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I FOUND IT OMG I FOUND IT

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

YES

kent davison from veep is so so so so fucking autistic

Kent Davison from Veep has autism!

did anyone else watch veep and think that kent and ben were at least a little gay for each other?

i’m not sure which headcanon i like best

maybe they sometimes get drunk and then have gay sex

maybe they’re both aggressively crushing on each other but they both refuse to confess b/c their pride and shit

orrrrr

they’re hiding really long-term relationship and they’re so loving at home but they’re assholes to each other at work so that no one can tell but sue can definitely tell

and at least one person has walked in on them probably also sue

and then kent’s hair is ruffled and sue gives him a look like “i know what you did in that supply closet” and he ducks into his office bc he’s embarrassed

PLEASE tell me other people have thought about this

i headcanon that they would propose at the same time.

They would totally go on a vacation and then their dumbasses lizard brains would match up and be like “ah yes perfect timing” but nines would be a little more calculated bout it. he would totally plan for them to go to this cute ‘n scenic spot and would totally have an alert set for the exact moment he was planning on

then once nines got on a knee, gavin would be like “oh yeah forgot i was planning on doing that” *proposes too*

I FUCKING LOVE reed900 headcanons

I also love this art style great job OP

happy birthday to Gavin <3

cats enjoy every kind of box, right?

scarred fire

sometimes when im very excited and do happy stims i say “im doing an autism”

chat my autism is autismimg sm rn

holy shit i love it

Didn't know there so many Trekkies here, Heres another drawing of the trio 💫

OBVIOUSLY qcard

Old Man Yaoi Tournament Round 2

OMG OMG OMG cunty dracula

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

this is great and so true

compilation of this type of post

why can i semi-accurately spell pneumomoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and antidisestablishmentarianism but not bannana

GOD DAMMIT-

HOLY SHIT i love it so much its amazing

🎨 NEW ARTWORK! 🎨

Hello lovely people. I feel like it's been an absolute age since I've shared any of my art with you, but that's because I've been taking part in events and so I've had to keep all the stuff I've been working on under wraps. Soon you should see another flurry of activity when I'm finally able to share them.

This new piece though, I did just for me 🥰 I hope you like it.

The full size version can be found on my DeviantArt HERE.

i usually don’t like self-insert but this is really good

Befriending Spock Headcanons

My first Star Trek content! Spock is my favorite character by far and I feel like he needs some love. A lot of my Star Trek content will be romantic, but I feel like especially with Spock, it's necessary to explore the first steps of just becoming friends, because it's harder to break down his walls and he's not one to just act on attraction at first sight.

Warnings: none

Word count: 1.1 k

- People have very different, often very polarizing opinions on Commander Spock. You'd heard more than enough stories about how cold, calculating, unforgiving, and inhuman he was. 

- But when you met him, all you could think was that he was so cool.

- He was incredibly intelligent, capable of making smart and informed decisions regarding basically any situation that affected the ship in minutes, and always acted with absolute certainty. Despite that, he did not want a command of his own and readily accepted his own mistakes, readjusting accordingly. What was there not to admire?

- You tried your best to be friendly, but you knew it was a long shot. Not only was he a Vulcan, he was your commanding officer. You weren't sure how he regarded any sort of personal relationship, really.

- Still, you found yourself engaging him in light conversation in the halls, the mess hall, or the lift. You broke it off quickly if it didn't seem like he wanted to talk, which surprisingly was very infrequent. If you got him talking about science, or the history and philosophy of Vulcan, it was quite easy to get him to talk.

- Spock is... I'm not sure how he would describe it, but I suppose, pleasantly surprised to find someone that not only tolerates his discussion of such topics, but actively pursues them.

- Whether you know it or not, you've chosen the most effective method of breaking the ice.

- Spock encourages this by consulting you on data that is outside of the normal scope of your duties as often as possible. He enjoys being challenged, and surmises that you must, as well. You have a natural curiosity and a scientific mind, one that with proper training could even attain his level of authority in time. These discussions don't feel like replacement training sessions so much as informal academic chatter, though.

- Spock starts to show that he considers you a friend through verbal encouragement first. It's often very dry and hard to detect, but it's there.

- He once corrected you regarding a postulation you'd made when analyzing some data that was adjacent to your field. You said, "Oh, right, that makes more sense. Sorry, I'm a little stupid sometimes," out of habit, something that you knew you should probably grow out of.

