have a f#cking @busive gun's for a husband but good thing Gun wasn't there Nana said he went overseas with goo business that Charles orderd they won't come back for at least a year or 2, so a got the mansion all to myself
Yayyyć½(*āāā*)ļ¾
but it was pretty boring though, not having technology and sh!t so i changed into a more appropriate clothing the clothes is not a kimono but a more victorian it was a pale blue long sleeve dress/gown with a white floral design and i have a white summer hat pale blue flower design and went outside of the mansion in a carriage, then before i got in i heard a childs voice, i turned around and saw a little boy running and cling to my leg and said "mama, mama can i come, can come" whit this expression on this face o(ćļ¼¾ā½ļ¼¾ć)o how can i not say no i love children (not the annoying once) so i let him come, idk i did that i was just curious on how historical/fantasy world is and Gun was nice enough to leave lots when i say lots i say A LOT of money, idk how this fantasy world has a black card but ohhhh well a got a lot of money soooo |( ̄3 ̄)| Im in the market place with Nana and my Hades(my son), we where just walking around and trying food at one point we separated she went with Hades to same random toy store while i was walking around and i saw someone in the alley way and you would not believe who it is šš
It was f#cking Eli he was wearing modern clothes he has bruises and dry blood all over him while holding a sleeping yenna in his hands with very few scratches on yenna, i was surprised and shock but i kinda also fangirling (it was Eli what do you expect me to do š) i stop fangirling cuz he was in terrible shape so i called the coach man help him into the carriage and also said to the coach man to call Nana and Hades back, while i was holding yenna so we went back to the mansion I ask Nana if there where doctors here and she said she will call them immediately, as she hurdly go to to a carriage to call a doctor, (there was no doctor in the mansion) i ask the knight/guard to carry Eli into a room and requested a maid to bring me a warm water and a towels and also clean clothes and said to a butler to take Hades to his room, as as they did what i requested and settled yenna beside her father, i unbotton his shirt and dang he got ABS i went anime nose bleed and literary said to myself ācontrol yourself Ashia(not my name) his is in literary almost dead state you need to calm down and help himā as the maid went in with the thing i requested, i gently wipe the dried bl00d and bruises so it won't get infected, i ask a butler to change his clothes after that Nana came back with a doctor, the doctor did a magical examination on him that shock me i was like ādang magic really bro i could do soo many things with it āĻ(ļ½āĀ“)Ļā after that thought the doctor was done and when i looked and was shock he was all healed up, the doctor said "he will be fine Duchess Ashia him and the child just needs some rest, im surprised he still alive because of that internal bleeding, but no need to worry i have healed them now" i was relieved on what he said "I'll be leaving now" he continued while bowing and left I dismissed everyone including Nana as i stayed in the room i wanted to admire his face (dont judge me, who wouldn't do that |( ̄3 ̄)|) his handsomer than i expected what i assume was that this Eli is the current design cuz of this hair style and clothes, i was getting bored so i left the room to let him rest by him self
i went to the library and read a book or two i got side track a saw the the sun was setting i ate in the dining room after that i came to check on Eli if he was okay, and i called Nana for some water and food in case he wakes up, i was fixing his blanket and he suddenly open his eyes and looked at me and said "Heather is that you?" That surprised me (Im offended you just called me a d3#d girls name, is it cuz of my f#cking hair!!!?) but i play it cool and said "Im sorry but thats not my name, Im Duchess Ashia" and smile, as he situp he said "Aaa sorry my bad" a forced smile he made "where am I?" He questioned acting calm but i could tell he was panicking but didnt show it i answered his question "Your at the Yamazaki Duchy" i continued with a question "who are you and how did you get into that state on the alley?" he answered me with "Ahhh yeah I forget to introduce myself Im Eli jang, and it was a blur i was fighting with my friend against this man a horrible man that i wanted d3#d" as he look like his about to k!ll someone, it made me nervous and afraid cuz of his expression, when he saw or feel my nervousness he said "Ohh