Luz: Hey, Can We Stay In Your Dorm Tonight?Lilith: Why?Luz: Hooty Fiddled With An Ouija Board And Cursed

Luz: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight? Lilith: Why? Luz: Hooty fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours. King: Eda doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

Max, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I'd like to thank Chloe, the love of my life, for telling me Victoria was going to win and to not bother preparing a speech.

Willow, having recently lost their glasses: KILL THE LADYBUG!!!!

Gus: ...That's a gecko-

Luz: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Hunter: Several traffic violations.

Willow: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Gus: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Amity: Also, that's not our car.

Luz: Guys where did Eda go? King: They got arrested. Luz: How the hell- Eda: bursts in through the window The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

Chloe: I only have 6 weeks left to live.

Max: Oh my god, really?!

Chloe: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.