- He looked at you, perplexed. "Ensign, you should not insult yourself for being unaware of a highly specialized piece of information that allowed me to see the facts in this particular light. Every scientist, no matter how intelligent, has their blind spots."

- You smiled at his encouragement before raising your eyebrow in doubt. "Even you?"

- Spock hesitated for a moment before considering his ineptitude in handling his friendship with his captain and now, it appeared, you as well. "Of course."

- You didn't believe him, but thought it was sweet of him to say so. "Thanks, Commander."

- "You may call me Mr. Spock, or Spock, if you prefer."

- "Sure thing, Mr. Spock."

- The Mr. gets dropped shortly after.

- Every smile you manage to get out of him is an absolute treasure, as it is very rare. Something tells me that the first smile he gives you would be in a situation in which you are distressed and he is trying to reassure you, perhaps he sustained a nasty injury and you are very concerned. The smile is fleeting and feels a little unnatural, but the effort he put into it was enough to convince you that he would recover. little did you know there was little effort expended--seeing your care for him, it was almost irresistible.

- Every smile you give him is treasured by him, though they are so much more frequent. It is true that humans smile with so little provocation, but it's still nice to know sometimes that he's the reason and not the butt of some joke (looking at you, Kirk and Bones)

- There are two facts about Vulcans that are very relevant to this situation: 1) Vulcans are touch telepaths, meaning that touch is very, incredibly personal and reserved for special situations (except for Sarek and Amanda cuz they're whores), and 2) Vulcans are, in fact, very emotional people.

- Keeping these facts in mind, there must be some way for Spock to express his feelings of appreciation and camaraderie for you, and it cannot be in the average human manner (handshakes, pats on the back, high fives)

- So instead, he takes a more vested interest in your wellbeing, asking if you've eaten, drank water, slept, etc. especially when you've come back from an away mission and are busy analyzing new data.

- You often seem to find each other following each of the Enterprise's adventures. These are often time-sensitive and life-threatening, and as a low-ranking science officer, often your only orders are to stay put and protect yourself. 

- The first time or two after you've become friends, you try to hide how shaken you are--you know you're fine, really. You just can't help that your reaction to coming down off the adrenaline high is to literally shake and sometimes cry a bit.

- However, Spock sees through what you're trying to do and reassures you that you are safe. "I know."

- "I intended to convey that you are safe to express any emotions you may currently be experiencing."

- Oh.

- You usually end up sitting with Spock somewhere, your quarters, your lab, the mess hall, the holodeck, shaking and crying before recovering after a bit. The emotional expression always makes Spock a bit uncomfortable--not because he's disgusted by it, but because he doesn't have/doesn't feel comfortable expressing the skills or the emotional intelligence needed to interact with them. 

- His simply being there is enough. You recover in 15 minutes or so and can carry on as before.

- "Have you considered consulting Dr. McCoy regarding the management of your anxiety surrounding these events? They seem to cause you a high degree of stress."

- You shrugged. "It's just my body's response, it doesn't bother me," you reassured him. "Besides, I've got you."

- The feeling of being needed in a way not associated with his intelligence or his duty was unexpectedly welcome.

- In time, he comes to take a more active role, bringing you food and water while you're working or offering to make a bit of progress on your work while you take a short rest--Vulcans don't require as much sleep as humans, after all.

- After a while of this, you mention to him that you feel that you could be a more proactive friend, when he takes so much time and effort to look out for you, and ask him what you could do.

- He looks at you, perplexed. "Your presence in my life is quite sufficient," he assures you. "Your companionship proves to be a gratifying part of my daily routine in any measure."

- He has no idea how sweet he can be.

holy shit i love it

i think it would have been funny if someone did a death drop

i am so hoping double banana works i need all the luck i can get

i’m so confused but it’s amazing

tfw = two fucking weiners

so tired.

so gay.

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

bring a see through container to work/school/out and just drink from your liquid cement

power move.

getting really into smoothies can be so humbling sometimes because I’ll be like oooo yes time to make my fun little morning drink for breakfast and then I blend it all up and it looks like I’m drinking liquid cement

das conk creet baybee

none of these words were in the bible and i’m not happy i had to see them in this order

Behold!

A Cursed Image!

(I had to see this with mine own eyes and I feel compelled to inflict it upon all of you)

holy shit i never knew there was context for the kid looking at the camera

im unsure if i love or hate this idea

guys what if we had middlecase letters

the term banana republic implies the existence of other fruit republics

lowkey would want to live in a dragonfruit republic i think that’d be cool