Another Random Incorrect Because Why Tf Not

Another random incorrect because why tf not

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Dazai after lots of planning: Nakahara Chibi, I've given this a lot of thought and I think I really like you so will you please date me or something

Chuuya blinking: What.

Dazai: Fuck this, forget I said anything

Chuuya, very confused: No- Shitty Dazai, wait damnit. What do you mean date?? We're already married??

Dazai: Wait what. We are???

Chuuya getting upset: We aren't????

Dazai: Uhhh of course we are

Chuuya: ... I'm too sober for this

I am: obsessed with Bungou Stray Dogs Academy

side note: SCREAMS CHUUYA

ok seriously chapter 5 when

new soukoku oneshot!

y’all i wrote after months today and i really like it and pls reblog and shit to promote it, it’d mean so much! oh and read it too ofc <3

my user is @xxalwayssofia on ao3 as well! i have 3 skk oneshots now hehe

~soukoku fanfic~

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33475318

If soukoku not canon why...

No seriously, why???

Chuuya's character song literally talks about Dazai,, I am so done goodbye

y’all i have a soukoku hc-

SO CHUUYA SPENDS THREE CHRISTMASES WITH DAZAI

And they never go out because I said so

But Dazai gets a tree and tinsel and stuff to tease Chuuya but he secretly wants Chuuya to experience Christmas probably for the first time ever

But he uses tinsel as a noose ykwim??

And then after Dazai leaves and Chuuya goes to a normal Christmas party 

And he sees Elise hang up tinsel and he’s like: ELISE WHY WOULD YOU ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO COMMIT SUICIDE ON A HOLIDAY??

Elise: ...??? its decorations???

Chuuya: huh... is that not a fancy rope to hang yourself with-

Kouyou: damn it who thought it was a good idea to let Chuuya live with Dazai

Mori: *shit eating grin*

If you are:

Please: Confirm your marriage. We are waiting✨

~Love, skk family

(ART NOT MINE CREDITS: CREANTZY)