FWB But You Just Come Over And Lay On Top Of Me Platonically Until I Feel Like A Real Person Again
FWB but you just come over and lay on top of me platonically until I feel like a real person again
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Yeah, I'm fine
*Types "<character name> x reader" into tumblr search bar*
I say I don’t care that my ex best friend dropped me out of the blue. I say I’m over it but honestly I’m not. Why wasn’t I good enough to keep around
so sexy of me to rot in bed all day. you should join me
*tired bath and body works employee voice*
“No ma’am your favorite scent from 2005 is no longer sold”
“Yes ma’am I purposefully sold the last body spray before you got here just to spite you”
“Yes the candle prices are high”
“No we don’t carry Christmas scents in June”
“Yes I make the prices, that’s why I wear an apron and make $11 an hour”
“I’m sorry the fragrance is giving you a headache”