yikes-ajax

Yeeters gonna haw

Your dumb as a rock, sick as shit, hot as fuck, hillbilly ass punk highschool dropout with nothing interesting about them besides shaking their cane at the moon and taking pictures of their cat. Piss fast, shit hard 🤘🔥🔥

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She Sleeps

She sleeps

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yikes-ajax

2 years ago

Omg she moves

She sleeps

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yikes-ajax

2 years ago

I may not be able to justify the purchase, but now that I have a gun shaped pillow, I don't need to

STICK EM UP!!

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hehehe pew pew 🔫 its too much fun best purchase ever shitpost shitposting memes dog memes gun meme gun shaped pillow funny memes doggo dog dogs of tumblr dog dog doggy i love my boy good sport even when i play old west cowboys and he stands no chance against my GUN SHAPED PILLOW im sorry im just really excited about my GUN SHAPED PILLOWWWW YEEHAWWWWW there is something deeply wrong with me *softly* yeehaw

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yikes-ajax

2 years ago

Nothing makes you feel more wanted than a wanted poster 🥰

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yikes-ajax

2 years ago

Coming back to Tumblr after a year cause my humor is permanently damaged from this place and y'all are the only ones deranged enough to understand it

Anyways hi bitches

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*casually sweeps my 3000 follower blog under the rug* anyways i missed so many opportunities i could have made a religion but i chose self care instead smh well... i kinda did start a cult but eh whatever im a new person now and i will not start a cult again probably

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yikes-ajax

2 years ago

Me, talking to my mom: I bet you were hoping the squealing would stop when I got older, huh?

My mom, exhausted: One could only hope

Me: well SYKE

Me: *inhales*

Me: *incoherent squealing*

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im just a little guy squeeze me and i squee im just so very SCREEEEEEE shitpost shitposting sensory processing disorder sensory things sensory disorder actually spd idk the tags for this stuff really

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