
Jenna/She Her/23/18+ Minors DNI
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so sexy of me to rot in bed all day. you should join me
broooooooooooooo ur supposed to flirt with ya girl everyday like u still tryna pull her
Why do I always get depressed around my birthday :/

In the mood to make a beautiful man growl and moan “fuck” repeatedly but anyway
im not defending myself against a vampire. suck away gorgeous
I’m still mad about this cause how are you gonna make me feel weird about being wet
Every interaction I’ve had with a guy makes me genuinely think I might just be a lesbian cause what is this shit


Yeah, I'm fine
*Types "<character name> x reader" into tumblr search bar*
yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way
The lotus hotel scene in Percy Jackson single-handedly undid everything DARE try to do
FWB but you just come over and lay on top of me platonically until I feel like a real person again
Every interaction I’ve had with a guy makes me genuinely think I might just be a lesbian cause what is this shit
i deserve to be called baby bc im baby, thank u for coming to my ted talk



Derek: *slams Stiles up against his bedroom door*
Stiles, in his head: enemies to lovers, 30k+ words, slow burn, angst with happy ending, violence, fluff and eventual emut
opening ao3 in October is like walking into a party where everyone just did a line of coke, half of the people are fucking in one of the bedrooms, and the other half are sobbing on the bathroom floor
Fuck ‘five celebrities you want to have dinner with’ tell me five you wanna smoke with
Dylan O’Brien
Han from the band Hot Milk
Louis Tomlinson
Ashton Irwin
Zendaya
Honorable mention to Mod Sun
*tired bath and body works employee voice*
“No ma’am your favorite scent from 2005 is no longer sold”
“Yes ma’am I purposefully sold the last body spray before you got here just to spite you”
“Yes the candle prices are high”
“No we don’t carry Christmas scents in June”
“Yes I make the prices, that’s why I wear an apron and make $11 an hour”
“I’m sorry the fragrance is giving you a headache”
How do I make peace with the fact that someone who used to be my closest friend wants nothing to do with me anymore
I say I don’t care that my ex best friend dropped me out of the blue. I say I’m over it but honestly I’m not. Why wasn’t I good enough to keep around