sorry for saying that to you, i must have scared you" he was right and i said "No its alright he must have been a horribly man if you wanted him d3#d" nervously smile cuz im technically the wife of the person he was talking about "you can continue, i want to hear you situation" i said "Ohhh yes i was beaten up badly and collapse before i past out i saw a portal or something and woke up in a forest and surprised yenna is right beside me, i thing the forest healed me cuz when i moved my body didnt hurt" i hummed as he confronted "so i exploded the forest yenna to find anyone, i keep walking nowhere in particular and i heard some thing running fast and getting closer to me the logical thing to do is to run the other way because you are in a unknown place" i'll give you a summary
Eli was attacked by beast or some 4 legged creature he did get away but badly injured while protecting yenna he found Guns territory (he didnt know that ofcourse) that why he was in that alley way
We hear the door opened and saw my baby boy (ćļ¼¾āļ¼¾) he stomping on his little legs if you saw it it was sooo cute
anyways he came up to me and said " mama story time" he was pouting at me while continuing "do you love this man more than me, is that why you'd help that commoner from that alley way" that surprised, 'he really is Guns son' "Hades dont call people that, i helped him because he was injured and with that little girl" i scolded him, when i looked at Eli he was surprised to say the least "You have a child, but you look so young" I laughed and kinda teased him "dont you have a child also, why cant i?" I saw him having a small blush maybe cuz of embarrassment "i was just kidding, but yes I am 17(i found out my age is the same in real life) and have a child with my husband" he was shock, ngl i am too when i foundout "your 17?" He questioned "yes, but im turning 18 in a month"(same calendar) i answered "and how old is your son?" I sighed 'i know where this is going' i was about to answer but Hades cut me off "im 7 and dont you dare hit my mom" while pouting and angrily stomping walking infront of me with a protective manner.
And my dream stop there and i wake up
thank for reading i appreciated it, if you want i can do more of story telling of my dream, just let me know good day/night my darlings~ ļ¼ļ¼¾ļ½ļ¼¾ļ¼
@lookismaddict Bro i got another dream of gun just last night, istg that this man is really haunting me š
Story time:
Ok it started like last time i wake up in a room (the same f#cking room š¤”) it was morning this time im wearing a kimono a different design it was like a brown color the design is like a branch of petals with different shades of orange, blue and dark brown to black it was pretty, but back to the story the kimono was covering me but my shoulder was exposed i was covered with bandages and there where some exposed bruises abd black spots, i saw the door slide open and a girl come in she was around 16-14 yrs old she was carrying a bucket of water and a towel, i had assumed that she was a maid cuz of the clothes she was wearing and what she was carrying, i was right about that cuz she said to me is "my lady im glad your ok!!!!" she cried "the master is an @sshole for doing that to you" while she said that angrily i was so confused on who this girl is, as she continues "so what if you talked to that prince of Seoul, the prince is WAY better that him, i hope master d!e in a the most clueless way possible for the thing that he have done to you!!!" i was nervous to say the lest but she didnt noticed, she was business cussing that "master" guy, when i calmed down a bit i ask "who are you, and what happened?" she looked at me as she was calming down and said "you must have forgotten like the other time this had happend" as she told everything to me that had happened, I'll give y'all a summary of this
first of all WTFFFFFFF IM GUN'S F#CKING WIFEEEEE his WIFE i rather D!E then become his wife i assume that i was his concubine or something because of last time but NOOOOO I HAD TO BE HIS WIFE, OF F#CK SAKE
second I WAS IN A COMA FOR MONTH AND HALF i was not surprised about that, im getting side tracked here i'll continue
After that i learned her name was Nana and she was one of my personal maids and i also learned that the prince she mentioned was Daniel and that we where friends, in her story she said that me and gun are in a ball or some celebration and lot of different kingdom where there, i was close with Daniel cuz we went to the sa school as children, and she also said the my father was the grandduke of Seoul Empire.
idk if y'all want me to continue but i'll leave it at that.
