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do i gotta kill 1000 evil men for mcr5 like wtf
la la la i cant hear you I'm listening to bullets at full volume
like or reblog this post if you wouldn’t boo oldies station
DRESS TO IMPRESS IN REAL LIFE

take it. take his flowers.
@amazingphil <3
I lied, we aren't having sex. put your clothes back on. I'm going to explain the history of american rock band my chemical romance. it all started on September 11 2001, they hit the pentag-

rib and pit
@danielhowell @amazingphil
#soreal
i dont know shit about dan and phil, but i have a lot of mutuals who get posts about them in my dash very often, so here's all the information i have gathered about them purely based off of tumblr posts.
they're gay
they're dating eachother
they're not dating eachother
they do comedy
they sing
they sell things
they wear clothes
they have existed for quite a while now
they like mcr (good taste if so)
they are youtubers
one of them know how to play the ukulele
they're trying to get rid of evidence of something
they do shows, not sure about what but they do
they're gay
they're youtubers
one of them wore tiny shorts once and people were either happy or mad about that
they do gay stuff on stage
idk how much of this is right, but thats what my brain has absorbed over this couple of months
😻😻😻

HELLO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FANS!!!!!
#omgthisissoawesomesauce



super old oooooold ooold sketch
before you know it you'll be in the bedroom of the person you've been thinking about for years🥰



woah dan and phil art!!! just a very quick messy drawing, but it looks good!! >_<
dan and phil so special to me.................
jdjsjdisidiseiks YES
no but phil is GLOWING lately like. you can tell that going to therapy + bringing back dapg + going blonde + going on tour has made him so much happier and confident despite his health issues 🥹

maybe YOU had a brat summer but i had a clancy summer thank you very much
writing phan fiction about ourselves
We always talk about how compatible dnp's personalities are but we don't often talk about how good they look together. They're both hot as hell, and the contrast between Dan's dark features and aesthetic with Phil's light features and aesthetic is so pleasing to the eye. I need them to wear more matching clothing bc it just emphasizes what a beautiful couple they are.

me when i’m transgender
i love mcr because this is what the four albums were like
bullets: screaming about love and death
revenge: singing about love and death
the black parade: singing about death
danger days: THE FUTURE IS BULLETPROOF. THE AFTERMATH IS SECONDARY. IT'S TIME TO DO IT NOW AND DO IT LOUD. KILLJOYS; MAKE SOME NOISE!
i will never understand danger days haters because what do you mean you hate danger days? do you also hate joy? and whimsy? and lazers? and ray guns?
can dnp please do archival merch soon. im talking like og amazingphil and danisnotonfire merch. im talking the 'im a danosaur rawr' shirt.
I miss Dan and Phil
SISTER DANIEL SILICON BOOBS
