*In The Middle Of A Battle Between Hotel Crew And The Vees*

*In the middle of a battle between Hotel crew and the Vees*

Charlie: okay.. I just need to calm down. We’re all trying our best. Just gotta ÇåŁm dØŵ— AAHH TO HELL WITH THIS SHIT!!!!! CAN’T YOU DUMBASSES DO ANYTHING RIGHT

Everyone: *gasps*

Vaggie: Charlie just calm down. Everyone trying their best—

Charlie: WELL WE CAN’T JUST ALWAYS RELAY ON GOOD INTENTIONS VAGGIE!!! Oh Cherri’s out of control but we can’t blame her BECAUSE SHE HAD GOOD INTENTIONS!!!

Angel dust: woah Charlie chill—

Charlie: OH OKAY DUUDDE!!! WOULDNT WANT YOU TO HAVE A COW MAANN!!! Hey here something you say to people on street instead trying to get into heaven ‘hey buddy got ANY ALCOHOL!!!

Angel dust: wow you are pissed

Nifty: ms. Charlie with all due respect, angel didn’t do anything.

Charlie: oh do I hear the sound of butting in, it gotta be little nifty, hell’s answer to a question THAT NO ONE ASKED!!!

Velvette: ha!

Charlie: what do we have here? The most useless of the Vees!! ALL THE SOULS YOU’VE GAINED WAS A BUNCH OF OVERZEALOUS INFLUENCERS!!!

Vox: oh man, influencers, I gotta write that down.

Charlie: oh yeah the tv, the only one of these bafoons that isn’t entertaining!!

Charlie *sees lute and a group exorcist angels*: AND AS FOR YOU!!! I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT YOU OR WHY YOU’RE HERE BUT I KNOW YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!!!

Lute: um, I just got here. what’s happening??

Charlie*facing Val*: you stupid, ugly, hate-filled moth!!

Val: HEY!! I may be stupid, ugly, and hate-filled but I- um what was the fourth thing you said?

Alastor: why do I feel like I’m next

Charlie: *turns head 180 degrees towards Alastor*

Alastor *in mind*: I suddenly feel a wave of fear

Charlie: Alastor… you are the worst human being I have ever met.

Alastor: hey I got off pretty easy.

Bill cipher

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Bill: hi! it’s me! I’m not dead! which is an awful surprise considering how many people wrote my obituary! preemptively in case I did die! But I didn’t! So suck on that!

Alastor: *causing destruction and mayhem while laughing*

Angel dust: so what’s Al’s story?

Husk: trust me on this one. you don’t wanna know.

Husk: *turns towards nifty* nif don’t tell him you shouldn’t have told me, but you did.

Husk: *points towards angel* and now I’m telling you. you don’t wanna know.

If kris was the knight that means they can make a dark world out of moss

Very true

TDP fandom after season 6 ⭐️