P.S thanks for reading this (ā§āā¦)/
Fuck, finally I did it, it took me like an hour to de-code it š
Here the translation so you don't have to do it š
Nahida:
"Salam! I've been waiting to meet you! I didn't think you would descent until I was at least few thousand years old!"
Tighnari:
"Greatest Lord! I'm- I- how did you-!? Nevermind, come in, come in, rest! ...I need to send a million letter now to both the entire city of Sumeru, the Acting Grand Sage, and the Matra most likely... "
Cyno:
"Tighnari, have you seen the Greatest Lord anywhere, they were seen coming to Ghandarvaille last-"
Cyno:
"What are they doing to you?"
Collei:
"Are you getting blessed, Master Tighnari!?"
Tighnari:
"Maybe? I feel... a little stronger, and my Vision acting up as well.. "
Tighnari:
"You know, we can't understand you, and you as, yet I can't wait to see what in the world you're going to do next. You're amazing"
sagau with the language barrier issue except... the creator is sick and tired of trying to ask for things so they do everything themself.
and it gives their followers mass anxiety bc they can't even ask what you're doing... bc they know they won't understand anything...
SUCH A GENIUS NARVI 10/10 GOOD WORK SORRY IM SUPER LATE BUT THIS IS *chefs kiss*
Like, that's literally how I feel like I first played Genshin LMAO
Also this has a cont. Part 2 at the bottom bc tumblr fucking hates me UPDATE I FIXED IT THANK FUCK
Paimon was like "and then we go to Mondstadt- ! NO, not Wolvendom, to Mondstadt! NOT THE THOUSAND WIND TEMPLE WITH ENEMIES OUT OF UR LEAGUE, ENTER MONDSTADT FOR THE FIRST TIME BEFORE U EXPLORE THE REST OF THE MAP!! >:("

SO MANY IDEAS YET SO LITTLE WRITING SKILL GUYS HELP-
Also warning this is ROUGH in terms of spelling and editing and im so sorry abt that! I have my art show today so you're welcome to come back if you want to see it a little more readable tomorrow lmao
Edit Update 4/6/23:
Revised and fixed all the bad spelling and grammar (hopefully) so make sure to give another read if you havent read the cleaned up version lol
I dont have a beta reader so its just me trying my best ok-
Everything was like kinda chaos tbh at first
WOW- MY FIRST 1,000+ NOTES POST??!?! U GUYS, WHAT ARE R YOU DOIN??!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! IM GLAD U GUYS ENJOYED IT SM!! Also look out for more encoded stuff in the future since i mentioned wanting to continue stuff like this + ARG stuff :) <3
Like u wake up under the Irminsul, and u think ur hallucinating a goddamn gacha game for like a solid 5 minutes, or ur lucid dreaming,Ā
but once u actually took what felt like hours to process that u might actually be in fucking Genshin Impact-
Nahida came running from, somewhere?? Its kinda just very floaty dreamy in here so, unclear, sheās beaming with a giddy little smile (š)
Itās⦠so much more than what her game model could manage.
I mean, you knew that, of course you did, but- to see the tiny goddess smiling in person, her cute chubby arms waving in the air, her cheeks all plump with baby fat from her excited smile, pretty green eyes that sparkle only in the way excited toddlers do-
It was justā¦wow. š„ŗ
You canāt help it, her sheer carefree excitement, exactly like a child but you know that she must be really overwhelmed with joy if shes letting herself act like that so blatantly, you feel ur muscles tug gently into a smile, you try to muffle it but ur happiness leaks out anyway
She's panting as she stumbles on short chubby legs to reach you.
After just staring at you with those big green clover eyes for a few seconds, she physically shakes her head to knock herself out of it,
Nahida places her hand over her heart, and bows elegantly, going back to looking at you with a small but bright smile, her voice is kind of quiet, muffled in a soft way, much like her game depiction,
āHzozn! R'ev yvvm dzrgrmt gl nvvg blf! R wrwm'g gsrmp blf dlfow wvhxvmw fmgro R dzh zg ovzhg z uvd gslfhzmw bvzih low!ā *
ā¦Nahida begins to look a little concerned⦠her eyes get impossibly bigger.
