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SO REAL!

need to get this off my chest urgently. speak my truth if you will. dan howell is so pretty. i love happiness on him. i love his cunty little outfits and his fucked up abominations of outfits. i love that he is so happy and its given him laugh lines and freckles and that it let him feel comfortable freeing his curly hair all those years ago. i love that he is so in love with phil that he laughs catastrophically loudly at everything the man says (me too). i love his groovy little dance moves. i love when he does the 'well hang on now i've got something to say about THAT face'. so glad i live at the same time as him.

i take back what i said about wanting the phipad reveal

the fact that blurryface's voice found its way back into a tøp song that's about worrying they're gonna backslide is tearing me apart

damn we got mcr next month

okay i need to speak. phil lester is fucking built. like dude he has an itty bitty waist, brooaaddd shoulders, and a FAT ASS! LIKE HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND HE'S TALL! AND HIS LEGS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL

terrible influence tour idea. leading up to the tour beginning there's a lot of wedding related hints being dropped. the phandom thinks it's a hard launch. but instead dan and phil become ordained ministers and at every show two people in the audience get married whether they want to or not. phan ships back

TØP Song Of The Day:

I love how Phil is passenger princess in everything except dnp's finances which he completely controls. Capital £ester knows one thing and one thing only: the bank.

my favourite bits of the new interview

inside you there are two wolves. one desperately wants dan and phil to be free of invasive interviewers and not be asked questions about their relationship ever again. the other one finds their answers so fucking funny though is the thing

i don't need dan main channel content i need a two hour danisnotinteresting video tier listing every condiment he's ever tried

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

the thing about phil saying “do you want to touch it?” is back in the day it would’ve been written off as a silly phil accidental innuendo moment but now he not only asked dan if he wanted to touch it but thrust his crotch forward while asking fully knowing what the implication would be and i think that’s beautiful. slutty on purpose phil lester i love you

“Phil wants skinny jeans back I don’t those things are hard to take off when it gets to the bomchikawowow time” shut the fuck up dan howell I do NOT need to hear about you struggling to take off phil’s skinny jeans keep it in your PANTS MAN we are 2 MINUTES INTO THE VIDEO

also I find it hard to believe that dan "chronically online girly pop nation and also low-key film bro" howell can't tell the difference between various actresses but ok I'll play in the space with you guys <3

"dapg upload today i can feel it" yall say this everyday

phannie tumblr I invite you to take part in the ultimate battle to decide which is the best dnp photocard - there will be 3 tournaments for joint cards, dan cards and phil cards.

all the polls will be posted here!

have fun and enjoy the bloodbath <3

(the golden pig is not included as they are simply too powerful)

credit to @/titphotocards on twt for the pc thread and everyone who shared scans of their pcs!

special thanks to @lesbiandanhowell for helping me make this & teaching me how to tumblr lol <3

i literally wanna kms what do you mean phil wants skinny jeans back but you don’t cos it’s hard to get them off before sex??? pls we need to know less about each other

are you a phannie king

*Growls* WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME PUNK?! *puts my claws to your throat but pauses, moments before killing you* but... perhaps I was one... a lifetime ago...

Le Sigh. Puts on my cat whiskers I guess

Been thinking about /her/

my spotify wrapped by the end of the year

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