ā¦Oh no.
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Nahida had apparently quickly spread the news that you canāt understand them, but luckily it seems like all the characters still know you!
Alhaitham is pretty much a constant by your side, you knew he was vaguely studying linguistics in the akademiya⦠but that knowledge still didnāt prepare you to be intensely stared at with his diamond pupils for hours. š
Then heād tap your shoulder or something, and you quickly picked up that he wanted you to just try and say something.
Then he would scribble for hours.
Turns out they can understand you about as much as you understand Teyvat language (s? You canāt even tell if there are multiple languages, thatās how unrecognizable this language is, damn)
The more extroverted or friendly people, like Venti, Yoimiya, Kazuha, Jean, Noelle, Amber, Xingqiu, Hu Tao, Zhongli, Ganyu, Barbara, Beidou, Collei, Ayaka, Gorou, Nilou
At least attempt to talk to you, and try very hard to watch what you gesture with your hands or body language
They're pretty much ready to play charades at all times for you lol
Interestingly enough, they only ever understood you when you typed in the chat (with other ppl)
But even then not immediately,Ā
Sumeru scholars basically had to make a whole new department (regardless of how much you play with others) to decipher your ancient language (to them) like those old clay tablets with cuneiform weāre still translating?
Like that, your words appear in elemental magic heavy places (so like that abyss lang. Itāll appear on walls or structures, so like Andriusā stone colosseum? in Wolvendom gained some of your chat replies inscribed and glowing a rainbow of colors on the top edges of the walls)
Much like the abyss language you see throughout genshin, most Teyvat scholars (across nations/internationally) agreed your language is the oldest form of language known!
Itās like modern languages having roots in older ones, like English with Latin, greek, or German roots, or Sanskrit and the Prakrit for Hindi language today
ā¦so of course no one really speaks the root languages anymore, because theyāre so old, so those ancestors who spoke those languages would have little to no understanding of their modern counterpartsā¦
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Occasionally if you turned your mic on for whatever reason there would be a gentle whisper on the winds in Mondstadt of your voice,
or your laugh in the waves washing ashore in Inazuma and Fontaine,
your startled noises or screams from battling bosses mixed with the landslides in the mountains of Liyue
So they know what you sound like, but that doesnāt mean they understood your language :/
Nahida had been hoping that youāre actual physical form being here would help improve the language barrier
But unfortunately, those things remained the same, but at least you were physically here to talk to now and give more content for the scholars to study rather than them having to make do with your snippets of language from chats
ā¦so needless to say, it took you a long time to realize they viewed you as a god of sorts.
You kind of knew something was up when at least two allogenes were by your sides at all times, or eremites would replace them if they really couldnāt stick around
You figured they knew you werenāt nearly as combatant-ready as they were at all times, hell you obviously didnāt have a vision hanging off you somewhere, and you only really had a knife strapped to a belt, courtesy of the Thirty Corps
You are still kind of convinced that the people of Teyvat, or Sumeru at least, are just pretty polite (and in the allogenes case, very kind or friendly, even people like Alhaitham or Cyno, resting bitch faces they have, seem to soften a little when theyāre walking around with you⦠maybe youāre just imagining itā¦)
And as much as you would love to wait until they understand you to do something more fun, as you can see the frustration on Tighnariās face (and his ears try to flatten back hehe) as he looked like he was debating heatedly with some of the Sumeru sages who insist you stay in the city
ā¦so why not go?
Itās not like theyāre going to get it anytime soon, and itās still too frustrating for yourself to charade things or draw things for them because you canāt even hear their guesses š
You can totally handle being like the traveler too,Ā
You still have access to your inventory afterall! Plus, lucky for you, you still find a pass for the Serenitea Pot in your little pocket dimension!
So now you have somewhere to sleep at night, and while most of your stuff went to the travelerās pack, the things like Primogems
(which.. Okay now you really want primogems bc theyre so pretty and shiny irl)āØļø
And other high-level things, or just objects of no use for the traveler (so basically all your hoarded level up stuff and infinite amount of weapons lol) came along with you
So you did have to wander the first week or so around the city and even commission the Adventurerās Guild to grab you food supplies to cook with
Filling up, along with a few big waterskins, youāre off!
...and everyone collectively has a heart attack!
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When you show up in Ghandaraville essentially all āāØļøšāŗļøāØļøā on Tighnariās doorstep-
He chokes on the tea heād been sipping on before he opened the door lol
He looks a little frazzled so you try to just gesture with ācalm yourself small animalā energy with your hands
āTivzgvhg Oliw! R'n- R- sld wrw blf-?! Mvevinrmw, xlnv rm, xlnv rm, ivhg! ...R mvvw gl hvmw z nroorlm ovggvih mld gl ylgs gsv vmgriv xrgb lu Hfnvif, gsv Zxgrmt Tizmw Hztv, zmw gsv Nzgiz nlhg orpvobā¦ā he began out looking at you and talking and gesturing to his small dining table (the game sucks, his house looks great and has lots of cool rooms filled with interesting plants⦠ooooā¦so pretty...)Ā
But then he kinda just devolved into rambling, no need to understand, you can read the vibes and just know that's what he's doing lol
Collei eventually ducks in, and she looks a little panicked?
Sheās quickly followed by Cyno, pushing past her to call out into the house,
His voice seems hard and stressed, looking at Tighnari, āGrtsmzir, szev blf hvvm gsv Tivzgvhg Oliw zmbdsviv, gsvb dviv hvvm xlnrmt gl Tszmwziezeroov ozhg-āĀ
Cyno stops and blinks.
Colleiās mouth is slightly dropped open, she also just, blinks.
You blink.Ā
Tighnari blinks tiredly, he looks like heād rather be done for the day, you think.
The doctor sighs, and moves his head to nod towards the other dining seats.
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Sumeru foods are so much better looking in real life, and theyāre so good too, your practically bloated by the end of dinner,Ā
As a thank you, bc u cant say it obv, you just gesture for Tighnari to stay sitting, and he gives you a raised eyebrow and a suspicious ear twitch
But stays still, and you reach out to finally hit the eight-pointed star hovering over his, and all playable characters chests at all times.
Like you suspected, it brings up a holographic character menu, but rather than his full model, it kind of hovers in front of Tighnariās face, replacing his old 3D model self with framing the real thing for a portrait just in front of his face
The poor Denro user nearly jumps a foot out of his chair as he looks in shock at your screen, you do the same āchillll boyā gesture with your hands and press his shoulders for a second to remind him to not run off or panic
Cyno and Collei had done the dishes and put up leftovers, and are now standing behind Tighnari, watching with equally wide eyes,
ā...Dszg ziv gsvb wlrmt gl blf?
Cynoās voice is even deeper and quieter than usual, you feel goosebumps run up your spine
āZiv blf tvggrmt yovhhvw, Nzhgvi Grtsmzir?!ā Colleiās sweet voice is also hushed like sheās witnessing something sacred, Tighnari gently shakes his head negatively in response, his shoulders shrugging,
āNzbyv? R uvvo... z orggov hgilmtvi, zmw nb Erhrlm rh zxgrmt fk zh dvooā¦ā
Though heās replying, Tighnariās eyes havenāt once left your ancient magic? technology device? hovering in front of him,
and as he crosses his arms and squints to try and look closer at everything floating in front of him, you can see the childlike gleam of awe in his green eyes, (so cute) in fact, now that you glance up and look, both Collei and Cyno have the same quietly excited and fascinated sparkle in their eyes too
With a displeased sneer, you chuck his old level one bow into the material grinding spots, hope he wasnāt attached to thatā¦
Oh well, heāll like the new one better, afterall, with no characters, all your best weapons and artifacts are ready to use!
With a small smile of reassurance, you finally finish gearing Tighnari up, tap a miniature version of that 8-point star in the corner like an āXā button, and it retreats like a classic TV setšŗ turning off into his chest, he startles but then carefully stands
You decide to just start making decisions bc its worked out so far ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
And grab his hand and haul him out into the forest, Collei letting out a surprised squeak, her and Cyno hurrying after
You reach the nearest clearing, and gesture at Tighnari like a bow and arrow firing, he gets it, and your glad he already trusts you, because he doesnāt take long to summon his bow
He takes aim at a smaller tree about two cars length away
You can feel them all holding their breathe, as Tighnari charges it with Dendro, the arrowhead glowing, (it looks so cool and badass irl god you feel envious even tho ur already here-)
The ranger lets it fly, it streaks neon green, whistling through the air, it hits the tree-
and it fucking explodes.
Vines and leaves and the trees roots all rapidly swell like theyre filled with water, like it literally got hit by a superhero with plant powers, which, not that far off actually.
The green floating Dendro seeds make a ring around the tree its so full of elemental energy-
You give a wild grin, you still got it, hell yeah. >:)
Your grin widens as you look over at Tighnari, Collei, and Cyno
Cyno has a smirk lighting up his face, eyes eager, Colleiās jaw has dropped and sheās just frozen staring as the tree finally settles from the burst of the dendro powered arrow
ā¦Tighnari has lowered his bow, and his mouth is only slightly open, his ears perked straight up into the air, shaking with excitement? Happiness? Interest? You donāt know how peopl-animal-hybrid ears work,
and you STILL cant talk to any of them to ask what they thought, so looks will have to do >:/
Tighnari is the first to move, his head snapping over to look at you, the brightest, kinda feral tbh, smile taking over his face-
āBlf pmld, dv xzm'g fmwvihgzmw blf, zmw blf fh, bvg R xzm'g dzrg gl hvv dszg rm gsv dliow blf'iv tlrmt gl wl mvcg. Blf'iv znzarmt."
⦠and you just š? Cool!
And give a thumbs upšLMAO
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Bonus:
Alhaitham was literally running around Sumeru City trying to find you when you left, tho you did try and leave a translatable-in-3-to-5-business days-note, he didnāt have time to translate that because you were gone.
Or worse, lost in the city, and he would never forgive himself if he lost you, esp as Acting Grand Sage-
Kaveh got a letter a day and a half later from Tighnari letting them know you were having a sleepover in Ghandarvaville lol
Kaveh also had to hunt down Alhaitham to give him said news, then force his roommate to go sit or lay down for the rest of the day to recover lmao
(Haitham honestly kinda freaked Kaveh out bc heās never seen him that... desperate, it was like seeing a statue emote lol)
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ARE YOU KIDDING WE ALMOST HIT LIMIT AGAIN?!
Bro has anyone else had this problem???
ANYWAYYYY SO I FINALLY CAVEDĀ
I literally had to switch from PC to mobile and copy and paste it there to get all my shit in and tumblr not throw a hissy fit???!!!
FUCKING TUMBLR- SUCK MY BIG FAT- š¹š¹ UGH
And started doing ciphers for when you dont get teyvatās language! I meant to do something fun like this for awhile but I wasnāt sure if that would be kind of annoying, but if youāre interested in learning what they actually say (which the whole point of this is that dw it doesnt rlly matter lol) hereās a hint:
:> good luck!
*hint = Atbash
Wish me luck on my art exhibition today!! Then Iāll be homefreeeee š
Safe Travels,
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ā” the beloveds ā”
@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist
It also explains why mama park is so concerned and worried about Jinyoung, and i saw a theory that elite/charles is the one that mama park referring too

Am I stupid to think that daniel/hyungseok's mom is Jinyoung's sister š¤§

That scared the sh!t out of me š
(And ngl being bald suits zeus, idk why but he would kill it)
Damn i messed up lets make the olympus brothers ā”B A L D ā”
Like this?

Ptj you son of a b!tch why the h3ll did you always k!ll my favorite character š¤§š¤§š¤§
He just want to protect his younger twin brother ššš
Name: Baek xx

